Beauty Break: Herculean Edition
Sunday, April 7, 2013 at 1:00AM Have you heard that there are two competing Hercules movies next year? I can't imagine many TFE readers list Brett Ratner or Renny Harlin as big "draws" from Tinseltown's director pool, but they've enlisted The Rock and Kellan Lutz as their beefcake titular demigods. There's more info at Towleroad if you're so inclined.
If you don't know how to read there's Herculean Beefcake Visuals to gawk at after the jump
Beefy Beauty Break: Herculean Edition
STEVE REEVES (THE ORIGINAL)
awww. I should've added Steve to "horizontal lovelies". He's often sprawled out
DISNEY'S HERCULES
Years ago, before reimaginations of Disney characters were a daily occurence online, artist David Kawena caused a sensation with 'Disney Princes as Underwear Models'
DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON
I had no idea they made The Rock dolls... excuse me "action figures"
The Rock in sequins on Saturday Night Live
KELLAN LUTZ
Kellan Lutz photographed by Mark Abrahams
Reader Comments (9)
discounting the cartoon, it's a threeway tie....emphasis on threeway
lutz has the screen presence of a cardboard cut-out... and unlike johnson, he's not even likeable... and who in their right mind would give harlin 70 million $ to make a movie again?!
Oh my GOD. The pic second from bottom is RIDICULOUS. TFE is NSFW.
"Baseball, cold showers. Baseball, cold showers..."
kurtis -- you work at home girl. everything is SFW ;)
Thank you for this post nathaniel it made my Sunday
The Rock -- all day, every day.
Well it's certainly not safe for getting work done :p
Now that I've cleaned up, I just want to say that voting for this poll depends on how fast you want this movie to be. The Rock looks like he can finish Hercules' twelve tasks in about ten minutes.
Lutz might make a fine looking young Hercules. The Rock would be a better Simbad. And neither of them have the star quality of Reeves.