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Would you rather?


• kiss a giraffe with Asa Butterfield?
• cut your own hair with Nathan Fillion?
• do a happy dance at Disney with Mira Sorvino?
• smoke a cigar with Michael B Jordan?
• try a glass of wine with Jennifer Coolidge?
• sing Joni Mitchell with Minnie Driver?
• paint your house with Celine Dion? 
• greet the spring with Tessa Thompson?
• box with Billy Magnussen? 

Pictures are after the jump to help you decide

It was cuter in my head.

The key to cutting your own hair is when you stop. I recommend right after “This is looking good.” and “Oh, God. What have I done?”

Sometimes, you just gotta do your happy dance, then someone else joins in...

Feels like summer ☀️🌊 

Ohhh I've never had a chilled Beaujolais before

Please excuse my ukulele playing, the sentiment and the inspiration is more what I meant...

[Click the photo - her voice is beautiful!]

My 'Paint' Will Go On, And On!! - Celine xx...

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Reader Comments (24)

Getting kissed by a giraffe is already on my bucket list (several times!)

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterken s.

Shirtless Billy Magnussen is ALWAYS going to be my answer to "Would You Rather".

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterShane

I'd smoke Michael B. Jordan.

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterHoneybee

Is Billy working on Harry Haft?

WW2 boxing drama with Ben Foster, Peter Sarsgaard & Vicky Krieps directed by Barry Levinson. One for the aprils fools predictions next year maybe.

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBJT

I quit smoking years ago but I'll take that cigar.

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterPeggy Sue

I'll take Celine and all the emotions.

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterV.

Always the years, always Celine.

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJames T

Nathan Fillion - Can't resist men with big noses.

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterFeline Justice

Is this a contest? Billy obviously!

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMichael R

Billy! I still dream about my front row seats at Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike when he was two inches away from me.

But Michael B and Nathan. Sigh. For this hetero lady, I'll take any or all of those three. Any. Time.

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterPam

I agree with ken s.

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterbillybil

Dance the happy dance with Mira Sorvino. I'm not into smoking nor do I drink alcohol. I wouldn't mind helping Celine Dion paint her house. Maybe we could talk about music and try to beg her not to do anymore air guitar like the time she sang "You Shook Me All Night Long" on Divas Live one time. That was cringe-worthy.

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterthevoid99

I wouldn't mind drinks with Celine while we watch someone else paint her house preferably a shirtless smokin' hot Michael B Jordan.

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered Commentermarkgordonuk

I wouldn't mind drinks with Celine while we watch someone else paint her house preferably a shirtless smokin' hot Michael B Jordan.

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered Commentermarkgordonuk

Coolidge, no question. (Didn't anyone else gag on that gif?)

P.S. I don't know what cigars have to do with summer, but Jordan and Magnussen are yum-my.

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMareko

Jennifer Coolidge for sure!

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterStjeans

Mr Magnussen for the win but Mr Jordan looks very appealing with that cigar in his lips...oh lets just put them is a wrestling match

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJaragon

I've fed a giraffe, so kissing is not too far behind.

However, Billy Magnusson and Michael B. Jordan are shirtless....

Out with the old, in with the new?

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterforever1267

I've already cut my own hair but why i dont look like Nathan Fillion? :(

April 24, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterCésar Gaytán

The underrated, underappreciated and underused Mira Sorvino!

April 25, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterThe T

I'd spend every moment of life with Jennifer Coolidge that I could.

April 25, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterScottC

I dun smoke, but I'll make an exception for Mr B. Jordan's cigar!! 😂

April 25, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterClaran

Wine with Jennifer Coolidge.

April 26, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterTyler

This is a no-brainer: smoke a cigar with Michael B Jordan!

May 5, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterIshmael

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