Beauty vs Beast: The Original Maze Runner
Monday, June 27, 2016 at 5:00PM Jason from MNPP here using the ocassion of another's week's "Beauty vs Beast" to give good goblin love to one of our favorite 80s kid's movies: Jim Henson's Labyrinth is turning 30 today! The film was released on June 27th 1986, and to folks my age it became pretty much an instant classic. Labyrinth tells a tale as old as time - girl babysits, girl wishes baby away to David Bowie, David Bowie's innappropriate bulge mesmerizes an eight-year-old me, so on and so forth. What's not to love? I saw Jennifer Connolly on the subway once and it took all the restraint inside of me not to yell, "Your mother is a fraggin' aardvark!" at her.
PREVIOUSLY It was the start of the endless summer season last week so what better way to 'celebrate" than by looking back at the romantic-comedy that dragged it out to (500) Days - in the end it was the dancing charms of Joseph Gordon-Levitt that won your heart (at least for a few months anyway) with 57% of the vote. Said Noecitos:
"Team Tom! If only because of the inspired fanfic writers who paired him with Tom Hardy's character in Warrior."
Reader Comments (5)
Those tights are not a con.
i have never ever understood the appeal of this movie. so i'm an outlier but you can't not vote Bowie, inappropriate codpiece or not
Goblin King of course. Who would I be as a fan if I vote against Jareth?
The tights are most definitely not a con.
I knew my tights diss would be controversial, but I stand by it.