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would you rather...?

And now for a silly celeb-filled distraction from the awful real world (I threw my back out yesterday somehow and can't be with the marches against hate and on Trump Tower which is my real answer to what I'd rather be doing. But let's play anyway.

Would you rather...

• shower with Salma Hayek?
• night shoot with Rachel Bloom and Vincent Rodriguez?
• cockpit train with Mahershala?
• call Reese on her shell phone?
• share a moment with Luke Evans and his friend Lakshmi?
• play with Josh Brolin's snake?
• have some ice cream with Tony Shalhoub?

Pictures to help you decide after the jump.



Night shoot.

A post shared by Rachel Bloom (@racheldoesstuff) on Aug 11, 2017 at 1:46am PDT

👐🏿 Flight School

A post shared by Mahershala Ali (@mahershalaali) on Aug 10, 2017 at 12:02pm PDT

Call me on my shell phone... 🐚 #VacationVibes #SummerFun

A post shared by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) on Aug 12, 2017 at 12:52pm PDT

I like snakes. --- Photo by #javierbardem #onceacountryboyalwaysacountryboy

A post shared by Josh Brolin (@joshbrolin) on Aug 11, 2017 at 5:53pm PDT

No one likes ice cream like Tony Shalhoub likes @biggayicecream (except maybe me.) #marvelousmrsmaisel

A post shared by Alex Borstein (@alexborstein) on Aug 11, 2017 at 11:11am PDT



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Reader Comments (12)

Cockpitting with Mahershala. This option just soars above the others. **ducks**

August 14, 2017 | Unregistered Commentercatbaskets

Give me Luke Evans all the way :). Not Josh Brolin's best look.

August 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterPedro

Luke Evans has a very attractive profile...

August 14, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterjaragon

Javier Bardem took that Brolin picture

August 14, 2017 | Unregistered Commentercal roth

With Lakshmi all my life!

August 14, 2017 | Unregistered Commentermirko

Rachel and Vincent for sure. I think it's time to rewatch Season 2 of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

August 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSuzanne

I need to get back to CEG too. That first season was so delightful!

Since the snake is literal, I'll take Luke Evans' trunk instead. Although wherever Reese is looks nice. Hmmmm....

August 14, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterforever1267

Call Reese

August 14, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterRaul

What kind of man would I be to turn down a chance to shower with Salma Hayek? I would totally love to be her sponge or bar of soap.

August 14, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterthevoid99

It's between Mahershala and Luke for me. And by that I mean I'd rather be literally between the two of them, doing, you know, whatever.

August 14, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterthefilmjunkie

Again, as a straight man, this is an easy answer

August 15, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBen

Ben -- i'm trying to throw in more choices for you guys :)

August 15, 2017 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R

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