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Monday
May202019

Beauty vs Beast: Still I Think He's Rather Tasty

Jason Adams from MNPP, fully ready to admit that if you get me drunk enough and put me in front of a karaoke microphone I could sing to you any one of the songs from 1992's Aladdin without having to look at the words on the screen once. I don't know if that's what Disney had in mind but it is what it is and it is how I spent a hefty amount of my time, when I should have been studying, in college. I might not remember anything from that Geology class I was forced to take at nine in the morning but get outta the way when "A Whole New World" comes on. Anyway with Guy Ritchie's live-action version out this Friday, and a retrospective from Team Experience beginning tonight, what better time to "Beauty vs Beast" the original -- I'm shocked we haven't done this before honestly, since Aladdin's got one of Disney's greatest villains...

 

PREVIOUSLY A week ago we wished Sofia Coppola a happy birthday by looking back upon her last film Beguiled, and today we're minded what a fool's errand it is for us to ever face anybody off with Nicole Kidman -- even Colin Farrell's hotness couldn't muster up more than 29% against the queen Kidman. Said Ben:

"Miss Farnsworth is the only one who thinks primarily with her head instead of her heart. That's why the only logical thing to do was to cut off his leg, then kill him. Makes sense to me!"

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Reader Comments (4)

This is TOUGH. Aladdin was like my Disney crush for THE LONGEST TIME but Jafar was like VILLAIN GOALS. In the end I went with Aladdin, because I just can't say no to those big brown eyes.

May 20, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterRyan T.

But Jafar’s beard is so... twisted.

Someone made a Valentine’s Day card for that moment:
https://www.doodlecraftblog.com/2016/02/your-beard-is-sotwisted-aladdin.html?m=1

May 20, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBrevity

I was Jafar for Halloween and my neighbors had a stereo surround CD player and we listened to the Jafar Prince Ali reprise all the time.

May 20, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJakey

Jafar, because he is the subject of what is possibly Team Starkid's best musical, "Twisted: The Untold Story Of A Royal Vizier" Highly reccomended!
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-77cUxba-aA)

May 20, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterConnor
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