John Carter Vs... ?
In tribute to my friend JA who always gives good lulz with "which is hotter"... a few loincloth-offs (hmmm) between John Carter (reviewed) and his screen ancestors. You decide.
Criss-cross sci-fantasy menswear
excuse my typo there. Sean Connery. I'd fix it but then the poll would reset to zero. We can't have that and you know what I meant.
Emergency gun-manning in the desert whilst wearing only reddish loinclothes and boots!
Face paint and/or face blood* is a must have when calling your troops to war!
*They bleed blue on Barsoom, bitches.
Reader Comments (8)
I'm just laughing at how lopsided all the votes are!
They were all pretty much 'no-brainers' but fun comparisons none the less. One of the things I enjoy most about this site, Nat, is the way comparisons and connections are made between films that would never have occured to me otherwise.
BTW - Princess Leia/Carrie Fisher gets bonus points for being an actual person on a physical setpiece in a real desert, as opposed to CGI. (It can NOT have been fun wearing a metal bra and almost naked otherwise in that heat and bright sun. I hope they gave her SFP 100 sunscreen.) That pic from John Carter looks more like an oil painting or concept drawing than a screencap.
Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean...infinity plus one!
It is Sean Connery, not Conner! And he is so much hotter than Taylor Kitsch!
They ALL look pretty scary (not necessarely in a good way) to me...
The gun is good! The penis is evil!
Wow I did not know that Sacha Baron Cohen was an adult in 1974.
Hee hee hee. Best internet poll. Ever!