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Would you rather?

Would you rather?

... slide down a waterfall with Chloe Sevigny?
... vandalize a classroom with Asa Butterfeld?
... ski with the Hemsworth brothers?
... get sessy with Amandla Stenberg?
... eat your feelings with Sam Smith?
... go backstage at a Versace show with Luke Evans?
... hang with Glenn Close & Timothée Chalamet?
... or have lunch with Lily Tomlin & Debi Mazar?

Pictures are after the jump to help you decide.


It wasn't me.

 @liamhemsworth you little legend . Some would say you’re occasionally absent minded and prone to distraction but clearly this picture tells another tale. Love ya mate 🤙🤙👍👍

She sessy tonite

Been feeling sorry for myself all day because my fucking eye is in agony and getting worse and worse. But I just heard my song on the radio for the first time & I’m eating an ice cream bigger than my face. Feeling much better!!!! Thank you @zmonline for making my day 💙 p.s. the girl in the background of this photo is giving such angles 💅🏼 slay

“The look of love” 🤩 Thank you @donatella_versace for letting me come Back stage and see the looks before the show. Very cool! ❤️#versaceFW19#milanfashionweek

Timmy and I meet again on another red carpet. We bring out the best in each other! 

Lunch with Lily❤️


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Reader Comments (28)

Glenn and Timmy, 1000%. I'll even steal Gary Oldman's Oscar and give it to Chalamet before we hang out (Glenn can wait-she'll get one in a few weeks).

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJohn T

Chloe is totally rocking that impossible bikini.

What's wrong with Sam's Eye?

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterPeggy Sue

Lunch with Lily & Debi sounds like a lot of fun.

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBJT

Timmy and Glenn!!!

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterTyler

Call Me by Your Name but replace Armie with Glenn Close.

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBushwick

Glenn Close and Timothee Chalamet is the on-screen duo we never knew we needed!!!!

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterPatagonia

Debi Mazar and Lily Tomlin, OBVIOUSLY.

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterDancin' Dan

Id rather you finish the Oscar Predictions and start your Film bitch awards instead of constantly teasing us :( why do you break my lil heart every year Nat? WHY? Is t cuz you know I’ll always be back? Cuz you’re right :,(

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterkris01


January 15, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterthomas

Kris01 -- if you think those things are as easy to do as these posts you are mistaken. I am working on all those things inbetween everything that goes up :)

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterNATHANIEL R

I'll choose the Hemsworth brothers. Though instead of skiing, I'll wait for them in the jacuzzi at our private ski lodge. Of course.

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterRyan T.

shopping for male models with luke evans

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterpar

Nat- Fair enough. Then say that instead of ignoring the fact that YOU set timelines for YOURSELF. i have no idea how hard or easy it is for you to do this or that and thats not my concern because I cant control that yknow, my concern is the fact that you constantly tell us when you’ll post things and then you dont do it. Im just saying stop teasing. Either do it or dont. And it comes from love, man not hate. If youre having trouble I WANNA KNOW. Id rather know than sit here and think you just feel like you can do whatever you want and you can mess with your fans. And well after 10 years Id like to think I know you well enough to know that thats not your intent but...honestly I dont know you. Weve never met were not actually friends. Im just a huge fan of your work. And I only say this whole paragraph because frankly it stings a little that you think that I dont care about how hard running a site is on you. Of course I care. Thats why Im asking you to just be straight up.

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterkris01

The name Asa Butterfield sounds like a dirty thing in and of itself.

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBruno

What role could Close play opposite Timmy? Could she declare war on a child? Could she tell his mom he got her great-grand daughter pregnant?

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered Commenter/3rtful

Rape the Hemsworth I suppose

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBrown Cow Stunning

Lily and Debi x 1000000000000.

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterHayden

Timmy and Glenn for sure, but I wouldn't turn down a ski vacation with the Hemsworths.

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterRaul

Kris01 -- apologies. I should not state when i will post things because it's really hard to keep up. working on everything now.

January 15, 2019 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R

Chatting up Tim and Glenn would be fun but that waterfall looks exhilarating. So does Chloe.

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterTom G

Lunch with Lily Tomlin would be LEGENDARY. Debi is fabulous, too.

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBiggs

Nathaniel: You take all the time you need. We're here!

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterEdward L.

Lunch w/ Lily Tomlin & Debi Mazar and go slide down a waterfall w/ Chloe Sevigny.

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterthevoid99

It would be incredible to have lunch with Lily (I bet she'd be exactly like you'd imagine her, with no pretense). Plus Debi would be fun, too.

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterSuzanne

Take your time on your Top 10, Nathaniel! I’d rather a long thought out piece than something rushed and thrown together! I love when you spotlight many films and speak on your honorable mentions as well - like you did for 2011 and 2014. That takes time - so take yours!

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBushwick

Co-sign with what Bushwick said; take a much new as you need, as not only will the final piece be better, it gives all of us more time to catch up on last year's releases.

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMDA


Don’t make it weird dude

January 15, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterME

I would love to hang with the Hemsworth brothers

January 17, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJaragon

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