Flow It Show It Long As Hugh Can Grow It
Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 1:01PM 
Jason from MNPP here - you know who Hugh Jackman should play? Hugh Jackman should play Samson from the Bible, because if there's anybody continually betrayed by long hair it's him. Think upon the disaster that was Van Helsing (better yet, never think of Van Helsing ever again) or that mullet in Chappie, and then there's the years-long life-swallowing mess that was The Fountain (although I'll grant you the latter turned out interesting in the end) - it seems that we want our Hugh Jackman business on both ends (give or take the muttonchops) or not at all!
This is what today's news that Hugh will be playing Apostle Paul (as in Jesus Christ's best brah) made me think of, anyway. Matt Damon & Ben Affleck are both producing the film via their production company; there's no director attached yet. But back to the 'do and don'ts -- maybe they can go ahistorical and give the Saint-to-be a good high fade? Or Paul was half-Roman, maybe give him a respectable Caesar? Hey, George Clooney made it work. All I'm saying is think through the hair on your head, Hugh. A beard is fine though - we all know you're super good with beards.
Reader Comments (4)
but his hair is always changing. It's like the chameleon hair of male movie stars.
I'm guessing the silence on this post means that this film is not going to make the We Can't Wait list next year.
FYI, Paul wasn't Jesus's best brah. Paul never even met Jesus in the flesh. Jesus's best brah was John, aka "the disciple whom Jesus loved."
I thought this post was an April Fool's joke.