Say What? Superheroes
Amuse us. Add a caption or dialogue to this unofficial photo from an outdoor shoot of Joss Whedon's The Avengers (2012) starring Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr and... well, you know who's in it. I'll repost later with the winning bit.
UPDATE: WINNING ENTRIES HAVE BEEN POSTED
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Reader Comments (42)
Evans: Wait, wait, wasn't this scene going to be all CGI? Call my agent I think I broke a rib.
And I'm telling youuuuuuu
I'M NOT GOINGGGG
You're the best man I'll ever know
There's no way I can eveeerrrrr goooooo
NO NO NO NO WAY I'm living without youuuuu
Evans: "Yo, I'm not doing anything with his hammer!"
Hemsworth: "Wait dude... It's a good hammer"
Chris Evans: I know, I know...we need to take our shirts off.
Hemsworth: "So, you're going to be the cameo that plugs nextwave."
Evans: "Sorry about the car. Character doesn't know his own strength."
- Hemsworth: Come'on, Chris, put yourself together!
- Evans (sobbing): I just can't stand it... my outfit is ruined... this is gonna be the worst Pride Parade ever!! :(
Hemsworth: [tapping Evans' shoulder]
Chris, Chris! Forget the conga, the pajamas police is here.
...and with one firm grasp of Chris's shoulder Marvel Studio's sizable protein shake budget was sliced in half. The millons deciated to their much-maligned 'Buffness-by-Osmosis' was worth it afterall.
Grr *dedicated*. Damn monday night Vodka and cokes.
rahulio~my vote!
Chris: ... dale a tu cuerpo ...
Hemsworth: No, no. Chris, you're doing the wrong Macarena steps. Your right hand should go to your left thigh, not your left rib!
Evans: "No, I'm okay, it will pass. I just didn't realize how much I would miss food when I signed up for this character."
Chris H: Brunette Chris, watch out! these people are trying to strip your armor off!
Chris E: Yeah, i know, Blonde Chris, its a part of the job description.
Chris H: But i thought we wanted to be known as serious actors! How can they see our real talent when our glorious chests are on display?
(Chris E looks on, sighs and tries to hide the tears welling up in his eyes)
Chris E: You'll learn.
Wait. What do you MEAN Scarlett won't meet me in my trailer?!?!? I need a minute.
Cap: I pledge Allegence to the flag..
Thor: No Cap for the 3rd time its your hand over your heart when you say it., Geez your CAPTAIN AMERICA!! you should know this stuff.
Stuntman behind Evans: "Is he SUPPOSED to have that brown stain on the back of his suit?"
Evans: "Oh mighty and powerful Joss Whedon, bless this set of The Avengers and all those who work upon it. In your Holy name we pray; Amen."
We need another Chris on set.. then we can really drive Joss up the wall with our who's on first routine.
Chris! I don't care what Joss says, Mjolnir is not my penis!
Guy with cap in front of Chris: "Is that a Stark Industries defense weapon in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
Holy Chris-mas!
Hemsworth: I need no hammer, watch this cap I'm gonna blue-steel this alien mofo right here to death
Evans: Ahhh this guy splits my sides. You see that? is that my spleen?
Mo-Cap guy behind them: Keep distracting em, Bob, I tried Cap's helmet on before, ima check his head for lice...
Thor: How can you call yourself Captain America when you do a Mexican Hat Dance every time you knock down one of these Tron rejects? And would you stop it with the Deniro impression!
Captain America: Who's Deniro?
Evans: Heh, this was a rough blow! So when's my next scene up?
Hemsworth: Umm... fall down, already, Joss says you're supposed to be dead now...
No, seriously dudes, stop it. You're killing me. Because side-splitting? No longer a figure of speech.
No, no, forget it. It's alright. We'll just blame it on the Bossa Nova.
Heeeeeeeeey Macarena!
Capt. America: "Listen fellas, nice try, but tickling doesn't work. Ask Thor."
Evans: Wait...(laugh) we're fighting CGIed bunnies?
Hemsworth: They are mutated.
Evans: But, why?
Hemsworth: Cuz they got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses and what's with all the carrots? Why do they need such good eyesight anyway?
"No mo-cap marker on Cap's All-American package? And...scene."
Evans: No, really girls it is truly us. Ha ha ha I know I am still in awe of myself too.
Hemsworth: Hey, you know we are still rolling.....
Stop dancing, you'll spook them!
Evans: "Joss, seriously, I know the cape is supposed to hide it but do you really think people aren't going to notice the parasitic twin on Chris' back??"
Evans: So you see, this whole "Domino's Cheating" thing is just one big misunderstanding!
Hemsworth: I don't think they're buying it...
1,2, CHA CHA CHA
Cap: I kissed a God, and I liked it.
At the Copa, Copacabana
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Copa....they fell in love
Ok I literally just split my side laughing at this guys costume.
Ok so the movies been canceled half way through filming. Maybe they'll let us come back and finish the story as a television show. That could happen. Right?
Where are our fucking helmets?
Evans: "I think that went pretty well. High five!"
Hemsworth: "I'm over here, dude."