Best "Cats" Tweets
Friday, July 19, 2019 at 11:00PM 
We haven't shared a Twitter roundup in months so herewith, our favourite tweets on Cats.
It was so hard to choose y'all since the timeline has been Cats for like 24 hours. The trailer has already really inspired the silly. Hopefully the movie itself will prove just as worthwhile from a social media perspective...
15. Bleak
I hope that after civilization falls and humanity goes extinct, somehow the only evidence of our existence left for the aliens to find is the CATS trailer
— THE RUM TUM TUGGER IS A TOTAL SNACK (@thelindsayellis) July 19, 2019
14. Titus Andromedon forever
I encourage everyone to watch the UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT episode about CATS, which alleges the entire musical is improvised by attention-hungry actors on poppers
— Alison Herman (@aherman2006) July 18, 2019
13. good question
I don't know why you're all freaking out over miniature yet huge cats with human celebrity faces and sexy breasts performing a demented dream ballet for kids.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) July 18, 2019
12. plausible
"Did I... make this?" - Terry Gilliam watching the CATS trailer
— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) July 18, 2019
11. oh zaddy...
We really need to acknowledge the work Zootopia did to normalize hot, anthropomorphic cats in cinema. pic.twitter.com/wUIVvBxOsN
— Gabe Gonzalez (@gaybonez) July 19, 2019
10. while we have your attention...
THIS IS BOMBALURINA, THE ~FLIRTY~ CAT. PLEASE REMEMBER TO SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR CATS BECAUSE AN UNSPAYED FEMALE CAT CAN HAVE UP TO THREE LITTERS A YEAR AND HONESTLY, FUCK THAT NOISE pic.twitter.com/qjGCL2UddL
— Hannah Woodhead (@goodjobliz) July 19, 2019
09. probably, yeah
Cats watching humans pretending to be them in Cats (2019) pic.twitter.com/108i2tV6bN
— Joe Gunn (@joegunn) July 18, 2019
08. Tea with Dames... and Hot Takes
I am willing to pay money to see Maggie Smith tell Judi Dench what she thought of her performance in CATS.
— dilara elbir (@elbirdilara) July 19, 2019
07. No, shan't.
Imagine not bringing up Cats with absolutely every person you interact with today
— Marc (@MarcSnetiker) July 19, 2019
06. Here for any and all 20th Century Women content.
— Waiting for Little Women and The Laundromat (@ElSoderbergho) July 18, 2019
05. Expensive joke
me: okay so if the cats in Cats (2019) are cat-sized but look human, are the humans in Cats (2019) human-sized but look like cats? are the humans in Cats (2019) big smooth cats???
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) July 19, 2019
therapist: do you want to talk about how you latch onto media to avoid processing reality
me: no
04 It IS a very catchy song
TOUUUUUUCH MEEEEEE
— Butch Hussein Rosser (@reallybutch) July 19, 2019
IT'S SO EEEEEASY TO LEEEEEAVE MEEE
ALL ALONE WITH THE MEEEEMMMMORY
OF MY DAYS IN THE SUN pic.twitter.com/OIYpoo8vL2
03 unexpected real world repercussions
shaming my cat for not having visible breasts
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) July 18, 2019
02 Protect Judi Dench!
Judi Dench was supposed to be in the original production of CATS but her Achilles’ tendon was torn during rehearsal and I have always believed that this was God’s way of protecting her but now I know there is no God pic.twitter.com/hrIMStzWtN
— I Fall to Pretzels (@ManderLemon) July 19, 2019
01. Where is the lie?
People have paid more attention to "Cats" in the last 24 hours than cats have paid attention to people in history.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) July 19, 2019
Cats the Musical, Judi Dench, Twitter, cats
Reader Comments (7)
All Maggie Smith would say would be "Oh that's tacky. That's really tacky."
I am willing to pay money to see Maggie Smith tell Judi Dench what she thought of her performance in CATS.
"In the Harry Potter movies, my character transformed into a cat, but I never once tried to look like a cat."
If you think that a movie with singing/dancing cats is a bad idea after to watch the trailer, check the link below and you'll realize that your wrong
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4rrXR6n0RTY
If Maggie Smith channels her character from Gosford Park she would say " Don't worry none of us will go see it".
Stephen Colbert's tweet is the truth. *lol*
Looking at the grosses this morning, It seems they should have gone the "Lion King" route and made photorealistic cats in a naturalistic environment singing all those horrible songs.
I would love to be a fly on the wall for anything involving Maggie Smith ranting about Judi Dench in Cats.