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Tuesday
Feb062018

Your 8 favorite lines from "Mean Girls" ?

W magazine convinced Lindsay Lohan to recite her* 8 favorite lines from Mean Girls. Picking 8 definitive favorites is impossible so herewith a list of the lines that probably get quoted most often amongst my friends in no particular order. Would love to hear yours in the comments.

• "It's just gonna be a few cool people and you better be one of them biotch."
• "Oh my god, that was one time!"
• "I'm not, like, a regular mom, I'm a cool mom"
• "But you love Ladysmith Black Mambazo!"
• "She doesn't even go here."
• "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular"
• "Trang Pak is a grotsky, little byotch."
• "I can't go out, I'm sick *fakecough*"

* Or did they just give her 8 lines... considering she wants to change one of them.

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Reader Comments (23)

"Wow Damien, you really outgayed yourself."
"She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives."
"So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins..."
"Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen."
"Because THAT's not what Rome was about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!"
"Boo, you whore."
"You can't sit with us!"
"And I want my pink shirt back. I want my pink shirt back!"

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered Commentereurocheese

The classic: Boo, you whore!

February 6, 2018 | Registered CommenterMurtada Elfadl

“Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!”

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterEllen

'we should totally just stab Caesar

'one time she met John Stamos on a plane .... and he told her she was pretty'

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterRami

"Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask someone why they're white"

"My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain"

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJB

'That's why her hair is so big .. it's full of secrets'

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterRami

The whole "people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar" monologue - but then I think Lacey Chabert/Gretchen is by far the best thing in the movie.

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterScottC

So you agree? You think you're pretty.

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterLucky

"Is that a band?"

"So... If you're from Africa, why are you white?"

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterCarl Papa

"My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk" lol

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterDAVID

Do I qualify as a Mean Girl if I giggled when I read that Dolan edited out Chastain? Do we hate him now?

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterPeggy Sue

Peggy Sue, it sounds like an editorial decision so I am not gonna hate on Dolan for sticking with his creative vision. Chastain will be just fine!

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterRami

"She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel."
"And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye."
"Boo, you whore."
“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.”
“I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed b-tch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”
“She doesn’t even go here!”
"Somebody wrote in the book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use XXL tampons, but It's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"
"And that's how Regina died."

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterEvan

"It's like I have ESPN or something"
"I wanna lose three pounds!"
"Is butter a carb?"
"Get in loser, we're going shopping!"
"They've gone wild. The girls have gone WILD!"
"I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you."
"Are they... not allowed out when they're grounded?"

...and of course, "Fetch" and "Boo, you whore!"

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterDancin' Dan

Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAndrew Rech

This is Damien, he's almost too gay to function

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered Commentercal roth

That look on Regina’s face after ‘try sears’ is everything.

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterRizz

Weirdly I think the little me I quote the most is “so you have your cousins and then your first cousins”

I also love “I’m is there alcohol in this?”
“Oh God honey, no. What kind of mother do you think I am?... Why do you want a little bit, because if you’re gonna drink I’d rather you do it in the house”
& “ I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you!”

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterchoog

Oh dear Choog, proof read!

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterchoog

Definitely would have to be "Boo, you whore!", "She doesn't even go here!" followed by Fey's "Okay, go home." and Lacey Chabert's second finest acting moment: "YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!"

All of which I use routinely. God bless Tina Fey.

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterManny

calling somebody supid doesn’t make you any smarter

February 6, 2018 | Unregistered Commenterpar

The line from mean girls that is the best and *never* gets its due, in my opinion, is "and now I guess she's on crack."

McAdams is legend in this role. Walks away with the movie, and that line is like her peak powers.

February 7, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMintless

Oh my gosh, I was once interviewed for a web series about my love for this movie.

In no particular order:
"Brutus is just as popular as Caesar. Brutus is just as cute as Caesar! WE SHOULD ALL JUST STAB CAESAR!!"

"On October 3rd, we spoke again."
"What day is it?"
"It's October 3rd."

"Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues."

"He looks like he's headed for the projection room above the auditorium!"

"No wonder you wanted to join Mathletes!"
"Mathletes? You hate math."
"Aww, you're blushing. You love him. That is so fetch."
"Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen!"

"These are the fertility vases of the Utundebelli tribe. Does that mean nothing to you?"
"No?"
"Who are you?"

GRAND FINALE:

Last year I had a huge falling-out with my best friend and for a brief while he was hanging out with Pool Party Gays. Hence, this monologue was my life at the bar:

Did you have an awesome time??? Did you listen to awesome music and have awesome shooters and soak up each other's awesomeness?? Oh, you're not pretending anymore. You are plastic. Cold, shiny plastic. See, that's the difference between us. Me and Regina, we admit we're mean. But you think you have everyone fooled with your "I'm from Africa, I went to school with all the little birdies and the little monkeys" but you know what? YOU ARE A MEAN GIRL. YOU'RE A BITCH! Here, you can have this. It won a prize."

February 7, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJakey

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