Tweetweek: Dull Iron Fist, Immortal Keanu Reeves, Gay LeFou
Saturday, March 18, 2017 at 12:00PM
MARVEL NETFLIX SHOWS RANKED:
— Chris Evangelista (@cevangelista413) March 17, 2017
1. JESSICA JONES
2. Eh I guess the others are sort of watchable?.
3. Fireplace For Your Home
4. Iron Fist
So, people weren't kidding about Iron Fist. It is T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E. The pilot never would have been picked up in a normal TV world. More amusing tweets of the week after the jump covering a multitude of topics including but not limited to: Big Little Lies, Tom Lenk's hawt red carpet recreations (I can't believe we haven't yet featured these) and The Matrix Rebooting...
Hi @HBO- does your store carry the Nicole Kidman nightgown/robe/wig combo from Big Little Lies? Would buy!!!
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) March 15, 2017
the good thing about a matrix remake is they can just cast Keanu Reeves again pic.twitter.com/Fnw0eYUEDK
— Scott Madin (@ScottMadin) March 15, 2017
Surely Ryan Gosling is old enough now for us to call him Ryan Goose.
— Keith Calder (@keithcalder) March 16, 2017
When you LEWK HAWT on the #redcarpet but you hungry AF pic.twitter.com/9JpJgjw9cz
— Tom Lenk (@tomlenk) March 6, 2017
I don't know what the "gay LeFou moment" will be but if it's just a gay dude thirsting over a muscle daddy I can just watch that on Twitter
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 17, 2017
The LeFou stuff in BEAUTY & THE BEAST is exactly the kind of throwaway gay joke Hollywood's always churned out, just without the gay panic.
— Glen Weldon (@ghweldon) March 16, 2017
Oh hey. pic.twitter.com/S5rODLrF6N
— Clay of the Wild (@schmvngpctrs) March 14, 2017
don't you ever just remember that cate blanchett has had rooney mara's nipple in her mouth and it's documented for the entire world to see
— z (@rossmundpike) March 14, 2017
The one enduring memory you will have of Iron Fist is feeling utterly confident you could take Finn Jones barehanded
— Cormac (@Cormacaroni) March 18, 2017
and the award for Most Tone-Deaf Scene Transition goes to IRON FIST pic.twitter.com/cDmvpSRQXj
— Cam Damn Van Damne (@Lumetian) March 18, 2017
If beauty and the beast teaches us one thing, it's that looks don't matter... as long as you're a billionaire who owns a castle
— Greta (@GretaQuina79) March 18, 2017
They should release Merchant-Ivory movies in 4DX. They spray you with water at A ROOM WITH A VIEW and shake seats when it gets emotional.
— Odie Henderson (@odienator) March 12, 2017
You'll never be as cool as young Winona Ryder wearing a Tom Waits shirt pic.twitter.com/m4ysPu7XSO
— Chris Evangelista (@cevangelista413) March 18, 2017
The worst thing about all these "best movie of every year I was alive" lists is finding out how young some of you motherfuckers are
— Jason Bailey (@jasondashbailey) March 16, 2017
Catherine Deneuve RAVED Annette Bening in 20th Century Women on France Inter yesterday (& didn't understand why she wasn't Oscar nominated)
— Cédric Succivalli (@OnTheCroisette) March 17, 2017
We always knew Catherine Deneuve had great taste. Just look at her filmography for proof!
Finis
Catherine Deneuve, Iron Fist, Josh Gad, Keanu Reeves, LGBT, Marvel, Netflix, Twitter, Winona Ryder
Reader Comments (1)
Deneuve was right. Also frustrating that had Bening OR Adams been nominated they would have won. Stone was terrific in La La Land but was not Oscar worthy. She won by default IMO.