Thursday
Jan022014
Say What? Moses
Thursday, January 2, 2014 at 12:00PM Amuse us by adding a line of dialogue or a caption to this image of Christian Bale as Moses in Ridley Scott's Exodus coming soon in 11 months!
Thursday, January 2, 2014 at 12:00PM
Reader Comments (29)
Channing Tatum? Why is there a @#&$(#*$ statue of Channing Tatum on my set? Its distracting seeing that back there? Hes a nice guy, but if its not gone, I"m walking.
Didn't Darren say there would be an ark?
Moses, I think you missed a commandment: No white after Labor Day.
Oh this Margiela cape? It was on sale at Barney's Canaan.
Yeah... I know my hair looks very much 21st Century. But, what the hell, who's going to notice?
eat your heart out Heston!
Robin
Mr. Ed, I've a feeling we're not in Gotham City anymore...Mr. Ed, I've a feeling we're not in Gotham City anymore...
LET MY HAIR AND MAKEUP PEOPLE GO!
"Quit trying to make CAPES happen"
umm... is anybody gonna do anything about that fire? something's burnin'.
Crap, they forgot the mustache!
Is it too late to go crawling back to David O. Russell?
Moses, preparing to lead his fellow hipsters to the Promised Land.
Gee, Ridley, I know we fudge a lot of facts here in Hollywood, but you know not everything historical event in Egypt happened at the same time, right?
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I can do those things. Because I'm not a hero, not like Batman. I killed those babies. That's what I can be.
"Do I have to eat THAT to gain weight for my next role?"
Where is Nefretiri?????
"Where's Alfred? I'm sweating and I need a lemonade!"
At least in this one I got a cool superpower.
Because he's the Hebrew Israel deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
I, Christian Bale, have commissioned these under-awarded actors to build a gigantic replica of my Oscar.
"Wait, it's seriously been three years since Katie Jarvis has been in ANYTHING? How!? Her debut film WON the BAFTA for Best British Film. Her co-star is one of the biggest actors in the world right now. (sigh) Back to filming this likely dud. Guy couldn't even make a Cormac McCarthy script compelling."
"Get that fucking camera out of my face!!"
"This?!?! This is my Empire of the Sun?!?!?"
What are you doing coming on the set again.
Oh...oh! Good for fucking you.
"I had some other offers but how exciting is this, a big gritty retelling of Exodus by the director of Robin Hood... oh Jesus what am I doing?"
"I wonder if it's too late to get Russell to trade places with me..."
or
"WAIT. You're telling me I don't have to lose or gain weight for this part? I QUIT."
Split this, Chuck.