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Tuesday, May 10, 2016 at 9:18AM Amuse us by adding dialogue or caption to this new photo from Assassin's Creed with Marion Cotillard & Michael Fassbender. The winner will win?
Reader Comments (16)
Fassbender: At least I'm not playing Desmond.
Marion: Be brave. You can always masturbate with your left hand.
Marion: Why are you the one panicking? I need this paycheck just as badly and I have an Oscar!
Cotillard: If you pull the IV, you can tell everyone you almost died while suffering for your art.
Fassbender: What? That seems a little desperate and overdramatic. This is Hollywood, not a war zone.
Cotillard: Hey, it worked for Leo.
Marion: "Don't freak out. I know it kind of looks like you leapt onto the set of a Divergent movie, but this franchise is better, I promise."
Marion: "What do you think of my new 90's Winona haircut? you like?"
Marion: "Honey, honey, relax. Only 10 more days of work and then we can collect our paychecks."
Michael: "What brought you here?"
Marion: "Do you really think 'The Immigrant' was keeping the bills paid for me?"
"Stop fighting the Pretty!!!!"
"No, You stop fighting the Pretty!!!"
"No, you stop fighting the Pretty!!!"
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Marion: Impulse. Respose. Fluid. Imperfect. Patterned. Chaotic.
Or:
Marion: You are trying one of the latest in Abstergosoft's line of Virtual Reality Memory Simulators. Here comes Arno.
Fassbender: Aaaaaaaah! Unity Face! Get it out of me! Get it out!
Marion: I'm getting my revenge on you for putting your hand up my skirt when we did Macbeth, Michael. YOU ARE MINE NOW. AHHHHHHHHH.
Fassy (raging): If you don't finally win Best Actress at Cannes I swear to God I'll rip my right arm off!
Marion (calm and graceful): oh please, ça ne fait rien, mon chéri!
Marion: See the string coming out of my back? You can call me Marionette Cotillard.
Michael: I'm glad you finally got those hands clean. But just look! My forearms are filthy.
Marion: Look at my hair
Micheal: NOOOOOOOOO!!
Marion : Take out that Viagra IV. Everything is blue and we all know you don't need it.
Marion: Michael look at me!
Fassy: No!
Marion: Michael, please look at me!!
Fassy: No! No!! Get away you Kristen Stewart look a like