The Films of 2022. The 23rd annual FiLM BiTCH Awards
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and the nominees are...TBA
Best Musical Scene in a Musical |
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ELVIS "Baby Let's Play House" |
ELVIS "If I can Dream" |
ELVIS "Suspicious Minds" |
ELVIS "Trouble" |
INU-OH Concert |
Elvis the Pelvis emerges, a superstar is born |
The icon surprises again with a protest song
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It's opening night in Vegas for the film's signature setpiece
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Elvis promised to behave but causes a riot instead. |
A funny and epic stadium-style concert ... out of time spectacle. |
Finalists: Any Bowie archival conjuring from Moonage Daydream really, Inu-oh tries to outdo the concert for the people with a special ultra-beautiful show for royals Semi Finalists: "When I Grow Up" is a highlight in Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical, "Hound Dog" and "Tutti Frutti" Elvis watches other icons perform in these two scenes, TAR puts up her "Room for Sale" "Ciao Papa" in Pinocchio, and School Song" from Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical Note: * If a musical number is part of another scene category, like openings or endings or whatnot, it goes there instead. |
Best Musical Scene in a Non-Musical
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BARDO "Let's Dance" |
CRIMES OF THE FUTURE "Inner Beauty Pageant" |
FIRE ISLAND "Sometimes" |
LIVING "The Rowan Tree" |
RRR "Naatu Naatu" |
Silverio temporarily enjoys his own party, lost in the joy of a family dance
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The Ear Man "Don't tell him I said this but he's better with the dancing than the conceptual art" |
Howie, Luke and Keegan trio it up to this classic. "It's tradition!" |
A drunk Williams gets lots in song. A stone-faced man suddenly baring his slurry soul |
The Brits can't keep up with our revolutionary heros in an exhausting dance-off
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Runners Up | ||||
Finalists: Wil's dance-off contest in Fire Island, Sad karaoke betrayal with "Losing My Religion" in Aftersun, Beer Pong / "Jump Around" in Ticket to Paradise , In Return to Seoul Frédérique dances by herself - another reinvention is coming, Semi Finalists: In Benediction Ivor Novello performs "And Her Mother Came, Too" to the giggling social gathering, Billy performs "Love is Not Love" in Bros with ultra-specific lyrics, It is a grand piano or a typewriter in The Fabelmans? Note: * If a musical number is part of another scene category, like openings or endings or whatnot, it goes there instead. |
Best Action Sequence
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AVATAR THE WAY OF WATER Tulkun & vs Humans |
BLACK PANTHER WAKANDA FOREVER Shuri vs Namor |
DOCTOR STRANGE Zombie Strange vs Scarlet Witch |
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE Deirde vs Waymond/Evelyn |
RRR Centerpiece battle |
Cameron's films always have glorious action sequence and this is the unequivocal highlight of the film's three hours | Shuri's new suit and her scientific genius finally gets the edge on Namor. That shot of the feathers in her claws! Ouch. |
Sam Raimi lets his freak flag fly with one of the most arrresting action images in the MCU |
A two part sequence in which the action first lifts off and the torch passes (from Waymond to Evelyn) in terms of who the action hero is |
Raju vs Bheem with wild animals, fire, and assorted chaos as accessories |
Finalists: RRR it's Raju, one government man, versus the rebels setting the tone for the heightened cartoon action to come. Such fun!, Prey's final battle is quite an exciting one-on-one showdown, The final mission in Top Gun Maverick Semi Finalists: The final chaotic showdown of Everything Everywhere All At Once, Attack on Kamar Taj in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, Escaping the tiger in RRR, Lady Bug vs. The Hornet in Bullet Train (but many of the short "vs" scenes would do here) |
Best Kiss
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BABYLON Brad & ? |
CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH |
EMILY THE CRIMINAL Aubrey Plaza & Theo Rossi |
THE FABELMANS |
FIRE ISLAND Conrad Ricamora & Joel Kim Booster |
That butterfly! So silly... and so magical, like the best silent images |
A beautifully foolish almost tryst. The stars really sell it. |
Emily, high on the thrill of doing crime, makes her move. | A horny teen kiss ... with Jesus's approval! |
Finally letting their guards down to let this new romance in |
Runners Up |
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Finalists: Austin Butler makes out with several fans in front of Priscilla in Vegas in Elvis (but since we already honored that setpiece in Best Musical Moment), Olivia Colman's impulsive peck with Micheal in Empire of Light neither of them having any idea where it might lead them, Aamu Milonoff & Linnea Lineo get caught up while dancing in Girl Picture Semi Finalists: Timothee Chalamet & Taylor Russell are kindred souls colliding in Bones and All, Antonio Saboia and Pedro Fasanara's give in to clandestine passion in Private Desert, Hollywood beauties Jennifer Connelly & Tom Cruise share a glossy kiss in Top Gun Maverick, Cate Blanchett & Nina Hoss believable as a long-time complicit couple in TAR |
