Saturday
Mar092013
Say What? Watts & Chastain
Saturday, March 9, 2013 at 12:53PM You amused us by adding dialogue or a caption to this snapshot of Naomi Watts & Jessica Chastain taken Wednesday in Paris.
Eurocheese!
Runner up: Aaron!
Honorable Mention: the communal schadenfreude for Jennifer Lawrence's fall and Daniel's Zero Dark Thirty at Jennifer Lawrence's house. Hee!
Reader Comments (35)
"She was better in The Hunger Games."
"I KNOW!"
Chastain: You want me to campaign to play Poison Ivy? Isn't that more...Hendricks territory?
Watts: C'mon, it'd be fun.
Chastain: I'd have fun with Wes Anderson. I'd have fun with Tate Taylor. I'd have fun reprising a voice for Madagascar 4 if they decide to do that. I'm not going to sexualize myself like that if I can help it and, right now, I CAN help it.
Ha! eurocheese for the winner, already! I love that!!
...though the real dialogue obviously was:
N.: "I'll win next year."
J.: "No, dear. I will. Believe me."
So...how loud did you laugh when she fell down?
We may not have Oscars, or pants, but we'll always the love of the craft and great legs.
J: Thanks for taking the Diana role, I definitely wouldn't want to ruin my promising career for that.
N: My Pleasure
Dominik: For The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby? That seems oddly experimental for an Oscar win, but she does have the momentum that could overcome it.
Yeah-it's going to be tough to top eurocheese.
Volvagia: Honestly I had know idea what upcoming movies she has or has not, nor did I care to do any research. That just came to my mind seeing those two.
W: "I promise, swinging on vines is so much fun! You should do it!"
C: "Darling, okay, let's get real here. Our time is running out. Let's stop with the funny games and let's win a damn Oscar. After that, I'll swing all you want."
N: Zero Dark Thirty @ Lawrence's house. You still in?
C: The greatest womanhunt in Oscar history starts now bitch!
"....well at least Jack didn't hit on us."
Daniel's is pretty good too! LOL
JessC: 'Be honest, biatch! Did you wax those steps?'
NaoW: 'You bet I did!'
Damn you eurocheese! That was EXACTLY my first thought on seeing that picture, and you stole my thunder.
My second thought was what Carols wrote, except in my mind, Naomi says, "Nope - I bet it was Nicole. She's such a prankster!"
Third that comes to mind: "I know. I voted for Emmanuelle Riva, too!"
Watts: Hey, Jess. Could you put your hand right there? This is so short and I'm wearing granny panties.
Chastain: I seeeee.
Sorry, that was terrible.
Alt:
Chastain: Gurrl, I can see your Chastain
Watts: my Watts?
J: the envelope is MINE
N: * weirdo*
You've disappointed me deeply by resisting the What/Watts pun in the title.
J to N: Ahh, be glad we didn't win, the Oscar curse will strike her.
I can't think of a good pun, but I love this pic!
Chastain: "...And then I tied her goddamn laces together."
JC: "Honey, it's okay. When I don't feel like bleaching the carpet, I just shave and do some light vajazzling too.
W: Damn, I was Russell's first choice but I just didn't wanna kiss that queer in the movie.
C: You were?!! I slept with that mother f**ker but still lost that part!!!
"How on earth did Jennifer Lawrence win?"
"I know! We're acting our pants off over here"
Chastain- Kathryn said no to Harvey to produce the movie.
Watts- You dodged a bullet there, dear. I mean, in terms of self-respect. That poor Gretchen Mol....
W: did you see her fall?!!
C: well, I just whispered "Mama" and whoops down she went!
Naomi: "If she wins again for Serena next year..."
Jessica: "GIRL...do not even go there."
Jessica: TWO years in a row that I was better than the actually winner, next time I'm going against type and just been ugly and scream and cry out loud.
Naomi: *nervous laugh* thinking "that doesn't always works".
JC "I've never tried a remote control vibrator. Can I feel? Oohhh. I want one."
OK I'm sorry but it just wants to be said:
J: Don't cover it! Let me touch it.
N: You have to torture me first!
Yay! Thanks Nathaniel! Chase Hilton, you made me lol too...
Eurocheese stole my line! Check the archives! ;-)
I know. I went for the "overly verbose career talk" joke. But that's what I got out of Chastain.
JC: Don't you know that she flipped a bird at those idiots who hyped her to win?
NW: Oh yeah she was doped and that helped too!