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Wednesday
Mar272019

Would you rather?

OMG. Did you hear that Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster are doing The Music Man on Broadway together for the 2020 season? Aaaaahhhhh how perfect. Anyway, since Hugh is on the brain (and seems to be getting younger !?!), it's time for another round of our celebrity-fantasy quick decision poll time ago (an excuse to share our fav instagram posts on the regular essentially). So, would you rather

... go falconing with Hugh?
... get your beard did with Rune Temte (Captain Marvel) in Oslo?
... reenact Lady & Tramp with Justin Theroux?
... reminisce about Natural Born Killers with Juliette Lewis?
... ice skate with Jonathan Van Ness?
... have a drink with Russell Tovey & Andrew Scott?  
... ride camels with Sandy Powell?
... chopper to an island for fine snail delicacies with Michelle Yeoh?
... dunk your hair in the pool with Tracee Ellis Ross? 

Pictures are after the jump to help you decide.

incredible evening in the Dubai desert #Summer #falcon

Getting me and my beard ready for some Captain Marvel press at home in Norway with one of my lovely hairstylists Svetlana. Thanks to my glam squad: Svetlana, Ella and Siste - you’re the best!

Date Night at the Waverly... Lady and Tramp-ing. 🍝 
#adoptdontshop 
#pitbull

#MalloryMonday Little story -The two lines people quote the most to me were improvised- starting with- “Are you flirting with me?” It was written as he starts trying to dance with her interrupting her peace- then she gets pissed-assaults him. I liked the idea of her taunting him at first with that line- and making fun of all that bullshit chauvinist objectification-and then the ultimate after she kicks ihis ass- “How sexy am I now fucker?” Not gonna lie this is straight off the cuff JL- and expression of my pent-up rage having grown up in this predatory society as a small female...

Good things come to those who wait & get up at 5 am to skate before press day queens ⛸⛸ #jvnskates


These bitches #betrayal

When in #doha 

Yes it is and I did it!! Snails only on aisle of Pines!! 


MY HAIR IS DIRTAY ~ swim time (thank goodness it’s only me in this pool)

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Reader Comments (21)

From a perspective of what would bring one pure JOY, the answer is always Tracee Ellis Ross. Can't wait to see her get a big screen breakthrough. All these options are pretty nifty in their own right though. Can I rotate?

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterVal

Can I pick all of them? Although Tracee seems like an absolute blast and would love to have a pool day with her!

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterAaron

Beard done with Rune Temte, by my boyfriend, who happens to be a barber. Thank you, so much. ;-)

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJesus Alonso

drinking with andrew scott, russell tovey and dino fetscher - hopefully one of them would be drunk enough...?

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterpar

I’ll stay home and watch Tracee and Jonathan on loop. I don’t think there are other ways to swim and skate, are there?

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered Commentercatbaskets

Hanging with Hugh puts you in the same boat as Ivanka and Jared. Pass.

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterEw Michelle.

I haven't even seen a single episode of Queer Eye, but I'm going with JVN just for the love of figure skating. <3

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterCarlos

Ho fuckoning Jackman for sure

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBrown Cow Stunning

Juliette all the way! One of the most underrated gem out there....

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterstjeans

Hugh and Sutton together, what bliss.

But having seen an excellent production of The Music Man last summer (at Stratford, Canada) no matter how much ingenuity you add, the Music Man is a dud. Offputting story, om pah pah music, rushed and unsatisfactory ending.

But Sutton and Hugh is a dream combination. I’d like to see them in a series of Thin Man like collaborations, but with music and dancing.

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered Commenteradri

definitely camels with sandy powell, then afterwards we could go swatching and i'd ask her what blanchett is like in fittings.

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterCharles O

Probably dinner with Justin Theroux and his pup, but I have to say: Tracee Ellis Ross looks incredible in a bikini. ;)

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterTyler

Sandy Powell seems really fun, and I would love to try a camel ride.

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterSuzanne

I'll bird dog with Hugh, please!

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterforever1267

Andrew Scott is so ridiculously attractive in Season 2 of Fleabag as The Priest, so if he liked ladies IRL, then yeah, him.

Tracee is my BFF in my head, so her, of course.

@Adri - I LOVE the idea of a Thin Man reboot with Hugh and Sutton. You are also so right about the Music Man being dead boring. And I was even in a production as Marian's Irish mother.

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterPam

@Pam - I’m sure you were the high point of the evening.

Although I have been remonstrated: “How can you not love the Wells Fargo Wagon? They sang it in Romy and Michelle!”

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered Commenteradri

Drink (and more) with Russell and his friends...in Tracee’s pool.

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterthefilmjunkie

Hang out w/ Juliette Lewis about NBK and wonder why Oliver Stone hasn't made a film as good as that one.

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered Commenterthevoid99

Fully agreed with Ew Michelle on Hugh Jackman. HARD pass on him and his complicit attitude towards all the evils Trump and his family have done. Used to be a big fan of Hugh's and now am fine to never see him again. Asshole

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterAdam

Social media is so vapid.

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterTF

I would do anything with Mr Tovey

March 27, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJaragon
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