would you rather...?

And now for a silly celeb-filled distraction from the awful real world (I threw my back out yesterday somehow and can't be with the marches against hate and on Trump Tower which is my real answer to what I'd rather be doing. But let's play anyway.

Would you rather...

• shower with Salma Hayek?
• night shoot with Rachel Bloom and Vincent Rodriguez?
• cockpit train with Mahershala?
• call Reese on her shell phone?
• share a moment with Luke Evans and his friend Lakshmi?
• play with Josh Brolin's snake?
• have some ice cream with Tony Shalhoub?

Pictures to help you decide after the jump.

#water the most beautiful delicious and precious necessity of humans. #agua la necesidad más hermosa deliciosa y preciosa del ser humano

A post shared by Salma Hayek Pinault (@salmahayek) on Aug 11, 2017 at 12:42pm PDT

Night shoot.

A post shared by Rachel Bloom (@racheldoesstuff) on Aug 11, 2017 at 1:46am PDT

👐🏿 Flight School

A post shared by Mahershala Ali (@mahershalaali) on Aug 10, 2017 at 12:02pm PDT

Call me on my shell phone... 🐚 #VacationVibes #SummerFun

A post shared by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) on Aug 12, 2017 at 12:52pm PDT

Sharing a moment with Lakshmi, a rescued Asian elephant. Asian elephant numbers have dropped by at least 50% in the last 60 years. Support organisations like @wwf this #WorldElephantDay and help protect these incredible animals.

A post shared by thereallukeevans (@thereallukeevans) on Aug 12, 2017 at 5:41am PDT

I like snakes. --- Photo by #javierbardem #onceacountryboyalwaysacountryboy

A post shared by Josh Brolin (@joshbrolin) on Aug 11, 2017 at 5:53pm PDT

No one likes ice cream like Tony Shalhoub likes @biggayicecream (except maybe me.) #marvelousmrsmaisel

A post shared by Alex Borstein (@alexborstein) on Aug 11, 2017 at 11:11am PDT

Comments

[catbaskets]

Cockpitting with Mahershala. This option just soars above the others. **ducks**

[Pedro]

Give me Luke Evans all the way :). Not Josh Brolin's best look.

[jaragon]

Luke Evans has a very attractive profile...

[cal roth]

Javier Bardem took that Brolin picture

[mirko]

With Lakshmi all my life!

[Suzanne]

Rachel and Vincent for sure. I think it's time to rewatch Season 2 of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

[forever1267]

I need to get back to CEG too. That first season was so delightful!

Since the snake is literal, I'll take Luke Evans' trunk instead. Although wherever Reese is looks nice. Hmmmm....

[Raul]

Call Reese

[thevoid99]

What kind of man would I be to turn down a chance to shower with Salma Hayek? I would totally love to be her sponge or bar of soap.

[thefilmjunkie]

It's between Mahershala and Luke for me. And by that I mean I'd rather be literally between the two of them, doing, you know, whatever.

[Ben]

Again, as a straight man, this is an easy answer

[NATHANIEL R]

Ben -- i'm trying to throw in more choices for you guys :)