Beauty Break: Ram's horns for our Aries readers
Saturday, March 21, 2020 at 7:00PM 
The Zodiac calendar begins today so for all of you Aries out there we salute you. Some notable Aries celebrities: Keira Knightley, Reese Witherspoon, Lady Gaga, Elton John, Jessica Chastain, David Oyelowo, and Ewan McGregor. So... pretty good company.
After the jump a beauty break of ram's horns in the movies. Rank them in terms of who makes you horniest?
Princess Ardala (Pam Hensley) in Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (1979)Remember Buck Rogers? Why is nothing campy from the 70s or earlier streaming anywhere?
Daniel Radcliffe in Horns (2013)
Has anyone actually ever seen this movie... or just looked at its many promotional stills?
Philoctetes (Danny DeVito) in Hercules (1997)
If a sense of humor is important to you.
Mr Agreus (David Gyasi) in "Carnival Row"Mr Agreus is master here.
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)Status symbol. He's an Oscar winner (of sorts). Plus very hypnotic scarring.
The Enchanter (John Cleese) in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)There are some who call him... Tim.
Black Phillip in The VVitch (2015)Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
Aughra in The Dark Crystal (1982)She can rock your (view of) the world in her planetarium.
Go ahead, rank 'em! Who do you lock horns with?
Reader Comments (9)
Angelina Jolie’s powerful Maleficent, former Queen of the Moors, is noticeably absent here.
these aren’t the horns you’re i’m looking for...
This is the craziest post in ages and I love it. I would vote for Tim Curry in Legend.
I'm going to put BUCK ROGERS in first place because I forgot it even existed but am delighted to be reminded of it.
Buck Rogers: Watch it as an adult and realize how insanely sexist it is.
Great list. Black Philip for the win! Wouldst thou like to live... deliciously?
Fun post! I had a big crush on Princess Ardala when I was a tot, so, her. I actually quite liked Horns, but yeah it seems maybe fewer than 100 people saw that.
Princess Ardala was one sexy sci-fi woman
@Cash. I'd rather not. I don't want my teen memories to be ruined. That was a pretty sexist era for all film and TV, yes?