Sunday
Jun022013
Say What? Prisoners
Sunday, June 2, 2013 at 5:00PM you added caption or dialogue to this, the first official image, from Prisoners with Jake Gyllenhaal and Hugh Jackman [via] who happen to be two of our favorite actors here at TFE.
Winning entry after the jump!
Congratulations to Jorge who found a fun Oscary thru-line...
P.S. The last person to have sex with Jake in a movie was Anna Kendrick (End of Watch) so we'll see if this theory holds in just a couple of years time. Is Anna's Oscar on its way in 2014 or 2015?
Reader Comments (30)
Don't be mad. I told you my wife wouldn't be gone until after six! Come back then and I'll put the smile back on your face.
I'm leaving. I'm quitting you.
Hugh: Stop stalking, Jack Nasty. This is NOT Brokeback Mountain!
Michael Peña came with so much less sass.
You don't where plaid that boring over a shirt that sexy. You should know better, Hugh.
what do you mean we each only have one Oscar nomination?!
I love you, you pay my rent.
I'm much more interested in the other Villeneuve/Gylenhaal movie, THE ENEMY.
Saramago, y'all!
If you haven't, read the novel ASAP.
But I'll play:
"[Hugh thinking] Heath screwed Jake in Brokeback, won Oscar. Annie screwed Jake in Love and Other Drugs, won Oscar. Natalie Portman screwed Jake in Brothers, Oscar. Uh. The question is, how badly do I really want that Oscar?"
Hugh: Baby, he was only fixing the kitchen sink.
Jake: Save it for yo' baby mama...
What happened to the "On the Road" contest BTW?
Jake: If i starred in Les Miserables, i would chose the Anne Hathaway role. She took off during her solo and got an Oscar for her efforts.
Hugh: If i starred in "Love and Other Drugs" i would also chose the Anne Hathaway role. She took off all your clothes and got off for her efforts.
"Don't drive away and pretend you cant hear me; I know you wept at the end of Les Mis! Pure Jackman magic, baby!"
...but no winner was chosen last time. ;)
Male Oscar divas: "Another story must begiiiiiiii Donnie Darko, teleport out of my fucking shot."
Hugh: "Don't give me that X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE shit again! I know you said Gavin Hood was a shitty director after you made RENDITION. What was I supposed to do? Walk away from the franchise that made me a star?!?"
Kurtis O: Good stab. Here's Mine
Gyllenhaal's thoughts: Almost Spider-Man vs. the Eternal Wolverine. (sigh) I have to get out of here.
Hugh: "I'm sorry. This have never happened before. Maybe I just need a drink to relax? Come back. I've got some Viagra somewhere."
I don't care that you are a married man. I love you!
Hugh: What? Did you forget the poppers again? You know I have to use it!!
Jack: Oh no here we go again
Exterior, day.
Hugh (sobbing uncontrollably): Hold on! Don't leave! What do you mean you WON´T make Prince of Persia 2?!
Hugh: Sorry Jake but you have to..
Jake: Quit you...yeah, whatever..
Jorge Rodrigues - That's good news for Aniston! (The Good Girl)
Jake: "I can't even look at you right now."
Hugh: "I promise, everything will be better after the operation."
I'm just voting for the Jorge Rodrigues comment. Now that made me laugh!
"Hey man, I know losing an Oscar sucks. But starring in B movies is not the answer dude. Let me help you. Let's help each other." (*They kiss shortly after!)
I like Andrew's.
forget the closet, just get out the bloody car
I wish I could quit you... but you still haven't found my f**king children!
Hugh; Maybe you can be in the next X men movie.
Jake- is Wolverine coming out of the closet.
Thank you Nathaniel for the honor :)
Anna Kendrick would be a fine addition to these people ;)
And for the sake of Viola, can we ask for a little sex scene between the two? Maybe next time the Oscar would be hers!
FYC: Anna Kendrick, Best Actress 2015 (The Last Five Years)