Film Bitch History
Oscar History

The Film Experience™ was created by Nathaniel R. Gemini, Cinephile, Actressexual. All material herein is written and copyrighted by Nathaniel or a member of our team as noted.


Powered by Squarespace
Don't Miss This!
Comment Fun

Soundtracking: Hustlers

"YES, this soundtrack was soooo good!!! The Fiona Apple 'Criminal' dance, instantly iconic." - JWB

"Does anyone remember Demi Moore in STRIPTEASE? They had her dancing to sad Annie Lennox songs. smh." - David

Keep TFE Strong

We're looking for 500... no 461 Patron SaintsIf you read us daily, please be one.  Your suscription dimes make an enormous difference. Consider...

I ♥ The Film Experience



Directors of For Sama

Lulu Wang (The Farewell)
Ritesh Batra (Photograph)
Schmidt & Abrantes (Diamantino)
Wanuri Kahiu (Rafiki)
Jia Zhang-ke (Ash is Purest White)

What'cha Looking For?
« Yes No Maybe So: "Lucy in the Sky" | Main | Watch at Home: Into the Poppins-Verse and Triple Shoplifting Frontiers »

Would you rather?

Time for another round of our silly Instagram-time-wasting distraction. Would you rather...

...have a double-ginger moment with Isabelle & Juli?
...see Dumbo with Dame Helen? 
... share a meal with a Quokka and a Hemsworth?
...cuddle a lamb with Vera Farmiga? 
... hike Koko Head with Cynthia Erivo? 
... visit Patagonia with La Pfeiffer? 
... sing-along with the Bee-Gees and Guillaume Canet? 

Pictures are after the jump to help you decide...

The beautiful and ENORMOUSLY talented @isabelle.huppertis starring in #themother at the @atlantictheater - plus she just had a birthday and I love her! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

well flap my ears! At the magic of Dumbo Premier in the historic cinema on Hollywood Boulevard , the El Capitan


Spent 3 weeks crawling around the dirt, studying the Quokkas movements, mimicking their language and eventually gained their trust and was accepted as one of them, I now go by the name Quokkachris 

Morning cuddles. #upstateny

She could so she did and you can too!

I’s all wrong. The glasses. The hat. But the place, Patagonia is perfection. They say you can experience all 4 seasons in one day in Patagonia. I didn’t pack for any of them! 


Quand tu veux faire un post pour exprimer ta joie à tes followers et leur dire un immense merci pour leurs commentaires sur le Teaser et que tu te rends compte que quelqu’un te mate depuis le début. Grand moment de solitude 😂😂😂 alors un grand grand merci à vous toutes et tous !!!


PrintView Printer Friendly Version

EmailEmail Article to Friend

Reader Comments (17)

I didn't even need to see the other options to know that Isabelle and Juli is the correct answer!

March 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterSuzanne

I think you chose the inferior Hemswirth-meets-quokka photo ...

March 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJames from Ames

I originally totally agree with Suzanne, but then I get to Chris and Quokka... cuteness overload.

March 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterRicopolo

To James' point:

Obvious answer. Damn.

March 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterGeorge

Easy. Not only do you get the cutest cuddliest most darling critter, but you get a quokka, too!

March 19, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterken s.

Chris for sure

March 19, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterchoog

And you all call yourselves actressexuals!

March 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterSuzanne

I would sing along with Guillaume Canet and the blow him.

March 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterPeggy Sue

George & James -- that photo is NOT on his instagram so i dont know where you got it but i woulda chose that had I seen it!

Suzanne -- i thought more people would go for Juli & Izzy myself!

March 19, 2019 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R

Definitely gona go with Huppert and Julianne

March 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMax

Yeah, hang out with Julianne and Isabelle while I would also go Quokka studying with Chris Hemsworth, visit Patagonia with Michelle Pfeiffer, and sing the Bee Gees w/ Guillaume Canet hoping to be joined by his partner, Marion Cotillard. How can anyone not love that song "Nights on Broadway"?

March 19, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterthevoid99

I wanna sing with Mister G!

March 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterManuel

I would do anything with Mr Hemsworth

March 19, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterjaragon

Julianne and Isabelle. Hands down.

March 19, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJJM

I'm gonna go with Quokkachris - as you probably can't get a word in-between these gorgeously snuggling gingers. P.S. La Pfeiffer looks nearly as cute and cuddly as the quokka !!!

March 20, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMartin

Huppert & Moore is an Actressexual wet dream!...

March 20, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterstjeans

Pfeiffer, always Pfeiffer. Nobody else comes close

March 20, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterRich

PostPost a New Comment

Enter your information below to add a new comment.

My response is on my own website »
Author Email (optional):
Author URL (optional):
Some HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>