Cinema Swimwear: Mildred Pierce
Friday, August 9, 2013 at 2:22PM This summer The Film Experience is launching its own swimwear line! *not really
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larger viewThe Two-Piece Pierce
★★★★★ - 6 Reviews
Color
Only available in matron white
Size
Only available in small
Product Details
Buttoned-up, hard-working, unappreciated single mother/entrepeneur by day? Wardrobe Master Milo Anderson brings you this little number to knock out your unsuspecting suitor when he brings you to his beach house. Our luxurious men's-style cover-up (sold separately) will keep your still-slim dancer's body comfortable while lulling him into submission, until that moment when it comes off and.. BAM!
Just don't expect a whistle. He'll need a police siren to show his affection for your body in this!
Price
Bill it to your wealthy trust-fund paramour
Estimated Arrival
...In fact, he probably already has one waiting at his beach house!
Details and Care
Matching swim cap also available! Order Now! This flirty, feminine two-piece is sexy enough or him and lady-like enough for you. Just don't let your teenage daughter grab hold of it... who knows what might happen?
Reader Comments (8)
Matron white? What the hell is that and how does that differ from the white that Elizabeth Taylor wore in Suddenly Last Summer?
it doesn't. blame not denny. i added the "matron" because when i think of mildred i think of MOMMIE DEAREST (not the film) but Joan Crawford's great maternalness
Oh, that slap...
i could watch it all day. that gif is looping heaven
Gimme that gif! #crawfordfalldowngoboom
Ann Blyth slapping Crawford
vs
Winslet choking naked Evan Rachel Ward
It's a toss-up.
Evan Rachel WOOD, of course.
SERIOUSLY.
Great Moments in Cinema Slapping.