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Tuesday
Jul142015

Top 10 Gallery: Celebrities Licking Things They Shouldn't

Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie) got people when she surfaced in the Suicide Squad trailer. She also surely got the germ-phobic gagging.

TEN THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T LICK

10. Prison bars. 

nine more after the jump

09. Sledgehammers*

*unless they've just smashed something delicious

08. Your costumes. The whole wardrobe department touches those.

 

07. Donuts that don't belong to you.

 

06. Dog Tongue. Save that for your spouse. #LoveWins

 

05a The Floor. Even if you are a vampire and there happens to be blood there. 

(05b If you must eat from the floor use proper etiquette)

04. Kyle Maclachlan. You don't know where he's been! 

 

03. Killer Joe's Fried Chicken. (Poor Gina Gershon, starring in two of these entries) 

 

02. Stripper Poles. 

01. (I can't even type it.) Filth is her life!

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Reader Comments (17)

Good one, Nathaniel. :)
But: The Dressmaker trailer!

July 14, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterJames T

That Killer Joe scene 😷

July 14, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterAdam

That Killer Joe scene 😷

July 14, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterAdam

The Number One Thing That You Shouldn't Lick: https://youtu.be/XwGrj4U7KT8?t=54s

July 14, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterConMan

I looove Michelle licking herself. Beyond words.

July 14, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterPeggy Sue

Yes to The Dressmaker trailer! I'm intrigued to see what you thought.

July 14, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterTaytayholiday

Lord ain't that the truth about nasty ole Kyle! SMH.

July 14, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterDorian

Girl, you are crazy.

July 14, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterNick Davis

Nick -- guilty.

July 14, 2015 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R

Lena Headey as Cersei Lannister licks the stone floor of her dungeon cell in the just-ended season of GOT.

July 14, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterSan FranCinema

Adam, that movie always makes me hungry for fried chicken.

July 14, 2015 | Unregistered Commenterbrookesboy

San FranCinema: EWWWWWWWWWWWW! At least the pictures he used were both eating/licking from easy to clean marble.

July 14, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterVolvagia

All this talk about busting Batman makes me feel all ... dirty. Maybe I'll just take a bath right here.

July 14, 2015 | Unregistered Commenterjakey

Killer Joe.... oh, that scene is fucking brutal. Matthew McConaughey's scariest moment.

July 14, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterSteven

I LOL'd hard at the inclusion of Ariana Grande.

Honestly the dumbest news story I've heard all year.

July 14, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterAndrew

Volvagia: she was really thirsty.

July 15, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterSan FranCinema

Ha ha, poor Gina....always having to lick things she shouldn't!

September 22, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterTamin63
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