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Would you rather...?

It's been ages since we played our favorite time wasting game of imaginary hang outs with celebrities. So let's do it. 

So would you rather

...have a kickbox with Vincent Rodriguez? hood ornaments w/ Billy Magnussen? the friendly skies with Luca, Armie, and Timothée? an accessories check with Nicole Kidman?
...make it a trio at Sundance with Maggie Gyllenhaal & Martha Wainwright?
...visit the Blue Lagoon in Iceland with Lewis Tan?
...enjoy millinery with Juliette Lewis? up on "self care for the real world" with director Sam Taylor-Johnson?
...interior decorate with Sarah Michelle Gellar?
...fight insomnia with Tom Holland?
...or do a little risky DIY cat grooming with Kat Dennings?

Pictures are after the jump to help you decide...

Mafiosos in transit

A post shared by Armie Hammer (@armiehammer) on

Running late, but on my way. #sagawards #BLL #HarryWinston #Armani #Neutrogena

A post shared by Nicole Kidman (@nicolekidman) on

Maggie Gyllenhaal! Martha Wainwright!

A post shared by Matt Jacobs (@mattjacobs9) on

@acnestudios 👊🏽🙌🏽👏🏽 #AcneStudiosFW18 #ParisFW #FFFFFFFASHION

A post shared by Juliette Lewis (@juliettelewis) on

I do my own stunts

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Reader Comments (20)

Decorate the interior of Sarah Michelle Gellar. Or do anything else she commands. (Excuse me while my unworthiness bows down...)

January 24, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterCarl

well, since tom holland's awake...

January 24, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterpar

Make babies with Billy Magnussen.

P.S. Luca Guadagnino's handbag costs more than my entire apartment.

January 25, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterPeggy Sue

Is Tom Holland legal?

January 25, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterV.

Without all the pictures loading I can safely say Tom Holland please and thank you!

January 25, 2018 | Unregistered Commentercatbaskets

Tom Holland is taking that Grindr thirst selfie lessons seriously

January 25, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterDanny Crave

Hammer, Guadagnino and Chalamet. I'd give my left arm.

January 25, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterRaul

I'm having trouble with the pictures, too, except Holland and Dennngs. and since I'm not into twinks, I'll pick Kat with Cat.

January 25, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterforever1267

Vincent Rodriguez...drool...

January 25, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJoey

Vincent Rodriguez should mount me.

January 25, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterbeyaccount

I'd help Nicole with her accessories and then play drums for Maggie and Martha Wainright.

January 25, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterthevoid99

The pictures are now working, and I'm GOIN' TO ITALY!!! Ciao, bellas!!!

January 25, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterforever1267

EVERYONE -- the pics are fixed. sorry for the delay

January 25, 2018 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R

Joey -- it's kind of a shocking transformation! Remember he was kind of verging on the chubby side of short and stocky for a little while there.

V - Holland is 21, yes.

January 25, 2018 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R

That is three handsome men at the airport - wow!

Choice between Luca, Armie and Timothée or Tom Holland. As Blackadder says, "Ah, the agony of choice!"

January 25, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterEdward L.

Chalamet, Hammer, and Guadagnino definitely.

January 25, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJonathan Lewis

And could Timothée Chalamet and Tom Holland become a couple? That would be great.

January 25, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJonathan Lewis

And could Timothée Chalamet and Tom Holland become a couple? That would be great.

January 25, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJonathan Lewis

Wait how am I the first one to reply with "visit the Blue Lagoon in Iceland with Lewis Tan?" Are you all CRAZY? Look at the man.

January 26, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterRyan T.

Lot of thirst options here, but gotta go with Maggie and Martha! Even without the dirt they could dish on their brothers, you know they'd be amazing to hang out with.

January 27, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJames from Ames

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