Complete the Sentence(s).

1. ohmygod I somehow made it through another Oscar season. I deserve _______________________ as my reward.

2. yay _____________ won an Oscar. I love ___________ so much.

3. oof... I've learned my lesson. Next season I will not ________________________.

4. sigh... Is __________ ever going to win an Oscar?


(You know what to do in the comments.)

Comments

[Mike in Canada]

1. A remake of 48 Hours starring Wunmi and Teyana. (I was rooting for them, and I hope they have many other opportunities.)
2. Paul Thomas Anderson. (But also Michael B. Jordan. From this year's group, that's the speech I'll watch over and over again)
3. I learned nothing.
4. Stellan Skarsgard. (I'm not too worried about Timmy.)

[MJC]

1. ohmygod I somehow made it through another Oscar season. I deserve Timothée Chalamet's ass as my reward.

2. yay MJB won an Oscar. I love HIM! so much. (The Wire... amazing.)

3. oof... I've learned my lesson. Next season I will not care as much. Let's just love movies again.

4. sigh... Is Cate Blanchett ever going to win ANOTHER Oscar? If Sean Penn can have three, she should have seven!

[bvrs90]

1. ohmygod I somehow made it through another Oscar season. I deserve time-bending abilities for movie-watching as my reward.

2. yay Amy Madigan won an Oscar! I love her performance so much!

3. oof... I've learned my lesson. Next season I will not forget that Oscars don't give a fig about Oscar tallies (re: Sean Penn 3x, Skarsgard and Lindo 0).

4. sigh... Is Jack Fisk ever going to win an Oscar?

[Frank Zappa]

1. ohmygod I somehow made it through another Oscar season. I deserve an orgy with François Arnaud, Ryan Gosling and Jacob Elordi as my reward.

2. yay Michael B. Jordan won an Oscar. I love Sinners so much.

3. oof... I've learned my lesson. Next season I will not wait until the last days before Oscar Night to watch the presumed (The Secret Agent) and eventual (Sentimental Value) Best International Film winners.

4. sigh... Is Jonny Greenwood ever going to win an Oscar? (Not that I'm particularly mad about last night's winner.)

[whunk (he/him)]

1. ohmygod I somehow made it through another Oscar season. I deserve a Park Chan-Wook Oscar nomination as my reward.

2. yay Amy Madigan won an Oscar. I love wigs so much.

3. oof... I've learned my lesson. Next season I will not watch a movie like The Secret Agent with my mom.

4. sigh... Is Glenn Close ever going to win an Oscar?

[Cláudio Alves]

1. ohmygod I somehow made it through another Oscar season. I deserve a break from these movies and to write about old cinema again as my reward.

2. yay, Andy Jurgensen won an Oscar. I love the gays so much. Signed, a gay.

3. oof... I've learned my lesson. Next season, I will not believe any of my favorites in any category can win unless they're the absolute, locked, no-doubt-about-it frontrunner.

4. sigh... Is Jack Fisk ever going to win an Oscar? Not a competitive one, so let's give him an Honorary before he dies, please!