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Thursday
Oct262017

Would you rather?

It's our silly time-wasting celebrity fantasies game. Would you rather...

...wear bugs on your head with Rossy de Palma?
... shave your beard off with Gerard Butler?
...make pasta with Luca Pasqualino?
... indulge in some soapy nostalgia with Topher Grace?
...eat bananas (publicly!) with Gabby Sidibe?
... cosplay The Shining with Pandora Boxx?
...catch a beauty treatment in an airport lounge with Diane Kruger?
...see a movie in 4DX seats with Leonardo Nam?
...share an ice cream cone with Shailene Woodley?

Picture are after the jump to help you decide. 

 

The shave in action. Consider myself trimmed, finally.

A post shared by Gerard Butler (@gerardbutler) on Oct 23, 2017 at 5:04pm PDT

Pasta and Mates #worldpastaday

A post shared by Luke Pasqualino (@lucapasqualino) on Oct 25, 2017 at 8:33am PDT

Check out this cool bar of soap I found. #paperstreetsoapcompany

A post shared by Topher Grace (@tophergrace) on Oct 24, 2017 at 10:30am PDT

Just out here conquering my fear of publicly eating bananas. πŸ…πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†

A post shared by Gabby Sidibe πŸ‘ΈπŸΏ (@gabby3shabby) on Oct 25, 2017 at 6:46am PDT

 

Channeling Wendy Torrance from The Shining. #helloimshelleyduvall #theshining #halloween #redrum

A post shared by Pandora Boxx (@pandoraboxx) on Oct 24, 2017 at 10:17pm PDT

@akkleini this ones for you baby.

A post shared by shailene woodley (@shailenewoodley) on Oct 24, 2017 at 2:47am PDT

 

 

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Reader Comments (14)

Wear a bug's head with Rossy de Palma and ask why she hasn't gotten any offers to do any good American films while do cosplay with Pandora Boxx.

Personally, I would like to punch Gerard Buttwad for being an insufferable twat.

October 26, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterthevoid99

I never turn down ice cream. Miss Woodley and I can talk in between licks.
And then throw the cones st Gerard Butler for being insufferable.

October 26, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterTom

Pasta with Luca, but I love movies so seeing a movie with Leonardo would be awesome too. I don't even know what 4DX is.

October 26, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterRaul

Ice cream while wearing a bug on my Head getting a facial treatment.

October 26, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterAmanda

i would not be at all surprised if that was the photo on rossy's driver's license

October 26, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterpar

I love Rossy de Palma; she's our Isabella Blow.

Gerard Butler is not aging well (and his films are aging even more poorly!). Diane Kruger and Gabby Sidibe, meanwhile, look fresh and fierce as a daisy.

Luca Pasqualino it is then. Yum.

October 26, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMareko

Pasta with Luca, no contest.

But I love the Rossy/Isabella Blow comparison.

October 26, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterScottC

Can we have video only Would You Rather's from on now? They're so much more interesting.

October 26, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterbeyaccount

I think Gerard looks better without that beard, so he shouldn't lament so much

October 27, 2017 | Unregistered Commentermirko

I was about to pick Rossy til I saw Gabby. Love that girl.

October 27, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterAna

I'm pretty sure that hanging out with Gabby would be the gift that keeps on giving.

October 27, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterTroy H.

I prefer ice cream to bananas, but Gabby seems a lot more fun than Shailene.

October 27, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSuzanne

Eat pasta with Luca then go to the movies with Leonardo

MMinDC

October 27, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMM in DC

i would rather do anything with Gerard Butler than any of you rude bullying hateful twats. my gran tried to teach me if you cannae say sommit nice, shut the F*** UP and walk away. i guess i didn't learn or you monsters are so nefariously vitreous i need to fight back. you are the reason there are terrorist. you are they!!!!

October 27, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterlyndell netherton
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