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The Films of 2022. The 23rd annual FiLM BiTCH Awards

PICTURE | ACTING | VISUALS | AURALS | EXTRAS | SPECIAL | SCENES - you are here

 

gold medal

 silver medal

  bronze medal

 

and the nominees are...TBA

 

Best Musical Scene in a Musical
(or Performance Heavy Picture)

ELVIS
"Baby Let's Play House"
ELVIS
"If I can Dream"
ELVIS
"Suspicious Minds"
ELVIS
"Trouble"
INU-OH
Concert

 Elvis the Pelvis emerges, a superstar is born

The icon surprises again with a protest song
It's opening night in Vegas for the film's signature setpiece
 

 Elvis promised to behave but causes a riot instead.

A funny and epic stadium-style concert ... out of time spectacle.
 

Finalists: Any Bowie archival conjuring from Moonage Daydream really, Inu-oh tries to outdo the concert for the people with a special ultra-beautiful show for royals

Semi Finalists: "When I Grow Up" is a highlight in Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical, "Hound Dog" and "Tutti Frutti" Elvis watches other icons perform in these two scenes, TAR puts up her "Room for Sale" "Ciao Papa" in Pinocchio, and School Song" from Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical

Note: * If a musical number is part of another scene category, like openings or endings or whatnot, it goes there instead.

 

 

Best Musical Scene in a Non-Musical
 BARDO
"Let's Dance"
CRIMES OF THE FUTURE
"Inner Beauty Pageant"
FIRE ISLAND
"Sometimes"
LIVING
"The Rowan Tree"
RRR
"Naatu Naatu"
 
Silverio temporarily enjoys his own party, lost in the joy of a family dance

 The Ear Man "Don't tell him I said this but he's better with the dancing than the conceptual art"

 Howie, Luke and Keegan trio it up to this classic. "It's tradition!"

A drunk Williams gets lots in song. A stone-faced man suddenly baring his slurry soul
The Brits can't keep up with our revolutionary heros in an exhausting dance-off
Runners Up

Finalists: Wil's dance-off contest in Fire Island, Sad karaoke betrayal with "Losing My Religion" in Aftersun, Beer Pong / "Jump Around" in Ticket to Paradise , In Return to Seoul Frédérique dances by herself - another reinvention is coming,

Semi Finalists: In Benediction Ivor Novello performs "And Her Mother Came, Too" to the giggling social gathering, Billy performs "Love is Not Love" in Bros with ultra-specific lyrics, It is a grand piano or a typewriter in The Fabelmans?

Note: * If a musical number is part of another scene category, like openings or endings or whatnot, it goes there instead.

 

 

Best Action Sequence
AVATAR THE WAY OF WATER
Tulkun & vs Humans
BLACK PANTHER WAKANDA FOREVER
Shuri vs Namor
DOCTOR STRANGE
Zombie Strange vs Scarlet Witch
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE
Deirde vs Waymond/Evelyn
RRR
Centerpiece battle
Cameron's films always have glorious action sequence and this is the unequivocal highlight of the film's three hours Shuri's new suit and her scientific genius finally gets the edge on Namor. That shot of the feathers in her claws! Ouch.

 Sam Raimi lets his freak flag fly with one of the most arrresting action images in the MCU

 A two part sequence in which the action first lifts off and the torch passes (from Waymond to Evelyn) in terms of who the action hero is

Raju vs Bheem with wild animals, fire, and assorted chaos as accessories
 

Finalists: RRR it's Raju, one government man, versus the rebels setting the tone for the heightened cartoon action to come. Such fun!, Prey's final battle is quite an exciting one-on-one showdown, The final mission in Top Gun Maverick

Semi Finalists: The final chaotic showdown of Everything Everywhere All At Once, Attack on Kamar Taj in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, Escaping the tiger in RRR, Lady Bug vs. The Hornet in Bullet Train (but many of the short "vs" scenes would do here)

 

Best Kiss
BABYLON
Brad & ?

CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH
Dakota Johnson & Cooper Raiff

EMILY THE CRIMINAL
Aubrey Plaza & Theo Rossi

THE FABELMANS
Gabrielle Labelle & Chloe East

FIRE ISLAND
Conrad Ricamora & Joel Kim Booster
 That butterfly! So silly... and so magical, like the best silent images

 A beautifully foolish almost tryst. The stars really sell it.

Emily, high on the thrill of doing crime, makes her move. A horny teen kiss ... with Jesus's approval!

 Finally letting their guards down to let this new romance in


Runners Up

Finalists: Austin Butler makes out with several fans in front of Priscilla in Vegas in Elvis (but since we already honored that setpiece in Best Musical Moment), Olivia Colman's impulsive peck with Micheal in Empire of Light neither of them having any idea where it might lead them, Aamu Milonoff & Linnea Lineo get caught up while dancing in Girl Picture 

Semi Finalists: Timothee Chalamet & Taylor Russell are kindred souls colliding in Bones and All, Antonio Saboia and Pedro Fasanara's give in to clandestine passion in Private Desert, Hollywood beauties Jennifer Connelly & Tom Cruise share a glossy kiss in Top Gun Maverick, Cate Blanchett & Nina Hoss believable as a long-time complicit couple in TAR

 

 

 

Best Sex Scene
BROS
Luke Macfarlane & Billy Eichner
CRIMES OF THE FUTURE
Lea Seydoux & Viggo Mortensen
GIRL PICTURE
Aamu Milonoff & Linnea Leino
GOOD LUCK TO YOU LEO GRANDE
Emma Thompson & Daryl McCormack
MY POLICEMAN
David Dawson & Harry Styles

 Experimentation and comedy... and feet

 "Body is Reality" And surgery is the new sex.

