Sunday
Nov102013
Time to Feel Old: Heather Matarazzo is Now 31!
Sunday, November 10, 2013 at 1:00PM Yup, Dawn Wiener is now officially "in her 30s" and with that the cold, hard discomfort of time can lay claim to your soul. Everybody dance now.
But in all seriousness, I'd be down for Heather Matarazzo's return to movies. Her, shall we say, unique charms have more or less been missing since Hostel II in 2007! I keep secretly wishing John Waters would cast her as the younger half of a crime-fighting mother and daughter team alongside Mink Stole. They can have a duel comeback to the silver screen. Who can make this happen?
Reader Comments (8)
Good god how can this be? Can that much time have passed? *avoids mirrors for rest of the day*
Well she is a year older than me. I thought she was older tbh.
You're telling me Anne Hathaway can't give her a buzz to team up again in a buddy comedy? Dammit Anne, the world can warm to you if you made such a move!
How old are you Glenn? Hathaway and I share a birthday and birth year.
Glenn: Which is probably EXACTLY why she's not appearing in big films. I'd be disillusioned too if I became an actor in a Todd Solondz movie and wound up in a torture porn movie directed by Eli "Cabin Fever" Roth.
Volvagia, Let's not forget she also worked on the last season of ROSEANNE. Todd Solondz and Roseanne Barr sure are formiddable talents to work with at such an early age.
3rtful, I am 28. Happy birthday to you and Heather.
Never saw this one, but always thought she was great in The Princess Diaries.
I officially felt old this past summer when Howie D. from the Backstreet Boys turned 40. Ouch. I Don't Want It That Way.