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[Ryan T.]

World, are you ready for both us to get our spandex on? Avengers 2012.

[Hofverberg]

Jeremy: WOW! Is that Jessica Alba over there?!
Scarlett: Yes, but can we at least not seem to be happy together?

[richard]

I think she just put her finger in his ass.

[Kevin]

Renner: "I signed up to play WHAT?!"
ScarJo: "I know. I was drunk when I decided to play an Avenger too."

[Daniel Hardy]

jr: is that... your finger?
sj: hold still and smile, pinkeye.

(crude, i know, but couldn't resist.)

[Will]

Jeremy: Is that Sally Kirkland? What the hell is she wearing?
ScarJo: I don't know. Just smile and don't make eye contact, or she'll try to tell you about 'Anna.'

[The Z]

I just saw Marky Mark!

[Nathaniel T]

Renner: What's that Mr. Douglass? "Blab fur pits"? What's that even mean?

[Leo]

Upon seeing Nicole Kidman:

JEREMY: Oh! No, Nicole. A ponytail? Are you playing Tennis after?
SCARLETT: Yay! This means I'm no longer the worst dressed tomorrow morning.

[Michael]

Inner monologue..........."Scarjo is pressing all up against me in a tight dress and I feel nothing aside from wanting to get back to my mom .. . . .strange.
Oh, there's Hugh Jackman looking really good and buff - and now I am feeling something strange......Oooohhhhhhhhh"

[Pablo (BOG)]

Usually he looks like a frightened elf but in this shot he looks really good.

[Dan]

Renner and Johansson both notice the same man across the red carpet.

[Volvagia]

Jeremy (looking at Darren Aronofsky): I need an auteur shot, fast.
Scarlett: (looking at Matthew McConaughey): He needs a rom-com with me, fast.

[Bensunce]

JEREMY: Seriously? That's what Bill whispered to you?
SCARLETT: Now you know why I was fucking crying!

[Bensunce]

JEREMY: (sniffing) Was that you?
SCARLETT: Sorry, I guess I'm nervous about my career

[Bensunce]

JEREMY: Really? He had his abs done?
SCARLETT: You understand why I had to divorce?

[Bensunce]

JEREMY: WOAH! Look at Mila Kunis!
SCARLETT: I'm right here, you know.

[Pedro]

Jeremy: "would you be my fag-hag?"

[Craig]

"Ooh, girl, lemme give you my comb. Yo hair be lookin' all bird nest nasty!"

[Andrew R.]

Renner: Scarlett, take your hand out very...very...slowly.
*ominous ticking noise in the background*

[Philip]

Jeremy: WHOA! Hey, what are you doin--
Scarlett: Ssh, I heard this is what they did in The King's Bitch.

[Marsha Mason]

Proof you can peak at under 20 or over 40.

[Old Oscar]

She dated Sean Penn?

[J.P.]

Jeremy: Who's the guy in the green superhero outfit? He's...headed this way.

[John T]

Sorry to follow the trend of the conversations, but it does indeed look that way...

Jeremy: "So, Ryan is available after the party? And he'll wear the Green Lantern costume?"

[The Z]

Who farted?