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Saturday
Mar172012

Complete the Sentence...

The last movie I saw was ___________________ and when  _______________ I thought to myself " _____________________".

p.s. more film bitch awards soon, new series debuts or returns and such are also on the way in the next week or two. sorry for delays...

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The last movie I saw was 21 Jump Street, and when it was over, I thought to myself that it was about a million times better than I expected.

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJonny

the last movie i saw was The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest and when the power went out I thought Damn, It's almost the end of the movie and she's going up stairs in a ominous warehouse!
I had some pringles though, so it's all good.

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterPoppy

The last movie I saw was "Bullhead," and when it ended, I thought to myself "Who's that Man?"

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterPatryk

Poppy! LOL. Pringles make everything better. (except waist lines)

March 17, 2012 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R

The last movie I saw was 'Hugo' (al fin) and when I saw Asa Butterfield I thought, my God, he looks so much like a young Elijah Wood...

A lovely tribute to old Hollywood, but I think I still like 'The Artist' the best!

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDebra de Rodriguez

I guess I should have said a youngER Elijah... He still looks 16!

Pringles rule!

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDebra de Rodriguez

The last movie I saw was a trifecta of Michelle Pfeiffer movies––Frankie & Johnny, The Age of Innocence, and The Fabulous Baker Boys––and when ever she was in a scene I thought to myself, "Why the HELL does she not have an Oscar by now?!!!"

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBVR

The last movie I saw was Another Earth, and when I noticed Brit Marling's Katniss-style braid, I said to my husband "Brit is a beautiful girl and should never wear makeup." Jennifer Lawrence, take note! Lose the heavy eyeliner, especially on the Red Carpet! Same could be said to Amanda Seyfried. Makes them look like they're from the very wrong side of the tracks and a different decade.

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterPam

@Debra de Rodriguez

Hugo, "a lovely tribute to old Holywood."? Must not be the same Hugo that I saw....

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterledanz

The last movie I saw was 'The Blind Side' (a first-time-viewing) and when it was over I thought to myself "Even although I was fully prepared to dismiss this film, I'm totally getting Sandra Bullock's Oscar buzz now...".

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMrW

The last movie I saw was Love and Other Drugs, and when it was over I thought to myself, "Jake Gyllenhaal was absolutely fantastic in this".

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDanielle

The last movie I saw in the spirit of the day was Shake Hands with the Devil about the Irish troubles and when it was over I thought James Cagney was great, same for Glynis Johns but if it was the 20's why did she have a 50's hairdo, that's the kind of stuff that infuriates me!

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterjoel6

The lastmovie I saw was 'Blade Runner', and when it ended I thought about how blank and flat Harrison Ford was in it.

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRebecca

The last movie I saw was Hanna and after it was over I felt sick and dirty for subjecting myself to it.

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered Commenter3rtful

The last movie I saw was The Lady Eve and while watching it I thought to myself "many of the most well-written female characters are from screwball comedy which around 70 years ago. We rarely have interesting female characters today anymore."

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered Commentertombeet

The last movie I saw was The Ides of March and when the last shot happened I thought to myself " this movie is basic The Godfather in politics".

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTW

The last movie I saw was the Beginners and when the credits were rolling I thought "Why haven't Ewan McGregor and Mary Page Keller gotten ANY awards love whatsoever?"

@MrW: perhaps you could explain it to the rest of us? I certainly didn't understand why Bullock won the Oscar when I saw it a year ago.

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJanice

The last movie I saw was Hugo and when it took an hour for the Melies film history angle to kick in I thought to myself "This is one hot mess from Mr Scorsese".

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCity_Of_Lights

The last movie I saw was Gone, and when it was over I thought to myself: really? Such a great build-up, such a disappointing outcome. Also, Amanda Seyfried can really act. When is she going to choose better roles?

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterG.ShaQ

(spoiler) The last movie I saw was Drive, and when Ryan Gosling blinked at the end I thought to myself, Thank God, this man is entirely too hot to die.

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDavid

The last movie I saw was The Apartment and whenever someone said something clever I thought to myself "I bet this was funnier back in the '60s".

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterLucky

The last movie I saw was My Week With Marilyn and when Judi Dench appeared I thought to myself, there's always that moment when you see Judi Dench appear in a supporting role in a movie and you wonder "Is she going to be sickly sweet or a total bitch?".

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJoFo

The last movie I saw was All About Eve and when it was over I thought to myself "What a marvelous piece of film."

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterPhilip

The last movie I saw was Melancholia, and whenever Kiefer Sutherland appeared on screen, I thought to myself, he's very wry; he needs to do more films.

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSuzanne

young adult
it was over
"give back those oscars, meryl and woody"

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterpar3182

The last movie I saw was The Lorax (new, not the original) and when everyone started singing really dated songs I thought to myself "Damn. This movie makes me want to cut down a tree".

