Say What? Jessica & Chloe

Amuse us. Add a caption or dialogue for this photo of Jessica Chastain and Chloe Moretz from last night's BFCA red carpet...

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[Guy Lodge]

Jessica: "Damn, I thought I left her in those Texas Killing Fields."

[Jorge Rodrigues]

Jessica: 'Yes, yes, hug me, but bitch you better not screw me over and get that Oscar before me.'

[NATHANIEL R]

lol. I love Jessica's face. you could read so many things into that look.

[James T]

Jessica: Yep, I joined the Ubiquitous Club, too.
Chloe: Then give mama a hug, newbie!

[Squasher88]

Jessica: "Who is this? Let me just play along."

[Steven]

Jessica: *Dammit, which Fanning girl is this? Or is this that Little Miss Sunshine girl?*

[Mikhael]

I wonder who will win in a fight: Jessica in The Debt or Chloe in Kick-Ass.

EXT. BFCA’S RED CARPET - EVENING

CHLOE bumps into JESSICA with excitement. JESSICA looks not ready with this encounter.

CHLOE
Hahaha Jessica! Appearing in 5 films in one year ain’t gonna get you an Oscar! Keep dreaming! Here let me give you a “Welcome to Hollywood” hug.

JESSICA’S NARRATION
Bitch, when this red carpet is over, you’re mine.

[timothy]

"I went to Juliard. Why are you touching me?"

[Jorge Rodrigues]

LOL at Timothy's and squasher88.

I cant totally see her thinking that.

[Cristhian]

Jessica(thinking): “My stomach hurts. I knew I shouldn’t have gone for the bean dip... Ugh, oh, no, oh no! Here it comes!”
Chloe: Gurl!!!

[Anthony A.]

"*I'm about to sucker punch this snot nosed brat, you're welcome Hollywood, there'd better be an Oscar in my future for this...*"

[Michael]

"Talentless Whore"
"Over achieving Bitch"

[Gorka]

Chloe: UAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jessica: MGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Beau]

Jessica: (to self) Just play the game, honey. Just play the game.

[Beau]

Jessica: I knowed this was gonna happen. I previsioned it.

[Kevin P. Durkin]

Chloe: Hi! I Loved "The Help"!

Jessica: How sweet! (Inner Monologue) *Here we come Oscar for "My Sister's Keeper Part Deux"*

[The Pretentious Know It All]

Jessica: Bring it in, Dakota!
Chloe: I'm such a big fan, Bryce!

[Volvagia]

You haven't chosen a winner on that Gangster Squad one yet.

[Philip]

Haha, Michael!

[Kurtis O]

Chloe (as Hit Girl): C'mere you crazy cunt!
Jessica (as Celia Foote): I'm fine right here, thanks.

[Robert]

Chloe: "So you didn't get famous until you were really old huh?"
Jessica: "Well we can't all be like you Dakota."

[Johno]

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