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Tuesday
Jul012014

Say What? Mad Charlize

We asked you to add a caption or dialogue to these new stills from Mad Max: Fury Road (more here if you're interested) starring Tom Hardy , Charlize Theron and Nicholas Hoult. It's time to announce the winners who may choose the next banner theme up top

PIC 1

Pic 2

 

AND THE WINNERS ARE...

I'm never going to dye my hair myself again

St. Jeans 

It's... It's Mel. DRIVE !

JoFo

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Pic 1: Charlize thinking "I'm like Wile E. Coyote. Can live through explosions with only soot on my face."
Pic 2: Is this going to lead to an orgy? It is Mad Max, after all.

June 26, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterVolvagia

Pic 1:
Charlize: Get the picnic basket and hop in. Tell your sisters we're ready to go.

Pic 2:
Him: What's wrong with this picnic table?
Charlize: It's too crowded. And we like to sit closer to the lake.
Him: Awww! Why do we always have to sit where there's NOBODY? Again!

June 26, 2014 | Unregistered Commenteradri

Pic 1: See that pretty girl in that mirror there!
(What mirror, where?)

Pic 2: "Are we there yet?"

June 26, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPaul Outlaw

Pic 1: The world has gone mad today, and good's bad today, and black's white today, and day's night today,

June 26, 2014 | Unregistered Commenteriggy

Pic. 1: "Im never gonna dye my hair myself again"

June 26, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterstjeans

Oscar numero dos here I come!

Pic 1: Naturally I get taken home first. Well, obviously he prefers April. Of course I was so tongue-tied all night. I can't believe I said that about the Guggenheim. My stupid rollerskating joke. I should never tell jokes. Mom can tell 'em and Hannah, but I kill 'em. Where did April come up with that stuff about Adolph Loos and terms like "organic form"? Well, naturally. She went to Brandeis. But I don't think she knows what she's talking about. Could you believe the way she was calling him David? "Yes, David. I feel that way, too, David. What a marvelous space, David." I hate April. She's pushy.

Pic 2: Look at all these people, trying to stave off the inevitable decay of their bodies.

Mad Max as directed by Woody Allen. I fancy it!

June 26, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterCarmen Sandiego

Pic1 -i didnt deserve the oscar for monster? Are you #%^*ing with me!!

June 26, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterRizz

Pic #1--I feel so vulnerable today.

Pic #2--That parking space is mine, bitch.

June 26, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterHenry

PIC 1: Charlize, the new banner theme is mascara running DOWN your face, not up it. Stop trying to make burnt happen, it's not going to happen!

June 26, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterTaylor

PIC 1: Unlocking Lupita N'yongo character: 50% downloaded

June 26, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterCarlos

Pic 1: Have you seen my hair?
Pic 2: If we hurry we can crash the Snow White Sequel. That movie needs me!

June 26, 2014 | Unregistered Commentertom

Pic 1- What? I am not allowed to shout in this movie?

Pic 2- Is this the new Harry Potter ride?

June 26, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterPedro

On the drive home, Charlize and her crew slowly come to realize that they did not enjoy this year's Lollapalooza: and what's more, they cannot remember a time that they did.

June 26, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJJsDiner

Pic 1: "Say I'm brave for 'de-glamming' one. More. Time. I dare you."
Pic 2: "It's.... It's MEL!! DRIVE!"

June 26, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJoFo

Pic 1:
Charlize: "You really want my eyeliner?"

Pic 2:
Redhead: "So no more fighting over the eyeliner, ok?"

June 26, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterAnthony mai

Pic 1: "F--k you, Leslie!"

June 27, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterEvan

But... But I wanted to be Rocket Raccoon....

June 27, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterLevistone

Pic 1: Charlize gives Sigourney realness.
Pic 2: Charlize gives "Sigourney driving the kids to school" realness.

June 29, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterErko

Picture 1: This is probably the easier picture to come up with a fitting gag for, mostly since "bald woman coated in soot" is an extremely easy springboard.
Picture 2: Surprised it wasn't JJsDiner, actually. Only one person looks nearly "scared" enough for "It's...It's Mel! Drive!" to work as a gag caption for that picture. It'd work if it looked like most to all of them were all going out of their skin with fear. Maybe Nicholas Hoult, at the outside, is scared enough, but everyone else looks way too bored. But the bored concert attendees gag makes perfect sense with that caption (the scared looking Nicholas Hoult as "the lone guy who enjoyed the concert" makes more sense as well), even if you have no knowledge of Mad Max, which my gag relies on. Still, coming up with a gag that perfectly fits "gaggle of bored looking people in a gnarly looking car" and non fans of Mad Max can understand is ludicrously difficult, so I guess I shouldn't blame you for choosing a gag that doesn't really fit the emotions captured in the picture.

July 1, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterVolvagia

I won! Yeah!!...

July 1, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterstjeans

st jeans -- so you have to pick a banner theme.

July 1, 2014 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R

So glad my husband Séphane St-Jean won first prize

Tom Fletcher

July 1, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterTom Fletcher

So since I saw "Obvious Child" and I think Jenny Slate should be a contender for an Oscar nomination (she was THAT awesome (and I will annoy you with this for the rest of the year)) I say the banner should be an actress (and of course you too Nate) who diid a pregnancy test and got a surprise / disappointment / depression... by the result ...

July 1, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterstjeans

stjeans -- but it has to be something that's legible in a tiny strip with just the face!

July 1, 2014 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R

reaction shot!

July 1, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterstjeans

Woo hoo!

My banner suggestion is death stares (aka side eye, throwing shade, stank face).

July 2, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterJoFo
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