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Monday
Dec242018

62 days until the Oscars

On this countdown occasion, the role of Best Actress 1962 will be played by Miss Anne Bancroft "Dear Joan," Miss Joan Crawford.

If Gaga or Glenn go absent in 62 days who should they have thank them for the gold? 

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Doris Day

December 24, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJames from Ames

I think Glenn should have Madonna accept if she beats Gaga ;)

December 24, 2018 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R

What a lineup for BA 1962!

December 24, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJamie

Gaga should have Patti LuPone accept on her behalf.

December 24, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSuzanne

The ghosts of Irene Dunne, Deborah Kerr, & Thelma Ritter should show up to accept if Glenn doesn't attend, so all four of them can have their moments in the sun.

December 24, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJohn T

Cher on behalf of either of the two.

December 24, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterPaul

Olivia Colman should have Claire Foy accept as her younger self.

Ke$ha for Gaga (though it won't happen).

Keanu Reeves for Glenn.

Or Toni Collette just accepts for herself in the character of Muriel would be pretty fab.

December 24, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBruno

Barbra Streisand should accept for Lady Gaga and Meryl Streep for Glenn Close.

December 24, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMarcos

What was it La Joan was about to say when she switched to « Miss Bancroft »? Am I the only one to hear the beginning of « miss Crawford »?

December 24, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterStéphane

Madonna! You just made my day NATHANIEL R!!

December 24, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterDan H.

Michelle Pfeiffer for Glenn Close with a meow on The Speech.

Judy Garland ghost for Lady Gaga. Or Liza Minelli.

December 24, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJon

Bruno - Claire Foy. Brilliant!

December 24, 2018 | Registered CommenterNATHANIEL R

Meryl Streep should accept Gaga's Oscar if she doesn't show up.

December 24, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterDg

If McCarthy wins and isn't there could we get Kristen Wiig and Rose Byrne to accept it.

December 24, 2018 | Unregistered Commentermarkgordonuk

I agree with Nathaniel - Madonna in Glenn’s DANGEROUS LIASIONS dress she wore for “Vogue” at the 1990 VMAs, and she makes a joke about being “reductive.”

December 24, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterRyan Crowe

Amy Adams should accept if Glenn Close doesn't attend and Janelle Monae instead of Lady Gaga

December 24, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterCésar Gaytán

What an incredible list! I've never seen Days of Wine and Roses, but Sweet Bird of Youth is maybe my favorite Geraldine Page screen performance of all time (so far), Anne Bancroft was obviously iconic in The Miracle Worker, Bette Davis was equally as iconic in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, and then one of the Hepburn greats on top of it?

Obviously my choice would be Page but with a list like this, who would be displeased with the outcome?

Crawford for Davis, that's who.

December 24, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterDavid S.

Lol I’ve always wondered what Glenn thinks about having the distinction of being the only person that has lost TWO different Golden Globes to Madonna.

December 24, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterCharlea

She is a BITCH

December 24, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterIBEATMERYL
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