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Sunday
Aug252013

Say What? August Squabble

We asked you to amuse us with captions or dialogue for these stills from the forthcoming AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY starring Julia Roberts forcibly hugging or attacking Meryl Streep.

And the winners are...

"Viola sends her love"
- Brookesboy 

Honorable Mention

"Meryl babe, let it go, three is the new four"
- Dave in Alamitos Beach 

Caption: "Erin Choke-a-bitch"
- Mareko

"Nothing is more powerful than the human spirit.  Except Julia's craving for another Oscar"
- Davide

Thanks for playing!

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JULIA: I CAN CONTROL ALL THE SITUATION. I HAVE BOOBS.
MERYL: THAT'S ALL?
JULIA: WHAT?
MERYL: PLEASE, TELL ME SOMETHING NEW!

August 22, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterDaniel Mattos

Second:
I was born to play Julia fucking Child! I AM JULIA! Because of you, SaBu is now an Oscar winner! Die bitch, die!

August 22, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterDan

In the second one I'm envisioning a Black Swan-esque "IT'S MY TURN!"

August 22, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterTim

Second photo:

Ewan (thought bubble): Nothing is more powerful than the human spirit...except Julia's craving for another Oscar.

August 22, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterdavide

OK, Joey for the first pic, and CCA for the second are my favorites. I'm not clever enough to come up with my own, lol.

August 22, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterjessica

3rtful, that 1990 Oscar belonged to Anjelica Huston. A horrible travesty.

August 22, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterbrookesboy

@brookesboy

Huston learned a cruel lesson that evening. If you ascend by association and through death and public breakup you no longer have those attachments they're not duty bound to honor you.

August 22, 2013 | Unregistered Commenter3rtful

First Picture: Julia: Meryl, you know you're the best........

Second Picture: (continuation).........but give Viola her damn Oscar!!!!!!!!!!!!

August 22, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterD

I'm sure other people said the same thing, but I'm not reading through all of them :P

Top picture:
Julia: Please go supporting. Just think about it.

Bottom picture:
Julia: GO SUPPORTING!!! I'M ABOUT TO RIP THAT AWFUL ACCENT RIGHT OUT OF YOUR THROAT!

August 23, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterPhilip H.

Dela

Who is MDA?

August 25, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMark

MERYL: I go in supporting role. You go in a leading role, dear daughter.

JULIA: Oh no, mum. There is Emma Thompson for Saving Mr Banks. I am afraid of her in P. L. Travers. She detest even Mary Poppins.

Meryl: Calm, Emma is my friend. In Angels in America we love, what beautiful kiss. Emma is an very angel. She is in nomination, but She not steal the Oscar. Even if She wins, She give award to you.

August 28, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMirko
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