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Sunday
Aug252013

Say What? August Squabble

We asked you to amuse us with captions or dialogue for these stills from the forthcoming AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY starring Julia Roberts forcibly hugging or attacking Meryl Streep.

And the winners are...

"Viola sends her love"
- Brookesboy 

Honorable Mention

"Meryl babe, let it go, three is the new four"
- Dave in Alamitos Beach 

Caption: "Erin Choke-a-bitch"
- Mareko

"Nothing is more powerful than the human spirit.  Except Julia's craving for another Oscar"
- Davide

Thanks for playing!

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Reader Comments (61)

If I squeeeeeze her, an Oscar will come out!!!

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJoey

-Feel the enDOLphins, mom?
-You sound like a hooker.

(remembering the 63rd Academy Awards)

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJames T

Julia: Thanks for demoting yourself so I can get nominated for Best Actress again!

Meryl: Oh, stop it! You know I'll be back next year.

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJose

Julia - " You're GOING to go supporting so I can have a CHANCE !!!! it's been 13 YEARS since Erin Brockovich !!!!!

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterLola

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY MARY REILLY ACCENTS! YOU KNOW I CAN'T DO THEM AS GOOD AS YOU!!!

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterAaron

I'm the bigger box office draw! You're a pasty old hag on her deathbed, I'm the marquee! Everybody knows... ( I may have stolen that from Michele Weinberg - disqualified?)

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterBen

I love you and you're totally the lead. Now take another pill and go to bed until awards season ends.

I said GO TO BED!!!

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterPeggy Sue

Julia: Tell them to remake Death Becomes Her and I want to be Madeline.

Meryl: I won't do it I tell you. I won't let you touch that movie.

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterjazz

Not added dialogue but if all professional wrestling was Oscar-winning actresses duking it out in living rooms I wouldn't watch anything else.

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJJ'sDiner

Let go of me, Julia, I'm trying *ACT* this cigarette!

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterSan FranCinema

For the first picture:

Meryl:"I'm practising my gracious loser face".
[Julia hugs]
"I'm not losing to you, dear, don't worry".

For the second picture:

"TAKE A BREAK. You're killing it for the rest of us. Poor Margo has to do television. TELEVISION, Mary Louise".

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJorge Rodrigues

First picture:

Roberts (under her breath): This is MY Oscar clip, you'd better keep it low.

Second picture:

Roberts (out of control, screaming) : I told her it was MY clip, Ewan, you were here. You've seen her, doing it again.


PS: I know, the second picture calls for something different, but I wanted to put Ewan McGregor in the conversation, literally.

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered Commenteriggy

First picture:
"I'm sorry for asking Harvey to tell you to go supporting since I wanted lead"
"That's ok because that oprah is not beating me"

Second picture:
"Meryl you were supposed to be nominated in supporting why did _________ announce your name in lead"
"It's not my fault, blame the academy or Harvey"

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterEoin Daly

Bottom image:

"PLEASE, PLEASE, let's make EAT PRAY LOVE 2: Lesbian Experience together. I'll let you be the girly one and I'll be the butch."

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJay

Julia to Meryl (first still): "Quiet now. Let us meld into one and together we will stomp the throats of Cate, Sandra, and those other bitches."

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterLiz

First: J: "You were right all this time, Mom. I really can see the tip of my nose if I look down often enough."

Second: "Ewan McGregor wants me, Mom. ME!"
(My train of thought got the better of me perhaps.)

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterFlickah

First Photo:
Meryl: Kathy Bates should not have beaten us in 1990.
Julia: I know, honey...I know.

Second Photo (Moments Later):
Meryl: I was the BEST!
Julia: *I* should have beaten Kathy! YOU ALREADY HAD TWO!

(Actually how I feel. They consistently duke it out for one and two in my head for that race that year).

Top image: "Viola sends her love."

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterbrookesboy

Pic 1. Julia to herself."I'm inches from a choke hold and it would be over before she knew it."

Pic 2. Julia to Meryl: "I wanted to be the Witch! I wanted to be the Witch!"

