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Wednesday
Jun182014

Say What, Emma & Ethan?

The first still from a movie called Regression starring Ethan Hawke and Emma Watson. You captioned it and dialogued it. It's time to name the winner, who chooses the new banner theme.

"I'm sorry it has to come to this, but......five points WILL be taken from Gryffindor."
-Jake D 

Choose your banner theme, Jake!

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Just give me a minute, I'm concentrating on ..... acting... real hard.

June 11, 2014 | Unregistered Commentermurtada

Ethan: "I'm afraid to tell you dear, but... well... they're even photoshopping stills of you nowadays."

Emma: "There is no hope for this world."

June 11, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterEvan

I'm old enough to be your father, but I'm still a hot guy. Once you sleep with me, you'll get over your insecurity of joining the Olsen Twins in their daddy fetish.

June 11, 2014 | Unregistered Commenter3rtful

"I'm sorry it has to come to this, but......five points WILL be taken from Gryffindor."

June 11, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJake D

"Without Linklater or Coppola, how can we get through this scene?"

June 11, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJase

Emma: I just don't have faith in any movie you're in.

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJames T

And this week on The Daughter Or Girlfriend Show........

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterTB

Hawke: "...we went over this, Em. It's Leh-vee-OH-suh."

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJ-Boo

J-boo,

What does the leh vee oh suh mean? Sorry I'm so dumb...

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMark

Before Sunrise.
Before Sunset.
Before Birth.

A Love Story.

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterforever1267

"You've improved so much from the Harry Potter movies, dear, but there's still some way to go."

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterF

@Mark - It's from the (I think first) Harry Potter movie. Watson as Hermione explains the correct pronunciation by enunciating.

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJames T

@J-Boo: LOL! Winner right there.

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Ethan: This little hand needs to grab my magic wand.
Emma: Stop it.

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterSad man

Ethan: I'm sorry you lost your notes dear, but we can still get through this scene!

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterRizz

"Another 40 days and 40 nights in that Ark!?!"

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPaul Outlaw

"It's okay... I wanna rob, too."

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPhilip H.

Ethan: Hold my hand sweetheart, I have some bad news. (Pause). J. K. Rowling is still planning more Harry Potter things. Be prepared for a sequel/reboot for the new generatiions.

Emma. Oh, no. Now I was earning some prestige. Why, Ethan, why?

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered Commenteriggy

I don't know how to tell you this...but I was sorted into Hufflepuff.

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJohn T

Emma: Maybe the obsene age-difference will distract everyone from my fake crying.

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJesper L

Emma: Just hold on, Ethan, I'm EMOTING.

Ethan: That's fine, but you still have to say your lines.

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterThefilmjunkie

Emma: 'And once, during the rehearsals for Noah ... *sniff*... Russell started... *sniff*... singing his bit from Les Mis !"

Ethan: 'You poor thing!!'

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterCarlos

Carlos: Russell Crowe in Les Mis, proving that, yes, it CAN get worse than Pierce Brosnan in Mamma Mia.

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterVolvagia

i also want a magic wand like emma

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterashu

Emma: "But he chose Ginny."
Ethan: "I know."

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDaniel

Emma: Baby, you're gonna miss that plane.
Ethan: I know.

Emma: "I just can't perfect this American accent *sniffle* "

Ethan: "Didn't you retire from acting, like, 4 years ago?"

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterGreg F.

Guess we should get used to each other. Given our track records, we'll probably be on this one for another 12 years.

June 12, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDuncan Houst

There's not going to be a fourth film? But I have to know what happens to Celine and Jesse, sob

June 13, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterChrisD

Most important decision I've ever had to make........

Has "running mascara" ever been done before?? If not, that!!

June 18, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJake D

Jake -- ooh. i like it. now to find enough pictures...

June 19, 2014 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R
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