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« Open Thread | Main | Oscar Preview Time: The Tentative Release Dates »
Sunday
Apr072013

Beauty Break: Herculean Edition

Have you heard that there are two competing Hercules movies next year? I can't imagine many TFE readers list Brett Ratner or Renny Harlin as big "draws" from Tinseltown's director pool, but they've enlisted The Rock and Kellan Lutz as their beefcake titular demigods. There's more info at Towleroad if you're so inclined.

 

 

If you don't know how to read there's Herculean Beefcake Visuals to gawk at after the jump

Beefy Beauty Break: Herculean Edition

STEVE REEVES (THE ORIGINAL)

awww. I should've added Steve to "horizontal lovelies". He's often sprawled out

DISNEY'S HERCULES

Years ago, before reimaginations of Disney characters were a daily occurence online, artist David Kawena caused a sensation with 'Disney Princes as Underwear Models'

DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON

I had no idea they made The Rock dolls... excuse me "action figures"The Rock in sequins on Saturday Night Live

KELLAN LUTZ

Kellan Lutz photographed by Mark Abrahams

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Reader Comments (9)

discounting the cartoon, it's a threeway tie....emphasis on threeway

April 7, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterpar3182

lutz has the screen presence of a cardboard cut-out... and unlike johnson, he's not even likeable... and who in their right mind would give harlin 70 million $ to make a movie again?!

April 7, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterPatrick

Oh my GOD. The pic second from bottom is RIDICULOUS. TFE is NSFW.

"Baseball, cold showers. Baseball, cold showers..."

April 7, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterKurtis O

kurtis -- you work at home girl. everything is SFW ;)

April 7, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterNathaniel R

Thank you for this post nathaniel it made my Sunday

April 7, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterRami

The Rock -- all day, every day.

April 7, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterTroy H.

Well it's certainly not safe for getting work done :p

April 7, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterKurtis O

Now that I've cleaned up, I just want to say that voting for this poll depends on how fast you want this movie to be. The Rock looks like he can finish Hercules' twelve tasks in about ten minutes.

April 8, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterPaolo

Lutz might make a fine looking young Hercules. The Rock would be a better Simbad. And neither of them have the star quality of Reeves.

April 8, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJaragon
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