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterHenry

Pretentious you can eat a big fat rubbery one. Bates is forever a Best Actress, unfortunately so is Jennifer Lawrence.

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered Commenter3rtful

(first scene)
Julia: I'm sorry Meryl are you feeling bad for winning your third Oscar for such a terrible movie? Boo hoo.
Meryl: Thanks sweetie, "The Iron Lady" might not be my best, certainly not as great as your... you know Julia I can't even remember the last movie you were in.
(second scene)
Julia: IT WAS "MIRROR, MIRROR" AND IT WAS FUCKING DELIGHTFUL!!!

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterEnrico Palazzo

- Meryl (crying inconsolably): Me? Supporting?!

- Julia (whispering some comfort): You should never have listened to Harvey. Big mistake. Big... Huge!

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterCarlos

Top image
Meryl: Dead Man Walking? Dead Man Walking!?! WTF!!!

Bottom picture
Julia: Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to? Why can't you treat me like I would be treated by any stranger on the street?
Meryl: Because I am not one of your fans!

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterPaul Outlaw

Pic 1: Julia stands in for Rapunzel as Meryl rehearses the "Stay with Me" number from Into the Woods.

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterEvan

Juilia: Meryl, Meryl, come back to lead!

Meryl: It's not me, Julia!

Julia: Harvey?

Meryl: Harvey.

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterEvan

FIRST IMAGE:
Meryl:
"That Harvey! That horrid man! He's pushing me to go supporting. Then half the voters will put me down as lead and the other half will vote supporting! I don't want to be left out altogether! You bitch! You put him up to this!"

SECOND IMAGE:
Julia:
"And what if I did? I... WANT... A SECOND... OSCAR! Live with it!"

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMarcos

First photo: Meryl babe, let it go, three is the new four.

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterDave in Alamitos Beach

I'm lead... (slap) I'm supporting (slap) I'm lead (slap) I'm supporting (slap) I'm lead and I'm supporting !!!!

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterCCA

First Picture:

Julia -- Nothing's gonna harm you. Not while I'm around. No one's gonna hurt you. No one's gonna dare...


Second Picture:

Julia -- WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING LEAD?!

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterDavide

I'm campaigning for brookesboy. "Viola sends her love" made laught, made me cry, so emotional. brookesboy wins!

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered Commentermurtada

Julia: Please be supporting, please, please
Meryl: Fine, just let me go.

--------

Julia: You said you'll be supporting AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Meryl: It's not my fault the critics aren't blind BITCH!

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJackson

First still :

JULIA : Can I win a lead one just like Nicole ?

MERYL : Julia, it was different. This time I have the showiest part.

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMike

Meryl: No really, Julia. It's fine. Getting a fourth would be **too soon**, especially when I waited so long after my third.

Julia: Thank you so much! It means so much to me.

Meryl: Enjoy the company of the Hilary Swanks of Oscar history if you win, dear. That is, of course, if the awards bodies even for a minute think Violet Weston is a supporting role. Deanna Dunagan **did** beat Amy Morton for the Leading Actress Tony, you know? Remember your time on the Broadway stage, dear?

**claws out** Transition to the next scene.

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterCMG

First: I love the smell of moth balls in the morning!

Second: For the last time, LEAVE EWAN'S TIE SIZE ALONE!

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMr. Goodbar

First
Meryl: oh Julia, honey, that's too tight. That's too tight! You're cutting off my circulation!
Julia: this is for Susan, Jessica, Diane, Sigourney and other 50+ actresses. Choke on your catfish.
Second
Julia: I THOUGHT I VANQUISHED YOU! WHY ARE YOU STILL IN THE RACE?!
Margo: yeah, kill her.

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterNewfolder

Second:

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, PEOPLE LIKE SANDRA BULLOCK MORE?"


First:

"Meryl, at last we'll both get a box office hit after such long time!"
"Julia, have you been in Hollywood these last ten years? Everything I do is a hit. Whereas you..."

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterTim

First
Julia: I am asking you politely. Demote yourself!
Meryl: Ha. You'll have to kill me first.

