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Comment(s) Du Jour
Cannes Winners
Haneke is always a winner at Cannes
❝Admission: never finished a Haneke film. Started Cache & White Ribbon. Found them intolerable..❞
-MURTADA
❝I was hoping a Palme d'or for Holy Motors might ensure I get to see the movie within the next 12 months. Palme or no Palme, the Haneke was bound to be released by the end of the year all the same.❞
-GORAN
NEW MOVIES
Dark Shadows C
Best Exotic Marigold Hotel B-
The Avengers B/B+
NEW TV
Mad Men Season 5 A (as usual)
Smash Season 1 B- with the frustrating potential for A
RETRO DVD
The Exorcist B+
Raise the Red Lantern A
Serenity B+
Friday, January 13, 2012 at 12:00PM Amuse us. Add a caption or dialogue for this photo of Jessica Chastain and Chloe Moretz from last night's BFCA red carpet...
You know you want to!
BFCA, Chloe Moretz, Jessica Chastain, Say What?
Reader Comments (22)
Jessica: "Damn, I thought I left her in those Texas Killing Fields."
Jessica: 'Yes, yes, hug me, but bitch you better not screw me over and get that Oscar before me.'
lol. I love Jessica's face. you could read so many things into that look.
Jessica: Yep, I joined the Ubiquitous Club, too.
Chloe: Then give mama a hug, newbie!
Jessica: "Who is this? Let me just play along."
Jessica: *Dammit, which Fanning girl is this? Or is this that Little Miss Sunshine girl?*
I wonder who will win in a fight: Jessica in The Debt or Chloe in Kick-Ass.
EXT. BFCA’S RED CARPET - EVENING
CHLOE bumps into JESSICA with excitement. JESSICA looks not ready with this encounter.
CHLOE
Hahaha Jessica! Appearing in 5 films in one year ain’t gonna get you an Oscar! Keep dreaming! Here let me give you a “Welcome to Hollywood” hug.
JESSICA’S NARRATION
Bitch, when this red carpet is over, you’re mine.
"I went to Juliard. Why are you touching me?"
LOL at Timothy's and squasher88.
I cant totally see her thinking that.
Jessica(thinking): “My stomach hurts. I knew I shouldn’t have gone for the bean dip... Ugh, oh, no, oh no! Here it comes!”
Chloe: Gurl!!!
"*I'm about to sucker punch this snot nosed brat, you're welcome Hollywood, there'd better be an Oscar in my future for this...*"
"Talentless Whore"
"Over achieving Bitch"
Chloe: UAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jessica: MGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Jessica: (to self) Just play the game, honey. Just play the game.
Jessica: I knowed this was gonna happen. I previsioned it.
Chloe: Hi! I Loved "The Help"!
Jessica: How sweet! (Inner Monologue) *Here we come Oscar for "My Sister's Keeper Part Deux"*
Jessica: Bring it in, Dakota!
Chloe: I'm such a big fan, Bryce!
You haven't chosen a winner on that Gangster Squad one yet.
Haha, Michael!
Chloe (as Hit Girl): C'mere you crazy cunt!
Jessica (as Celia Foote): I'm fine right here, thanks.
Chloe: "So you didn't get famous until you were really old huh?"
Jessica: "Well we can't all be like you Dakota."
"Women with freakishly long arms are more attractive than those with long legs," reports the Huffington Post. Some are taking the news better than others.