A night of dancing leads to orgasmic union Nancy finally experiences pleasure A policeman discovers the joys of gay sex with his new gallerist friend
Runners Up

Finalists: A tragiwhimsical infant interruption for Bardo's playful old marrieds, Has Bella found Pleasure ...or at least her porn niche in S&M?, Blonde's blurry shifty threesome with Ana de Armas, Evan Williams, Xavier Samuel

Semi Finalists: Firebird's forbidden romance, Corsage's indifferent odd marital banging, Deep Water's lusty open marriage, and Dog's thwarted threesome

 

Best Opening Scene
DECISION TO LEAVE FABELMANS TAR TRIANGLE OF SADNESS THE WONDER
Post-mortem

 Trip to the movies

Interview Balencia / H&M

 'Our story'

Runners Up

Finalists: Nope plane debris? Great Freedom's criminal behavior

Semi Finalists: Top Gun Maverick's "Darkstar" shutdown, A wedding in Downton Abbey A New Era, the circus of EO, car crashes as American optimism lecture in White Noise, and a nightswim in Firebird

 

Best Ending
AFTERSUN THE FABELMANS GREAT FREEDOM THE NORTHMAN THE QUIET GIRL

 Hallway

Horizon line Eternal prison

 Valhalla

Goodbyes
Runners Up

Finalists: Girl Picture -happy trio at the party, Decision to Leave - beach search, Corsage -a suicide?

Semi Finalists Banshees of Inisherin - the beach, Crimes of the Future - the body is ready, Fire Island - at the dock, Triangle of Sadness - the rock

 


Best Credit Sequence / Title Design

AFTER YANG
ALL THAT BREATHES
ELVIS
JACKASS FOREVER WHITE NOISE

 (opening credits)

Family dance battles

(end credits)

In the trees

(credits)

Rhinestone explosions

(opening credits)

Dick kaiju

 (end credits)

Supermarket Dance

 

Finalists: Corsage (end credit empress dance), The Menu (interstitials), and Nope (dark corridor opening)

Semi Finalists: Moonage Daydream (interstitials),Doctor Strange (end credits) inkblot mirrors, and those highlighted accents and letters in the stylish Bardo

 

Best Scenes (excluding aforementioned categories)

AFTER YANG

ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT

BABYLON

DOWNTON ABBEY: A NEW ERA

EO
 Memory tour  Waterhole  Epic first day on set  Finale of movie within movie

 Injured 'donkey'

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE
THE FABELMANS
FIRE ISLAND
GOOD NIGHT OPPY
 Another (movie star) Life  
 Rocks

 Editing discovery 

 Marisa Tomei  "S.O.S."

FinalistsBabylon "Hello College" a shoot gone awry, Triangle of Sadness - Toilet Manager / Captain,  Pleasure - phone call to mom

Semi-FinalistsThe Fabelmans - Meeting John Ford, Till - Courtroom stand, Decision to Leave - reenactment reveal, Fire Island - Sunset countdown, Blonde - "my Magda" Miller is stunned, The Northman -Visiting the seer, Turning Red - 4Town Shakedown, Nope - Aliens in the barn, The Batman - contacts, Glass Onion -Benoit ruins the game early, The Northman - Queen Gudrun's confession, Black Panther Wakanda Forever - Ramonda meets Namor,  Babylon -'Your time is up', The Cursed -children discover the teeth, The Inspection - mom's visit

TAR WHITE NOISE
Juilliard Elvis / Hitler

 

  NOMINATIONS IN ALL CATEGORIES

(OSCAR PARALLEL & OTHERWISE) thus far
(40 of 41 categories completed | 65 films honored with nominations)


17 noms
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE

11 noms
ELVIS
THE FABELMANS
TAR

7 noms
FIRE ISLAND
NOPE

5 noms
BANSHEES OF INISHERIN
RRR
TRIANGLE OF SADNESS

4 noms
AFTER YANG
AFTERSUN
ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT
BABYLON
CORSAGE
CRIMES OF THE FUTURE
EO
WHITE NOISE

3 noms
AVATAR THE WAY OF WATER
BLACK PANTHER WAKANDA FOREVER
DECISION TO LEAVE
GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S PINOCCHIO
THE MENU
THE NORTHMAN
TOP GUN MAVERICK

2 noms
BROS
CATHERINE CALLED BIRDY
CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH
CLOSE
DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS
GIRL PICTURE
GLASS ONION
GOOD LUCK TO YOU LEO GRANDE
GREAT FREEDOM
HAPPENING
HOLY SPIDER
THE INSPECTION
LIVING
MRS HARRIS GOES TO PARIS
PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH
RETURN TO SEOUL
SHE SAID
TURNING RED
THE QUIET GIRL

1 nom
ALL THAT BREATHES
APOLLO 10½ A SPACE AGE CHILDHOOD
ARMAGEDDON TIME
BARDO
BENEDICTION
CAUSEWAY
DEVOTION
DOWNTON ABBEY: A NEW ERA
EMILY THE CRIMINAL
GOOD NIGHT OPPY
INU-OH
JACKASS FOREVER
MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON
MOONAGE DAYDREAM
MY POLICEMAN
OFFICIAL COMPETITION
SEE HOW THEY RUN
TILL
TO LESLIE
THE WHALE
THE WOMAN KING
WOMEN TALKING
THE WONDER

 

The Films of 2022. The 23rd annual FiLM BiTCH Awards

PICTURE | ACTING | VISUALS | AURALS | EXTRAS | SPECIAL | SCENES - you are here