Chris Pratt Rebooted

Rebootcamped more like...

#GOTG No beer for six months. My brother made me post this. http://t.co/EFFkNFiWSD

— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) July 7, 2013

We first sorta noticed this transformation through mounds of military fabric in the jolly Christmas release Zero Dark Thirty. But look at this. Even his face is transformed

I have had two beers in my entire life and I have never looked like this. Nathaniel wept.

Comments

[Carlos]

I suppose Anna Faris has Guardians of the Galaxy (his next movie) to thank for this... I wonder if he'll have to do the the Zé's-patented-Bridget-Jones diet to get back into Andy Dwyer shape for Parks and Rec

[Ryan T.]

WOOF. Maybe in Parks, there'll be a montage of Andy working out with Chris. A shirtless montage of course.

[Bia]

I think he's someone who prefers being chunk though, although he really can get his body into crazy shape.

[Paul Outlaw]

Now I'll never be able to truly hate this movie, even if it sucks.

[CMG]

I swear he went from looking like that in Zero Dark Thirty to never looking as chunky as before playing Andy this past season of Parks & Rec. I have to think the show will write this in as I don't think for Pratt's own health he can go the Christian Bale method yo-yo diet.

[TB]

Humina humina humina. Isn't Jason Mamoa in this too? Jeez that is a lot of prime cut beef for one movie.

[Tyler]

He's always been a handsome man, but now he looks better than ever. And he gets to sleep with Anna Faris.

[AriesMatt]

Always thought Chris was hot, even when a little chunky. But dayum! He looks really good here! He obviously has great genetics for building muscle. Envious!

[Mark The First]

*insert slow-mo gif of Cher in Clueless when she first lays eyes on Christian*

Damn.

/mouthing

[eduardo]

now i'll be royally pissed off if there are no shirtless scenes of Star-Lord in Guardians of the galaxy

[Bill_the_Bear]

He's looking pretty good in the trailer for The Delivery Man, too...even if I presume he doesn't get shirtless in that one.

[jaden]

Yeah, his "brother" made him post these douchey photos on the internets.

I thank the internets all the same for said photos. Will be, um, refering to this one again for "research purposes" at a later date.

Let's say, late tonight.

[Carlos]

@jaden errr TMI lol

[Jaragon]

I like chunky goofy Chris- he has a sexy average guy quality- here he looks like just another super hero hunk.