And say whatever you gotta say. We'll have a ton of coverage over the next three days but during the actual show we just watch like the Stockholm Syndrome devotees that we are (though we'll post a winners list during commercial breaks.)
THE WINNERS
Best Supporting Actress Regina King, If Beale Street Could Talk
Awww... Chris Evans, such a gentleman
Best Documentary Feature Free Solo
Best Makeup & Hairstyling Vice
The night's worst acceptance speech
Best Costume Design Ruth E Carter, Black Panther
In praise of Melissa McCarthy's bunny puppet
Best Production Design Black Panther
Best Cinematography Alfonso Cuarón, Roma
Best Sound Editing Bohemian Rhapsody
Best Sound Mixing Bohemian Rhapsody
"We are the Champions" LGBT Stories at the Oscars
Best Visual FX First Man
Best Film Editing John Ottman, Bohemian Rhapsody
Best Supporting Actor Mahershala Ali, Green Book
Richard E Grant met his idol Barbra Streisand
Best Animated Feature Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Best Animated Short Bao
Best Documentary Short Period. End of Sentence.
Best Live Action Short Skin
Best Screenplay Green Book
Best Foreign Film Roma
Best Adapted Screenplay BlacKkKlansman
The most joyful moment in the ceremony
How many times did you "Jennifer Hudson" on Oscar night?
Best Original Score Ludwig Goransson, Black Panther
Best Original Song "Shallow," A Star is Born
The horniest moment in the ceremony
The musical performances ranked
Best Lead Actor Rami Malek, Bohemian Rhapsody
Ranking the Oscar Clips - These guys didn't fare well.
Best Lead Actress Olivia Colman The Favourite
Best Reaction Shot... Emma Stone
Best Director Alfonso Cuarón, Roma
Best Picture Green Book
Why Green Book's win made me cringe - Not why you think!
Best Picture Nominee Oscar Tallies: Bohemian Rhapsody: 4 wins; Black Panther, Roma, Green Book: 3 wins each; A Star is Born, Vice, The Favourite, BlacKkKlansman: 1 win each. The last time each Best Picture nominee won an award was 2014 but it's not so common since something usually goes home empty-handed.
MORE COVERAGE
How'd you do on your predictions? We went 17/24
Reader Poll Results Who you were rooting for.
New Oscar Trivia since we've wrapped up another year
Glenn Close's Oscar Curse Nathaniel on Glenn's 7th historic loss
With a Friend Like Emma... Hang this in the Louvre
Ranking the Oscar Clips - Ben ranks the 20 from Cringe-worthy to Greatness
Appropriate Acceptance Speeches - Should the speech match the accomplishment?
Caption This - Glenn's Melissa McCarthy Gaze
First Gentleman of the Oscars - Dan Loves Chris Evans
Joe vs Nicholas - Vote on your Favourite fella
Team Reactions Part 1 - Horniest and Most Joyful Moments
Team Reactions Part 2 - Good times, Noticeable Absentees
Best Dressed Supporting Actress - VOTE!
Best Dressed Best Actress - VOTE !
Best Dressed Men - Joe, Chadwick, Nicholas, Henry and More...
Best Dressed Non-Nominees - 20 More Lewks from Oscar Night
"Jennifer Hudsoning" - Ginny did it lots on Oscar night
Melissa McCarthy & Brian Tyree Henry - Tim on the funniest awards presentation
The 5 Musical Performances - Chris Feil, our Soundtracking Man, ranks them
James Baldwin Tribute - Murtada wonders if we'll get more adaptations of his work?
Complicated Feelings about Green Book's Win - Lynn Lee explains
We are the Champions - Deborah on LGBT stories at the Oscars