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Monday
Aug162021

Would you rather?

Would you rather...

• resist pasta with Henry Golding?
• practice hula hoop skills with Catherine Zeta-Jones?
• do yoga with Kerry Washington?
• get tatted with LaKeith Stanfield?
• cosplay Audrey with Illeana Douglas?
• weightlift with Taron Egerton?
• suck on something blue with Yoo Ah-in?
• consider the zucchini with Sutton Foster?
• skinny dip with Orlando Bloom?
• or eat Chris Hemsworth's cake?

Pictures are after the jump the help you decide.

Must. Not. Eat. Pasta... 🇮🇹

I’m in a twist!😂

Sending all the #SelfCare vibes on #NationalRelaxationDay! 🙏🏾✨My wish for ALL of you is that you are able to do something for YOU today. That you take some time to reset, regroup and relax. For me? Sometimes that includes is yoga - I love to do simple stretches and breathing that keep me centered, embodied and at peace...

Bring the pain! Working on my album is gunna be pretty, disturbing

Audrey Hepburn phase. 1980s

As some of you know, I’ve been training hard for my role in a six part prison drama for Apple. As you can see I’m getting pretty strong. To put this in perspective I recently saw the @therock curling 30lbs dumbbells. Mine are 55lbs. So yes, I am now stronger than the Rock.

💙

Reno meets giant courgette! Thanks @eamonncox94 for your home grown wonder!



Thanks for all the birthday messages! Had an epic day with the family and succeeded in devouring 75% of this awesome cake that my kids made before collapsing into a giant sugary heap of joy. Love you all ! Cheers 🎂 🥳

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Reader Comments (14)

Henry Golding and the pasta. But not outdoors!

August 16, 2021 | Unregistered CommenterFeline Justice

None of these seem that appealing, frankly. I'd say the skinny dipping but I'd feel such body shame around someone like Orlando Bloom that it probably wouldn't be worth it. So I'll go with the Henry/pasta, too, I guess, since I've been resisting it for over a year on my Keto diet.

August 16, 2021 | Unregistered CommenterDan H

I loves me a hot tatted douche so my manfield Stanfield all the way.

August 16, 2021 | Unregistered Commenterthevoid99

Golding looks yummy, Eggerton sweat nicely but Mr Hemsworth, still the sexiest man alive wins

August 16, 2021 | Unregistered CommenterJaragon

Start off with yoga with Kerry. Then pasta lunch with Henry. Wait the appropriate 30-60 minutes before swimming with Orlando. Then dessert with Chris.

August 16, 2021 | Unregistered CommenterTom G

Chris Hemsworth would eat the cake and me!

August 16, 2021 | Unregistered CommenterSandra Deed

Pasta looks tasty...Eggerton sweat nicely.. but I will never turn down Mr Hemsworth

August 16, 2021 | Unregistered CommenterJaragon

Eat cake with Chris Hemsworth and swim with Orlando Bloom (as long as I get to see Katy Perry naked). BTW, Catherine Zeta-Jones looks really damn good. I don't want anyone to body shame her. I read comments about recent pictures on Charlize Theron as people she's gotten fat. I disagree. I think she looks fine. Just because she's gotten older and put on some weight doesn't mean she's fat. It's better than looking like a fucking stick. Glad to know that there's older women who still look great and not afraid to show some meat in their bodies.

August 16, 2021 | Unregistered Commenterthevoid99

I would feed Henry Golding that whole damn bowl of pasta.

I’ll never understand the Hemsworth attraction

August 16, 2021 | Unregistered CommenterPerry

Golding + Pasta + Italy = YES PLEASE.

August 16, 2021 | Unregistered CommenterRyan T.

Give me Bloom any day...

While I'm here - considering their penchant to spout off all about manner of global injustices, I find the film world and Film Twitter's curious lack of radio silence on the situation for women and the LGBTQ community in Afghanistan deeply troubling. And so should you.

August 17, 2021 | Unregistered CommenterDustin

I don’t think I’d make for a good Hepburn but I think Ileana Douglas would be fun to drink cocktails with. Or CZJ and the hula for me.

August 17, 2021 | Unregistered CommenterChoog

Henry Golding, but I would just watch him eating.

Curious to know what Zeta-Jones is going to do with Morticia Addams.

August 17, 2021 | Unregistered CommenterGwen

@Nathaniel

Alert... Trailer - not teaser - of Parallel Mothers is out, already.

Cruz looks fantastic and in a SHOWY role.

It seems as bit as emotional as All about my mother

The supporting cast looks good - specially de Palma, if you ask me, but that is never a surprise in an Almodóvar film

It really looks like a Best Picture / Director / Actress / Original Screenplay contender.

August 17, 2021 | Unregistered CommenterJesus Alonso
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