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRobert G

The last movie I saw was Rise of the Planet of the Apes, and while Franco was on screen i thought to myself " how he really doesn't look at all interested in being in this movie"

March 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMike F.

The last movie I saw was The Maltese Falcon and when the killer was finally revealed I thought to myself, "Couldn't this have been done an hour ago?" We were very disappointed.

The previous movie I saw was The Big Sleep and when Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart shared the screen I thought to myself, "This is how movies should be."

March 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBrady

The last movie I saw was The Royal Tenenbaums and when a certain character graphically cuts their wrists I thought to myself how unearned dramatically it was.

March 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterGlendon

The last movie I saw was 21 Jump Street, and when Channing Tatum started to get all sensitive and started liking science, I thought to myself "There's the Channing Tatum from She's the Man - how I liked that guy, I'm glad he's back".

March 18, 2012 | Unregistered Commenteradri

The last movie I saw was Perfect Sense and when i reached the ending, I thought to myself "This is the saddest happiest ending i've seen in a VERY long time".

March 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDerreck

The last movie I saw was John Carter and when it ended I thought to myself "I really really enjoyed it!" although I expected less.

March 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDaniel B.

The last movie I saw was Sense and Sensibility and when it was over I thought to myself "Emma Thompson wrote such a kick-ass screenplay and that she gave the best ever acceptance speech at the Golden Globes ".

March 18, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterdinasztie

The last movie I saw was 21 Jump Street and when the movie ended I thought to myself, "I really would love to see Channing Tatum nominated for this performance". No joke.

March 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMichael B

The last movie I saw was "Mientras duermes", one of the best spanish movie I have seen in a long time (very much better than "The skin I live in", but less know), and when I saw the ending I thought to myself "How he can be such an evil mother fucker!!!".

March 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterVolcaji

The last movie I saw was "Footnote," and when the credits rolled, I thought to myself how much the tone of the filmed reminded me of the Coen Brothers' film "A Serious Man." In a good way!

March 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterHannah

The last movie I saw was Ironweed and when the movie ended I thought to myself, "Jack Nicholson acts the same nuance, mannerism, has the same speech pattern & delivery, same-same-same everything in all his movies!" No joke.

March 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterFlix

The last movie I saw was Win Win and I thought that it seemed like a really well-done pilot to a Showtime series.

March 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDJDeeJay

The last movie I saw was 50/50 and when it was over I thought that I liked everything about this movie, in fact watched it 3 times in 2 days.

March 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJohn K.

The last movie I saw was "Moneyball" and when his daughter started singing in the guitar shop, I thought to myself "that's how they got past 50 million...but she's damn cute".

March 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJason

The last movie I saw was Mirror Mirror and whenever the adorable Armie Hammer was speaking, I thought to myself, "Damn, does his voice sounds like John Hamm's!"

March 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterPaul Outlaw

...or Jon Hamm.

@ Jason: When I saw Moneyball I thought that song the daughter was singing sounded just like one of the key ones in Juno.

March 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterPaul Outlaw

The last movie i saw was Winter's Bone (actually it's on telly right now) and when I saw J Lawrence and the supporting cast i thought 'man, i need a shave and to get me some Hunger Games tickets'.

March 18, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterchoog

Mike F -- YES. THAT. It just goes to show you how far good direction goes because that movie is really good despite an uneven screenplay and wildly uneven acting from the principles. But the direction is so good.

March 18, 2012 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R

The last movie I saw was WANDERLUST and when...ever Jennifer Aniston appeared on screen I thought to myself "my God, how is she still milking her Rachel Green persona after 17 years?".

Not that I have anything against Rachel Green. I love FRIENDS. It's just that... She has one acting talent: looking like Rachel Green. That's all.

P.S. to Mr. Paul Rudd: Dude, you're SO insanely talented. I know you love David Wain and Judd Appatow but please: try to stretch those acting muscles a bit, ok? Example: Patton Oswalt.

March 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJorge Rodrigues

The last movie I saw was ___________________ and when _______________ I thought to myself " _____________________".

The last movie I saw was The Night Of The Hunter and when it ended I thought to myself Lillian Gish was so good and no nomination.

March 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterYoYo

The last movie I saw was Withnail & I, and when it was over I thought to myself "How the hell did Richard E. Grant not get any kind of awards nomination for his performance?".

March 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMeghan

The last Movie I saw was Dog Pound and when it was over i thought that Adam Butcher is my New fav young up and coming actor. Really talented!

March 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterManuel

The last movie I saw was A Separation (watched it yesterday) and when the credits rolled I thought to myself "Is that it? This can't be it! So disappointed"

March 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAnthony Mai
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