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would you rather...?

a silly game in which we fantasize about hanging with celebrities. So would you rather?

...fiddle around with Kate Beckinsale's gusset?
...hot tub it with Tom Holland and his BFF?
... dive into the Red Sea with Tom Cullen?
...drop dead on Fire Island with Matthew Wilkas?
...rock climb with Jesse Bradford?
...reminiscing about that play you were in in college with Garret Dillahunt?
...get a facial with Madonna?
...go see Hamlet with Laura Dern?

photos after the jump to help you decide. Do tell us which you'd choose!


Who needs a gym when you have a hot tub #restday @hazosterfield

A post shared by ✌️ (@tomholland2013) on Aug 7, 2017 at 10:46pm PDT



Diving into Monday liiiiiiiike #onlywayisdown πŸ“Έ: @tatianamaslany

A post shared by Tom Cullen (@tom_cullen) on Aug 7, 2017 at 8:28am PDT



Came to Fire Island for the weekend and I'm already dead. Literally dead. Gus is posting this.

A post shared by Matthew Wilkas (@mwilkas) on Aug 4, 2017 at 5:49pm PDT


A post shared by @jessebradford on Aug 3, 2017 at 7:38am PDT

Masterpiece. So amazed by my buddy!

A post shared by @lauradern on Aug 7, 2017 at 1:47pm PDT




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Reader Comments (15)

I suppose I could sacrifice an afternoon ...hot tub it with Tom Holland and his BFF!!!

August 9, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJoe (UK)

As a straight man, this is an easy choice

August 9, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBen

Laura Dern should be hors-concours. She will always gonna win!

August 9, 2017 | Unregistered Commentercal roth

Spend the day swimming in the Red Sea. Clean up for an evening at Hamlet with Dern. Unwind with Tom in the hot tub.

August 9, 2017 | Unregistered Commentercatbaskets

Duh, go see Hamlet with Laura Dern *and* Oscar Isaac.

August 9, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMareko

catbaskets has the right idea here. Though instead of swimming the Red Sea, I'd rock climb with Jesse before Hamlet with Dern/hot tub with Holland.

August 9, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterRyan T.

I would do ANYTHING with Laura Dern. I'd even watch a Christopher Nolan movie if she asked.

August 9, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterBrad

Tom Cullen. (Though I'm assuming Tatiana Maslaney took that photo.)

August 9, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJames from Ames

Ah yes, Harrison, Tom's "BFF." Looking forward to their wedding photos.

August 9, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterSean D

Hang out with Jesse Bradford who should make more movies...

August 9, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterJaragon

Go see Hamlet w/ Laura Dern & Oscar Isaac and then hang out w/ Tom Holland in his hot tub. I'm so gay for him.

August 9, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterthevoid99

Definitely go see Hamlet with Laura, followed by a relaxing hot tub with Tom, naturally.

That Matt Wilkas photo annoys the shit outta me. If somebody demanded we all move just so they could take an Instagram photo, I'd be like "this isn't the New York subway and it is not showtime, folks." Ugh. I would hate to be friends with somebody who constantly asks you to take pictures of them.

August 9, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterGlenn Dunks

I'd prefer to climb on Jesse Bradford's rock.

Alternately, to dive into Tom Cullen.

August 9, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterUnsavory

I'd hot tub it with Tom Holland.

August 10, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

Man, this was a hard one. So many good choices. I've had a crush on Jesse Bradford since "King of the Hill," so I'll choose him, but Tom Cullen is another crush. Ugh!

August 10, 2017 | Unregistered CommenterRaul

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