Best Sex Scene
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BROS Luke Macfarlane & Billy Eichner |
CRIMES OF THE FUTURE Lea Seydoux & Viggo Mortensen |
GIRL PICTURE Aamu Milonoff & Linnea Leino |
GOOD LUCK TO YOU LEO GRANDE Emma Thompson & Daryl McCormack |
MY POLICEMAN David Dawson & Harry Styles |
Experimentation and comedy... and feet |
"Body is Reality" And surgery is the new sex. |
A night of dancing leads to orgasmic union | Nancy finally experiences pleasure | A policeman discovers the joys of gay sex with his new gallerist friend |
Runners Up | ||||
Finalists: A tragiwhimsical infant interruption for Bardo's playful old marrieds, Has Bella found Pleasure ...or at least her porn niche in S&M?, Blonde's blurry shifty threesome with Ana de Armas, Evan Williams, Xavier Samuel Semi Finalists: Firebird's forbidden romance, Corsage's indifferent odd marital banging, Deep Water's lusty open marriage, and Dog's thwarted threesome |
Best Opening Scene
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DECISION TO LEAVE | FABELMANS | TAR | TRIANGLE OF SADNESS | THE WONDER |
Post-mortem |
Trip to the movies |
Interview | Balencia / H&M |
'Our story' |
Runners Up | ||||
Finalists: Nope plane debris? Great Freedom's criminal behavior Semi Finalists: Top Gun Maverick's "Darkstar" shutdown, A wedding in Downton Abbey A New Era, the circus of EO, car crashes as American optimism lecture in White Noise, and a nightswim in Firebird |
Best Ending
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AFTERSUN | THE FABELMANS | GREAT FREEDOM | THE NORTHMAN | THE QUIET GIRL |
Hallway |
Horizon line | Eternal prison |
Valhalla |
Goodbyes |
Runners Up | ||||
Finalists: Girl Picture -happy trio at the party, Decision to Leave - beach search, Corsage -a suicide? Semi Finalists Banshees of Inisherin - the beach, Crimes of the Future - the body is ready, Fire Island - at the dock, Triangle of Sadness - the rock |
Best Credit Sequence / Title Design |
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AFTER YANG |
ALL THAT BREATHES |
ELVIS |
JACKASS FOREVER | WHITE NOISE |
(opening credits) Family dance battles |
(end credits) In the trees |
(credits) Rhinestone explosions |
(opening credits) Dick kaiju |
(end credits) Supermarket Dance |
Finalists: Corsage (end credit empress dance), The Menu (interstitials), and Nope (dark corridor opening) Semi Finalists: Moonage Daydream (interstitials),Doctor Strange (end credits) inkblot mirrors, and those highlighted accents and letters in the stylish Bardo |
Best Scenes (excluding aforementioned categories)
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AFTER YANG |
ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT |
BABYLON |
DOWNTON ABBEY: A NEW ERA |
EO |
Memory tour | Waterhole | Epic first day on set | Finale of movie within movie |
Injured 'donkey' |
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE |
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE |
THE FABELMANS |
FIRE ISLAND |
GOOD NIGHT OPPY |
Another (movie star) Life | Rocks |
Editing discovery |
Marisa Tomei | "S.O.S." |
Finalists: Babylon "Hello College" a shoot gone awry, Triangle of Sadness - Toilet Manager / Captain, Pleasure - phone call to mom Semi-Finalists: The Fabelmans - Meeting John Ford, Till - Courtroom stand, Decision to Leave - reenactment reveal, Fire Island - Sunset countdown, Blonde - "my Magda" Miller is stunned, The Northman -Visiting the seer, Turning Red - 4Town Shakedown, Nope - Aliens in the barn, The Batman - contacts, Glass Onion -Benoit ruins the game early, The Northman - Queen Gudrun's confession, Black Panther Wakanda Forever - Ramonda meets Namor, Babylon -'Your time is up', The Cursed -children discover the teeth, The Inspection - mom's visit |
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TAR | WHITE NOISE | |||
Juilliard | Elvis / Hitler |
NOMINATIONS IN ALL CATEGORIES
(OSCAR PARALLEL & OTHERWISE) thus far
(40 of 41 categories completed | 65 films honored with nominations)
17 noms
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE
11 noms
ELVIS
THE FABELMANS
TAR
7 noms
FIRE ISLAND
NOPE
5 noms
BANSHEES OF INISHERIN
RRR
TRIANGLE OF SADNESS
4 noms
AFTER YANG
AFTERSUN
ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT
BABYLON
CORSAGE
CRIMES OF THE FUTURE
EO
WHITE NOISE
3 noms
AVATAR THE WAY OF WATER
BLACK PANTHER WAKANDA FOREVER
DECISION TO LEAVE
GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S PINOCCHIO
THE MENU
THE NORTHMAN
TOP GUN MAVERICK
2 noms
BROS
CATHERINE CALLED BIRDY
CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH
CLOSE
DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS
GIRL PICTURE
GLASS ONION
GOOD LUCK TO YOU LEO GRANDE
GREAT FREEDOM
HAPPENING
HOLY SPIDER
THE INSPECTION
LIVING
MRS HARRIS GOES TO PARIS
PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH
RETURN TO SEOUL
SHE SAID
TURNING RED
THE QUIET GIRL
1 nom
ALL THAT BREATHES
APOLLO 10½ A SPACE AGE CHILDHOOD
ARMAGEDDON TIME
BARDO
BENEDICTION
CAUSEWAY
DEVOTION
DOWNTON ABBEY: A NEW ERA
EMILY THE CRIMINAL
GOOD NIGHT OPPY
INU-OH
JACKASS FOREVER
MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON
MOONAGE DAYDREAM
MY POLICEMAN
OFFICIAL COMPETITION
SEE HOW THEY RUN
TILL
TO LESLIE
THE WHALE
THE WOMAN KING
WOMEN TALKING
THE WONDER
The Films of 2022. The 23rd annual FiLM BiTCH Awards
PICTURE | ACTING | VISUALS | AURALS | EXTRAS | SPECIAL | SCENES - you are here