Second
Julia: Say good bye mama. This is your last day.
Margo: There goes my best chance to win that Oscar.
Ewan: Ladies, stop and put yourselves in my position. I haven't been nominated even once. And that Waltz guy has two.
Julianne: Why won't somebody notice me already and cast me in a Shirley MacLaine biopic?
Meryl: Do it it already, Ms Julia. Killing me will only elevate me in their eyes. Remember Heath and Peter Finch. Hello Oscar number 4! (doing Ursula from The Little Mermaid impression)

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterdela

Moving on to the second image.

Julianne Nicholson air bubble:

UGH, DO I **REALLY** WANT TO DEAL WITH MERYL OR JULIA IN SUPPORTING?????? MY ROLE'S IMPORTANT TOO! WHY CAN'T HARVEY GO FOR THE ALL ABOUT EVE RECORD IN ACTING NOMINATIONS?

Margo Martindale air bubble:

THIS IS ALL GETTING A LITTLE TOO STRANGE. MERYL DECIDES TO LOOK LIKE ME, ESSENTIALLY PLAY VIOLET THE WAY I WOULD'VE PLAYED HER, SINCE I WOULD'VE BEEN A PERFECT VIOLET WESTON, AND NOW I AM WONDERING IF I WOULD BE IN THE EXACT SAME POSITION IN FIGHTING WITH JULIA. YEP, I'M WEIRDED OUT BY THIS.

Ewan McGregor air bubble:

EVEN THOUGH I'LL ALWAYS BE TEAM NICOLE, THIS HAS GOT TO STOP!!!! ESPECIALLY SINCE ALL OF THIS ACTRESS-ING IS TAKING AWAY FROM ANY POTENTIAL BUZZ ABOUT MY ROLE!!! I WANT A NOD!

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterCMG

First image:

*Thinking* So this is what it feels like to touch a talented actress...

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMDA

Second Image:

"I'M RUNNING THINGS NOW!"

I will never be able to not think those words when looking at a picture of what is that scene. It's too perfect to come up with anything else.

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterAlan

First still:

Julia (thought bubble): There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me, 'keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

Meryl (with Brando/Kurtz accent): "The whore. The whore..."

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterdavide

Second still:

Julia (screaming):  It used to be about trying to do something!!! Now it's about trying to be someone!!!!!!

August 21, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterdavide

Erin Choke-a-bitch.

August 22, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMareko

C-H-O-K-A-B-I-T-C-H. I want him to call me...it's as simple as that.

August 22, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMareko

First still:

Julia: Just reminding you that I boned Lyle Lovett once upon a time.

August 22, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterBeau

First pic

"Every time I smile at you across the room or we run into each other at a luncheon or I welcome you into my home? Let that smile be a reminder of just how much I despise you. And every time I hug you? The warmth you feel is my hatred burning through.”

Second

"It's the power of Christ. The power of Christ compels you!"

August 22, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMichael p

Pic 1:
Julia: Oh, Meryl, it has been an amazing experience to work alongside such a talented actress...
Meryl: Thank you, Julia. You are also very talented, even when you are not able to imitate an accent. I watched you in 'Mary Reilly' and 'Michael Collins', and I think...

Pic 2:
Julia: Stop making fun of my accents, bitch! You are only a good imitator, but I have the charisma! I HAVE CHARISMA!

August 22, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterbonobo

MDA for the win.

August 22, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterdela

First image
Julia: No need to feel guilty, sweetie. We all know Viola should have won two years ago.

Second image
Julia: I told you to stop calling me ANNE HATHAWAY!!!
Julianne: And I thought Chris Noth was a diva. The worst he did on the "Law and Order: Criminal Intent" set was throw a drink in my face.
Margo: Stop your whining. That b*tch Timothy Olyphant threatened to beat me with my own Emmy.
Ewan: I just want someone to notice me!

August 22, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterTroy H.

#1st pic
Julia: Mike (Nichols) will be so happy watching his two favourite actresses working together...
Meryl: Yes darling. Mike is so great... I got two Oscar nominations working with him. And you darling?
#2nd pic
Julia: I should have been nominee with Closer!!! I deserved it!!!!

August 22, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterAugust
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