Would you rather?
Monday, August 22, 2022 at 5:23PM 
Jena Malone is expressing herself!Because we need an excuse to waste time following way too many celebs on Instagram, our biweekly poll. Would you rather?
• do bonding activities w/ your partner like Mandy Patinkin and Kathryn Grody do?
• visit elephants with Lupita Nyong'o?
• fall asleep in a compromising position with Kate Beckinsale?
• get all dressed up with LaKeith Stanfield?
• indulge in soft sleepy sensual stretches with Jena Malone?
• parachute out of a balloon with Pom Klementieff?
• relate to JLo with Sandra Bernhard?
• flip around with Aaron Taylor-Johnson?
• take a private jet ride with Keke Palmer?
• travel to Greece with Molly Ringwald?
• eat birthday cake with Michelle Yeoh?
• befriend a cat with Garret Dillahunt?
or
• have a pilates session with La Pfeiffer?
Pictures are after the jump to help you decide.
-We did this on our bodies in our gorgeous youth. We have pictures
-Naked! [Laughs]
Elephants are magical, but there are less than 500k left on our planet. Help conserve these gentle giants by going to @wildaid’s page. #WorldElephantDay 🐘
If you fall asleep clutching a stuffed penis with a cat in your crotch I suppose it’s on you that someone’s going to take a picture
Rare sight in a suit. But strictly business at all times 💯 🌹
I guess It felt like I was a heterosexual man in a woman’s body. I visualized his desires and placed them on to me. But this , was never the whole of the story that was meant for me. So I’ve been learning a new way to tell it. Using words to guide me not define me. That my sexual identity has more to teach and to tell me. Finding words that feel more right to explore in my telling. Pansexuality. Sapiosexuality. Polyamory. A fuller spectrum of understanding that my story is demanding of me. And I’m honoring it today with this soft and sleepy little stretch of a dance. I love humans. So there’s that ❤️❤️🏳️🌈🏳️🌈❤️❤️
CLICK FOR THE GORGEOUS VIDEO -- TOO LONG TO GIF
✨ One of the most magical ways to start the day 🎢🪂🎉🎈💕✨ thank you @craigobrienphotography for capturing this moment ✨
Me & @jlo how we like it easy & understated
Heatwave fever 🔥
Me and bestie again hopping on Universal’s jet honey. It’s giving we new to this fucking up the earth vibe. 🥴
And that's a wrap on Greece. 🥲 See you next time 🇬🇷❤️
Happy Birthday to me 😂 Thank you everyone 💕💕
Street-kitten love #Tangier. Such a sweet girl. Skittish at first, but quickly learned she loved an ear scratch and shoulder rub. 💔. Thx @brett4238 for the 📷
Good morning. Happy Monday. This was about 3:30am ahead of having some pickup shots for @antmanofficial: Quantumania, which is bound to involve some physicality. It’s early, and I don’t have a lot of time, but I’m going to do a quick Pilates warmup so I don’t get any injuries. Here we go!
Spoiler alert - feeling good as new. 😊 Have a nice day, everyone.
SO WHICH WILL IT BE DEAR READER?
Reader Comments (10)
I miss traveling -- so my picks would be elephants with Lupita, private jet with Keke, or Greece with Molly Ringwald.
Michelle is torturing her body with pilates and ours souls with her filmography.
pet the kitty with garret
Stretch with THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!!!! I'm a simp for Jena Malone. Period. Even if I have to watch her in some bad movies though I'm still unsure if I want to see Stardust.
Start a morning safari with Lupita then fly to Greece in the afternoon to explore with fellow redhead Molly followed by celebrating in the evening with Michelle.
Although can we talk about Jena Malone for a minute? Doesn’t it seem like she should have an Oscar nomination by now and a bigger career? She started as a child actor and has been working for almost 30 years. It seems like she should have a career parallel to Kristen Stewart’s.
Start a morning safari with Lupita then fly to Greece in the afternoon to explore with fellow redhead Molly followed by celebrating in the evening with Michelle.
Although can we talk about Jena Malone for a minute? Doesn’t it seem like she should have an Oscar nomination by now and a bigger career? She started as a child actor and has been working for almost 30 years. It seems like she should have a career parallel to Kristen Stewart’s.
@TomG-I've been saying that for years. She at least should've been part of a something like the MCU while I still feel like she got overlooked for her work in The Neon Demon which I think is a career-defining performance. She's been a cult favorite for many years as she was also popular with people in Letterboxd. I think part of it is that she doesn't want to play the Hollywood game while was also unfortunate in doing small films that aren't great. Notably Stardust as I heard she essentially played Kristen Wiig's character from Walk Hard for that film in her portrayal as Angela Bowie. Then again, that film was fucked when Duncan Jones told the producers they couldn't use any of his father's music.
@thevoid99- She was part of the Hunger Games franchise and got lots of praise for her performances. But maybe she just prefers to work in independent films. Hopefully she gets a role that gets lots of awards attention in the future.
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But can we talk for a minute about Jena Malone? Doesn't it seem like she should have a bigger career and an Oscar nomination by now? She started acting when she was young and has been doing so for almost 30 years. She seems like she should be able to do something like Kristen Stewart. backrooms game