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Tuesday
May102016

Say What? Marion & Michael

Amuse us by adding dialogue or caption to this new photo from Assassin's Creed with Marion Cotillard & Michael Fassbender. The winner will win?

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Fassbender: At least I'm not playing Desmond.

May 10, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterVolvagia

Marion: Be brave. You can always masturbate with your left hand.

May 10, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSean C

Marion: Why are you the one panicking? I need this paycheck just as badly and I have an Oscar!

May 10, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterAustin

Cotillard: If you pull the IV, you can tell everyone you almost died while suffering for your art.

Fassbender: What? That seems a little desperate and overdramatic. This is Hollywood, not a war zone.

Cotillard: Hey, it worked for Leo.

May 10, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterAndy

Marion: "Don't freak out. I know it kind of looks like you leapt onto the set of a Divergent movie, but this franchise is better, I promise."

May 10, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSawyer

Marion: "What do you think of my new 90's Winona haircut? you like?"

May 10, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterCris

Marion: "Honey, honey, relax. Only 10 more days of work and then we can collect our paychecks."

Michael: "What brought you here?"

Marion: "Do you really think 'The Immigrant' was keeping the bills paid for me?"

May 10, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterChris James

"Stop fighting the Pretty!!!!"

"No, You stop fighting the Pretty!!!"

"No, you stop fighting the Pretty!!!"

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May 10, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterforever1267

Marion: Impulse. Respose. Fluid. Imperfect. Patterned. Chaotic.

May 10, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJohn T

Or:
Marion: You are trying one of the latest in Abstergosoft's line of Virtual Reality Memory Simulators. Here comes Arno.
Fassbender: Aaaaaaaah! Unity Face! Get it out of me! Get it out!

May 10, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterVolvagia

Marion: I'm getting my revenge on you for putting your hand up my skirt when we did Macbeth, Michael. YOU ARE MINE NOW. AHHHHHHHHH.

May 10, 2016 | Unregistered Commentersummer

Fassy (raging): If you don't finally win Best Actress at Cannes I swear to God I'll rip my right arm off!

Marion (calm and graceful): oh please, ça ne fait rien, mon chéri!

May 10, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterCarlos

Marion: See the string coming out of my back? You can call me Marionette Cotillard.

Michael: I'm glad you finally got those hands clean. But just look! My forearms are filthy.

May 10, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterDevin D

Marion: Look at my hair

Micheal: NOOOOOOOOO!!

May 10, 2016 | Unregistered Commentersaywhat

Marion : Take out that Viagra IV. Everything is blue and we all know you don't need it.

May 11, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJoseph W

Marion: Michael look at me!
Fassy: No!
Marion: Michael, please look at me!!
Fassy: No! No!! Get away you Kristen Stewart look a like

May 12, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterManuel
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