Beauty vs Beast: Transylvania Time Warped
Monday, June 3, 2019 at 3:00PM Hello and Happy Monday, Jason from MNPP here with this week's much antici........pated edition of "Beauty vs Beast" -- since it's Pride Month I'm going to be glancing back at some of my favorite LGBT movies for the next four weeks! How merry and gay it will be. Today we're finding our sexy yet somewhat boring selves stalled on the side of the road on a dark and stormy night with just a strange castle astride a mountaintop ahead seen as refuge, and hey, they seem to be having some sort of a party inside...
PREVIOUSLY Twas Aladdin's time for the spotlight last go-round, and our animated hero soundly trounced the villanous Jafar (speaking of sneering homosexuals) with a fine upstanding and heterosexual 62% of your vote. Said Ryan T:
"This is TOUGH. Aladdin was like my Disney crush for THE LONGEST TIME but Jafar was like VILLAIN GOALS. In the end I went with Aladdin, because I just can't say no to those big brown eyes."
Reader Comments (9)
Brad and Janet are cute and everything, but Frank n Furter can create life. Iron Man has a million suits to jerk off too, but can he make people!?
Look, I like Dr. Frank-N-Furter just as much as the next square, but the cannibalism thing is a deal breaker. So Brad and Janet get my vote.
Fuck Susan Sarandon.
Levity: My vote was more for Brad than for Janet. Susan Sarandon has really shown her ass the last few years when it comes to politics.
Poor Brad and Janet. They have as much chance here vs. Frank-N-Furter as they did in the movie itself.
I’ll always have a soft spot for Susan Sarandon the actress.... however Susan Sarandon the person is fucking heinous!
i thought this was going to be a face off between frank and rocky and was embarrassed about how superficial i still am after all these years...
[tim curry was at least the equal of anyone - sans pacino - in the best actor line-up of '75]
Susan Sarandon can go fuck herself. Brad, meanwhile, can....get fucked.
I've only seem this movie once and I am still not sure what I was watching but Curray COMMITS to this role. Brad and Janet together aren't even half the character he is.