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« Soundtracking: White Christmas | Main | Looking back at 2019 Filmmaker Interviews »
Wednesday
Dec252019

Seven Stocking Stuffers!

Our year in review continues. A new list daily.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HANUKKAH, HAPPY KWANZAA to our beloved readers! 

For this festive morning of gift-giving, here's a list of some treasures from this year's movies that would make some lucky recipient smile from ear to ear. Which of these 7 would you most want to kiss Santa Claus for stuffing in your stocking this morning? Do tell in the comments.

(We wanted to include JLo's Hustlers fur or Tom Mercier's mustard Synonyms coat but we've never seen a stocking big enough to include either so we decided clothing was not allowed for this particular list) 

The 'Scholar's Rock' from Parasite. You'd have to be more careful with it than the Kims were but it did bring them sudden success as advertised. 

• A Sith wayfinder from Rise of SkywalkerThey are very rare so they're valuable. Though why would you want to go to Exegol? What a (surreal) dump...  

The genie lamp from Aladdin. Three wishes would be great but they come with Will Smith in powder blue face paint and some tacky karaoke versions of Disney hits, so there's always a price. 

A pair of Us scissors. For arts and crafts, people, Arts and crafts! Not for stabbing, untethering, or performing face lifts in you bedroom mirror.

That wrestling instructions videotape from The Peanut Butter Falcon. We don't want it, personally, but you have to admit it would make a great white elephant gift at a party. 

The deed to that house in The Last Black Man in San Francisco. Although it would be difficult to keep it oneself with how much yearned for it.

The Soundtrack to Gloria Bell. All those 80s hits. Who doesn't love to sing along to Olivia's "A Little More Love" or twirl on the dancefloor to Laura Branigan's "Gloria"?

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE! HAVE A VERY MERRY DAY TODAY.  

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Reader Comments (10)

Merry Christmas 🎄!

December 25, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterPedro

Nothing of these, only Aaron Taylor Johnson's D. from A Million Little Pieces

December 25, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterPP

I would like a Rick Dalton signed movie poster from Operazione Dyn-o-Mite!

December 25, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMike C

Merry Xmas and Happy Holidays!🎄🎁

December 25, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJamie

Jennifer Lopez's fur coat is all I want for Christmas.

December 25, 2019 | Unregistered Commentermarkgordonuk

Merry Xmas and a wonderful holiday season!
from italian nr1 fan of TFE
rick

December 25, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterRick

Happy Holidays to the entire staff!!! Love Love Love!!!

December 25, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterForever1267

"Gloria", that song has now become a legend of its own with the St. Louis Blues making it their victory song.

December 25, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterthevoid99

Can I have the painting from PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE? It'd be most effective on my wall, for many reasons...

December 25, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterTravis C

Gift: Saoirse's Jo's Hair, Her One Beauty...

Recipent: Amy, of cos!

December 26, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterClaran
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