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World, are you ready for both us to get our spandex on? Avengers 2012.
Jeremy: WOW! Is that Jessica Alba over there?!
Scarlett: Yes, but can we at least not seem to be happy together?
I think she just put her finger in his ass.
Renner: "I signed up to play WHAT?!"
ScarJo: "I know. I was drunk when I decided to play an Avenger too."
jr: is that... your finger?
sj: hold still and smile, pinkeye.
(crude, i know, but couldn't resist.)
Jeremy: Is that Sally Kirkland? What the hell is she wearing?
ScarJo: I don't know. Just smile and don't make eye contact, or she'll try to tell you about 'Anna.'
I just saw Marky Mark!
Renner: What's that Mr. Douglass? "Blab fur pits"? What's that even mean?
Upon seeing Nicole Kidman:
JEREMY: Oh! No, Nicole. A ponytail? Are you playing Tennis after?
SCARLETT: Yay! This means I'm no longer the worst dressed tomorrow morning.
Inner monologue..........."Scarjo is pressing all up against me in a tight dress and I feel nothing aside from wanting to get back to my mom .. . . .strange.
Oh, there's Hugh Jackman looking really good and buff - and now I am feeling something strange......Oooohhhhhhhhh"
Usually he looks like a frightened elf but in this shot he looks really good.
Renner and Johansson both notice the same man across the red carpet.
Jeremy (looking at Darren Aronofsky): I need an auteur shot, fast.
Scarlett: (looking at Matthew McConaughey): He needs a rom-com with me, fast.
JEREMY: Seriously? That's what Bill whispered to you?
SCARLETT: Now you know why I was fucking crying!
JEREMY: (sniffing) Was that you?
SCARLETT: Sorry, I guess I'm nervous about my career
JEREMY: Really? He had his abs done?
SCARLETT: You understand why I had to divorce?
JEREMY: WOAH! Look at Mila Kunis!
SCARLETT: I'm right here, you know.
Jeremy: "would you be my fag-hag?"
"Ooh, girl, lemme give you my comb. Yo hair be lookin' all bird nest nasty!"
Renner: Scarlett, take your hand out very...very...slowly.
*ominous ticking noise in the background*
Jeremy: WHOA! Hey, what are you doin--
Scarlett: Ssh, I heard this is what they did in The King's Bitch.
Proof you can peak at under 20 or over 40.
She dated Sean Penn?
Jeremy: Who's the guy in the green superhero outfit? He's...headed this way.
Sorry to follow the trend of the conversations, but it does indeed look that way...
Jeremy: "So, Ryan is available after the party? And he'll wear the Green Lantern costume?"
Who farted?