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Say What? Glenn & Meryl 

Amuse us by eavesdropping on this conversation between Glenn Close and Meryl Streep this past Sunday. What were they saying? Tell us in the comments.

The winner, announced tomorrow, gets Glenn Close's Oscar*!


*that does not exist. there is no prize

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Meryl: I said no to that role you wanted so badly.
Glenn (misty-eyed): Oh Meryl...

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterysh87

I know you have three Oscars Meryl to my none. You tell me every time we're in a public place! If these photographers weren't here my hands would be wringing your neck instead of on your shoulders!!

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterjoel6

The winner announced to moore gets Glenn closes- oscar

Please explain I don't get it

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMark

Glenn: If life is fair you'll die before me.
Streep: Tell it to Viola.

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered Commenter3rtful

Glenn: Remember House of The Spirits?
Meryl: Good times.

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterCris

Meryl: I thought I'd try out some of my "Death Becomes Her" tricks again... your lips are sealed. You won't tell anyone right? ;)

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPhilip H.

Glenn: Look I'm a muppet!
Meryl: That's why you don't have an Oscar, Glenn.

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterSad man

Meryl: I still haven't seen Albert Nobbs...

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJoey

Meryl: I'm bored
Glenn: Me too

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJohn

"If we kissed right now, no one would be able to talk about anything else tomorrow."

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterRyan T.

Meryl: Work done? I've had no work done. You don't need work done when you have an Oscar (or three). However you darling.......I hear there is a wizard up on 63rd. Ask Weaver for his number.

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterHenry

Meryl: You should learn not to compete with me. I always win!
Glenn: You may have always won, but you never played fair!
Meryl: Who cares how I played? I won!

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterEli

Meryl: Andrew L. Webber just called me, I´m gonna do the musical adaptation of Sunset Boulevard!
Glenn: Not only another Broadway adaptation, but the one I actually starred in the 90´s! let...me...hug...you... (her voice softs and her hands are now around Meryl´s throat...)

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered Commentertony fernando

Meryl: "I was considering withdrawing my name for Into the Woods, The Homesman and The Giver. Maybe even for The Suffragette. What do you think?"
Glenn: *internally screaming yes*

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterFlickah

Mark, that is explained at the bottom of the post. you have to read the whole thing.

March 6, 2014 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R

Meryl: Keep your cool, Glenn, but Ryan Seacrest's approaching us.
Glenn: Whaddaf**?!

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterCarlos

Did anyone see the Jimmy Kimmel video where Glenn was called the best actres?

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterEoin Daly

Glenn: Sweetheart, you know you're not going to win tonight, right?
Meryl: Darling, you know you're not going to win EVER, right?
Glenn: I hate you.
Meryl: I feel indifferent towards towards you.
Glenn: Want to get dinner afterwards?
Meryl: Only if we get to talk shit about Harvey Weinstein.
Glenn: Of course!

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDerreck.

Glenn: shouldn't we make The House of the Spirits part two? I smell Oscar!

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPedro

Meryl: How was working with (lightning crackle ready voice) James Gunn?
Glenn: It was good. Connery play. Y'know, won for The Untouchables?
Meryl: Does that really happen to women?
Glenn: If they're six time nominees beforehand? Sure. Marvel Studios has the momentum for Top Ten Best Picture heat, and there's a first time for everything.

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterVolvagia

Glenn: So, you're supposed to win your 4 Oscar tonight?
Meryl: Pliz Glenn, no one is supposed to win 4 Oscars


Glenn. I played Cruella de Vil
Meryl: I did Thatcher
Glenn: Yep... that.

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered Commenteriggy

Meryl: You know I use my most recent Oscar as a doorstop.
Glenn: (thinking) Bitch!

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterTroy H.

Meryl: I would have never nailed Alex Forrest
Glenn: Yep

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPeggy Sue

Meryl: Did you get to do the manicam?
Glenn: So FUN!

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterCris

Glenn: NOW, a warming?!?!

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPaul Outlaw

(That's a typo, but I kinda like it.)

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPaul Outlaw

"I swear, I swear, I'll leave some next year."

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAgent69

meryl: it's just fun to turn up when you have no chance of winning, isn't it?
glenn: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterpar

You know Meryl, you have no chance against Cate tonight. That'll make you a 15 time loser. How are the rest of us supposed to catch up to you?

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPat

Meryl: Thank goodness the song nominees are actual quality songs this year. First time in a long while, eh?
Glenn: . . .

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterEvan

Glenn: I'll trade you two Tony Awards for one oscar
Streep: Sorry, Audra McDonald offered four. Just until I get back to Broadway.

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterArkaan

"You ARE in that chair, Glenn!"

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterTyler

Meryl: Cruella!
Glenn: Madeline!

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterbrandz

Glenn: Six nominations, Meryl. SIX. I won't be ignored...
Meryl: That's all.

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered Commentereurocheese

Meryl: What do you mean? You've never won an Oscar? Not even one?

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered Commentermatt

Glenn: Violet should've been mine! It would've been my seventh loss!

Meryl: Should've, would've...

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMr. Goodbar

Meryl- we need to combine our powers before Jennifer and Sandra do it- then we will be unstoppable!
Glenn- Let's bring in Jessica Lange too!

March 6, 2014 | Unregistered Commentertom

Meryl: "Let them see you don't begrudge me having no Oscars, dear . . ."

March 7, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJones

M: I don't know why you've never won, Glenn. You're every inch as good as Reese Witherspoon in some of the things you've done.

March 7, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJames T

Meryl: Darling, did you REALLY think you would win for Albert Nobbs?
Glenn: Umn.... yes?

Glenn: People think I'll never win....
Meryl: Hush, there's still Geraldine Page and Jessica Tandy. You only loose if you give up. Never, never NEVER give up! I know what I'm talking about.

Glenn: People think I'll never win...
Meryl: Go find Leo.

March 7, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterSonja

Meryl: I'm doing something later with those fine Hemsworth brothers. Want to get in on it?
Glenn: Mmmm hmmm.

March 7, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPam

Glenn: omg I REALLY need to go.
Meryl: hang on I have some Imodium.

March 7, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterG.ShaQ

Glenn: I was just interviewed if I am a better an actress than you, Meryl. I shouldn't have told lies.
Meryl: That's alright. 18 to 6 should've explained it all, no?

March 7, 2014 | Unregistered Commentermiket

Both are saying we are godess of cinema who cares if we win or not

March 7, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterml

Remember Meryl I boiled a rabbit, I boiled a rabbit....

March 8, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterstjeans

Meryl: no use fighting it Glenn, let me be your warmest color!

March 8, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterRizz


March 9, 2014 | Unregistered Commentertony fernando

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