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Wednesday
Aug302017

would you rather...?

It's time to play our new favorite fantasizing rather than dealing with awful reality game. So where and with whom would you like to be doing what right about now. Would you rather...

...hug a tree with Goldie Hawn?
...decorate Milla Jovovich's face with jelly stickers?
... float in the sea with Nico Tortorella?
... see Hamilton with Ashton Sanders?
... go vegetable shopping with Kristin Scott Thomas?
...hit the stables with Naomie Harris?
... "go heavy" with Orlando Bloom?
... do a shot with Leonardo Nam and Ptolemy Slocum as Westworld season 2 begins filming?
...F@*# Up some homophobes with Haaz Sleiman?

Pictures are after the jump to help you decide.

 

I had to, I just had to! šŸŒ³ā¤ļø

A post shared by Goldie Hawn (@officialgoldiehawn) on Aug 29, 2017 at 1:33pm PDT

 

sea.at.elle. @johnnyfreebyrd

A post shared by nicotortorella (@nicotortorella) on Aug 19, 2017 at 2:45pm PDT

Damn. reinspired.

A post shared by Ashton Durrand Sanders (@ashtondsanders) on Aug 24, 2017 at 1:50am PDT

Radishes in my handbag. #definitetrend #pink

A post shared by Kristin Scott Thomas (@kristinscottthomas) on Aug 26, 2017 at 2:24pm PDT

#Horseriding Sunday!!

A post shared by Naomie Harris (@naomieharris) on Aug 20, 2017 at 9:12am PDT

Guess what....? Another adventure begins with @ptol šŸ¾ #herewego #cheers šŸ¤–

A post shared by Leonardo Nam (@leonardo_nam) on

šŸ˜ˆ šŸ’ŖšŸ½šŸŒˆšŸ’ŖšŸ½šŸŒˆ

A post shared by Haaz Sleiman (@haazsleiman) on Aug 22, 2017 at 2:20pm PDT

 

Regarding that last post. A lot of the media has been reporting that Haaz Sleiman "came out" with this post but if you follow his instagram he hasn't exactly been "in" given posting that there've been a ton of hot selfies, excessive Madonna quoting (yay!), Kidman worship (no really), gay kissing and more prior to this message for months. Including this gem...

C O N S I D E R 

 

Rocking this t-shirt on the streets of Beirut. šŸ˜±šŸŒˆšŸ’ŖšŸ½

A post shared by Haaz Sleiman (@haazsleiman) on Aug 13, 2017 at 3:36am PDT

 

 

 

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Reader Comments (13)

Can't pretend I knew of him before this post - but onya Haaz Sleiman!

August 30, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

Though it's hardly the most complimentary angle shopping with KST would be my choice.

August 30, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterjoel6

Matt - he used to be on Nurse Jackie and his biggest film was The Visitor with Oscar-nominated Richard Jenkins

August 30, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterNathaniel R

I didn't know who Haaz Sleiman is either, but gotta love his sense of humor/self when he "comes out" and doesn't stop there: "Not only am I gay, but Iā€™m also a bottom. Not only am I a bottom, but Iā€™m also a total bottom, which means I like it up you know where." OK, not exactly relevant but damn funny. LOL

August 30, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMareko

To the people say they don't know Haaz Sleiman: Guys, watch 'The Visitor'. Like - now.

Seriously.

August 30, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMrW

I love Haaz Sleiman! I've been a fan of his since The Visitor and I was very sad when he exited Nurse Jackie.

My only disappointment is that he's a TOTAL bottom. I guess I'll just admire from the side.

August 30, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBrad

It looks cold on the market KST.

August 30, 2017 | Unregistered Commentermarkgordonuk

Go vegetable shopping w/ Kristin Scott Thomas and talk about her time working with Prince and Scar-Jo 3:16.

August 30, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterthevoid99

Thanks for posting about Haaz Sleiman. I was also very confused why people were just saying he came out recently as I remember a bunch of articles when he came out years ago.

August 30, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterRyan T.

Oh! I didnt know that KST was on instagram! Gonna follow her in 3, 2, 1........

August 30, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterManuel

I want to go hug trees with Goldie, since that will be an "in" to discuss whatever the hell she was talking about in that bizarre memoir of hers.

August 30, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterforever1267

Good for Haaz Sleiman! I knew he was on Nurse Jackie, but never watched the show. He was great in The Visitor, though.

August 30, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterthefilmjunkie

Will happily go vege shopping with KST and carry her bag. (y)

September 10, 2017 | Unregistered Commenternomadic
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