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Tuesday, September 20, 2016 at 7:00AM Would you rather
...spar with Orlando Bloom
...read a comic with Jeff Goldblum
...or stop to smell the roses with Goldie Hawn?
he's a shaolin master imma have to practice lots to keep up 👊🏻
A video posted by orlandobloom (@orlandobloom) on Sep 18, 2016 at 6:04am PDT
I'm nothing if not conscientious. #thorragnarok #thor3 #thegrandmaster #marvel #marvelcomics
A photo posted by Jeff Goldblum (@jeffgoldblum) on Sep 9, 2016 at 11:58am PDT
I am grateful today for the sweet scent of the rose. #stopandsmelltheroses
A photo posted by Goldie Hawn (@officialgoldiehawn) on Sep 10, 2016 at 10:55am PDT
Reader Comments (15)
1. Do you have to ask? #homoerotic
2. Why is Harry Shum, Jr. tagged in this post?
1. i think these are three very different options regardless.
2. oops. he was in an early draft but we've featured him before.
Orlando Bloom, a late bloomer beefcake? Didn't see that coming.
I love Goldie Hawn, that was easy. I wish she had another great role and Oscar nomination.
I want to spar with Orlando's trainer/partner/whatever, that's more like it.
But to smell the roses with Goldie would be all kinds of amazing, can you imagine the conversations?
I'd want to read a comic with Jeff Goldblum, but not that comic. Goldblum is at his most fun at his most awkward, so I'd want something extremely grisly or extremely dirty as the reading material there. Maybe JTHM for the former and Omaha for the latter?
I'd go with Goldie to yell at her about siccing the producers on Jonathan Demme.
All I can think when I see the Bloom sparring is: all that muscly man training just to prepare for some probably terrible action movie.
Is Orlando blooming again?
if jeff goldblum read the comic to me, i'd actually choose that over slapping orlando around
[i'm getting old]
Why is Orlando Bloom still a thing? Seriously?
Lookig good though
Mr X -- you just answered your own question.
AR -- lol. thank you for faithfully reading.
ORLANDO!!!
1. I would be Orlando Bloom's sparring partner just so I can motivate him to finally land a punch on Justin Bieber and in return, get some poontang.
2. I would totally read comics with Jeff Goldblum and we can just chat for days.
3. I would like to smell flowers with Goldie and talk about her work and hang out with Kurt Russell.
I would like to take a shower with Orlando after his sweaty work out....
Jaragon -- that wasn't one of the options. ;)