MARVEL NETFLIX SHOWS RANKED:— Chris Evangelista (@cevangelista413) March 17, 2017
1. JESSICA JONES
2. Eh I guess the others are sort of watchable?.
3. Fireplace For Your Home
4. Iron Fist
So, people weren't kidding about Iron Fist. It is T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E. The pilot never would have been picked up in a normal TV world. More amusing tweets of the week after the jump covering a multitude of topics including but not limited to: Big Little Lies, Tom Lenk's hawt red carpet recreations (I can't believe we haven't yet featured these) and The Matrix Rebooting...
Hi @HBO- does your store carry the Nicole Kidman nightgown/robe/wig combo from Big Little Lies? Would buy!!!— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) March 15, 2017
the good thing about a matrix remake is they can just cast Keanu Reeves again pic.twitter.com/Fnw0eYUEDK— Scott Madin (@ScottMadin) March 15, 2017
Surely Ryan Gosling is old enough now for us to call him Ryan Goose.— Keith Calder (@keithcalder) March 16, 2017
I don't know what the "gay LeFou moment" will be but if it's just a gay dude thirsting over a muscle daddy I can just watch that on Twitter— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 17, 2017
The LeFou stuff in BEAUTY & THE BEAST is exactly the kind of throwaway gay joke Hollywood's always churned out, just without the gay panic.— Glen Weldon (@ghweldon) March 16, 2017
Oh hey. pic.twitter.com/S5rODLrF6N— Clay of the Wild (@schmvngpctrs) March 14, 2017
don't you ever just remember that cate blanchett has had rooney mara's nipple in her mouth and it's documented for the entire world to see— z (@rossmundpike) March 14, 2017
The one enduring memory you will have of Iron Fist is feeling utterly confident you could take Finn Jones barehanded— Cormac (@Cormacaroni) March 18, 2017
and the award for Most Tone-Deaf Scene Transition goes to IRON FIST pic.twitter.com/cDmvpSRQXj— Cam Damn Van Damne (@Lumetian) March 18, 2017
If beauty and the beast teaches us one thing, it's that looks don't matter... as long as you're a billionaire who owns a castle— Greta (@GretaQuina79) March 18, 2017
They should release Merchant-Ivory movies in 4DX. They spray you with water at A ROOM WITH A VIEW and shake seats when it gets emotional.— Odie Henderson (@odienator) March 12, 2017
You'll never be as cool as young Winona Ryder wearing a Tom Waits shirt pic.twitter.com/m4ysPu7XSO— Chris Evangelista (@cevangelista413) March 18, 2017
The worst thing about all these "best movie of every year I was alive" lists is finding out how young some of you motherfuckers are— Jason Bailey (@jasondashbailey) March 16, 2017
Catherine Deneuve RAVED Annette Bening in 20th Century Women on France Inter yesterday (& didn't understand why she wasn't Oscar nominated)— Cédric Succivalli (@OnTheCroisette) March 17, 2017
We always knew Catherine Deneuve had great taste. Just look at her filmography for proof!