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Wednesday
Jul272016

Which is Yummier?

It's an Instagram battle. Which looks most delicious to you: Karl Urban's "tasty gum balls," Ansel Elgort's "milkshake," or Harry Shum Jr's "Roasted seaweed" which gives him wings*? Choose wisely.

*I'm not sure what that means but I think I'm for it because he woke up like this.

A photo posted by Karl Urban (@karlurban) on Jul 18, 2016 at 11:33am PDT

My Milkshake

A photo posted by anselelgort (@anselelgort) on Jul 23, 2016 at 9:02am PDT

Roasted seaweed gives me wings.

A photo posted by Harry Shum Jr (@harryshumjr) on Jul 25, 2016 at 3:30pm PDT

 

 

 

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Reader Comments (20)

The answer is ALWAYS Harry Shum Jr.

rawr.

July 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterScooby

Scooby -- Amen!

Criminally Underused!!!

July 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterPeggy Sue

No Gary Cooper ?

July 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer 1994

Anything BUT an Ansel Elgort - who, of course, has the most followers.

July 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterBD

The Fault in Our Stars will always endear him to me.

July 27, 2016 | Unregistered Commenter/3rtful

I really don't know who any of them are, nor have I explored their Instagrams. On the photos alone, I'd definitely go with Ansel. He looks seductively submissive and he has something in his mouth.

July 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterRoger

Nat: So, he's comparing the seaweed to Red Bull?

July 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterVolvagia

I don't think Ansel's going to have a problem taking this.

July 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterPaul Outlaw

Hawt threesome, but Harry wins by a nose--er, what I can see of it.

July 27, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterbrookesboy

none. these boys have way, way too many clothes on!

July 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterEric

Where's the Beef?

July 27, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterforever1267

forever1267 -- i dunno Karl Urban is prime beefcake.

eric -- it's uncouth to eat while naked.

July 27, 2016 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R

Harry Shum Jr. in a landslide.

July 27, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterRyan T.

If this year will bring Asian, particularly male, representation to the forefront, Harry Shum Jr. should be exhibition A. Why he doesn't have the career of say Ansel Elgort (or if we want the same age -- Jamie Dornan or Benjamin Walker is also ok) is beyond me.

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterkin

Ugh, that Harry Shum Jr. should be all sorts of a big star. Don't waste him, Hollywood!

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSanty C.

Shum. Duh. I mean...that face!

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterWalter L. Hollmann

Harry Shum is adorable but too young. I've been in love with that Kiwi Karl Urban since the Xena days...

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterPam

Pam -- he's 34! That's a great age :)

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterNATHANIEL R

N--Really? Oh jeezus. I am getting old cuz it seems like Glee just started yesterday...

July 28, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterPam

Pam -- well you know high school tv/movies. the actors are always way too old for it :)

July 28, 2016 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R
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