Would you rather?
Sunday, July 5, 2020 at 8:14AM We haven't played our dumb instagram game in a while. So here are celeb pics we felt the need to share (*sharing is not endorsement). Would you rather...?
• barbecue with Yahya Abdul-Mateen II?
• take allergy teests with Mark Wahlberg?
• receive flowers with Nicole Kidman?
• have a comfort food moment with Pierre Png?
• play with Jai Courtney's puppy?
• spend hammock time (in the 50s) with Natalie Wood?
• find positive energy with Cynthia Erivo?
• cosplay woodland creatures with Amanda Seinfried
• make Alec Baldwin mow your lawn?
• snake charming with Elle Fanning?
• dance on a mini-tramp with Goldie Hawn?
• pretend you're at a private nightclub with Kate Beckinsale?
Pictures are after the jump to help you decide.
Tell ya lil friend she betta snatch me up!!! 🤣🤣👨🏾🍳 Quarantine Cookbook?? 🙋🏾♂️🙋🏾♀️🤔
It only took me 49 years to realize I'm allergice to almost everything. 🤢
Thanks for all the birthday love 💕🌸🎂
I don’t know what it is that makes me crave instant noodles every now and then🤷🏻♂️#comfortfood perhaps...#suppertime. Note: not a good habit to adopt please DO NOT follow!
doin time
Today we celebrate our country’s independence and the independent spirit of rebels like Natalie. She forged a path for actresses of her time and forward. She made this world a better place - and was cute too!
New month. New energy✨. Let’s slow down and pay attention to the beauty in the details. Let’s live, breathe, create, and act in the love and positivity we long for.
#fbf outtake from Tommy’s birthday bear-scare scavenger hunt. Special thanks to @elipowersfilm for capturing the footage and to @nashedgerton for the idea
My wife put the hearts on it.
What is it about a man pushing a lawnmower that makes him so damn irresistible?
@thegreathulu IS IN YOUR HOMES TO BINGE! (this snake was named Catherine for real)
"I mean.. I exited this woman 43 years ago and I am damn proud. If anyone’s wondering where my unfiltered, borderline clinical insanity comes from, look no further than this blonde icon on a mini tramp" @goldiehawn #proudson -- Oliver Hudson.
Nightclubs are closed but we have googly eyes and mostly it’s the same except less risk of illness and no one has wee’d all over the ladies loo seat
Reader Comments (22)
Amanda Seyfried in a bear suit? One question: Did she invite Nicolas Cage to be in another one?
Well this is really hard. Part of me would give my eye teeth to be in a hammock with Natalie Wood in the 1950's, but I must put that aside and say what I really want, which is to go with Mark Wahlberg while he gets his allergy shots. In addition to enjoying his beautiful body, I would ask him how he REALLY feels about gay men.
Cosplay with Amanda Seyfried definitely looks like huge fun. Although unlike Volvagia my first film related synaptic connection was with Midsommar (not sure either of us are approaching mucking about with the kids in the right spirit).
Although if no-one else is going to volunteer to give Jai Courtney & his puppy a good cuddle I'm more than happy to step in.
I would gladly carve Mark Wahlberg's upper body all over Mount Rushmore.
Natalie Wood, no contest
Swinging in a hammock next to Natalie!
BJT: Eh? Maybe not, but I still think I'm closer to the mark than you are. Because the Bear suit scene in the Nic Cage Wicker Man is SILLY. Slightly violent, but SILLY violent. The bear suit scene in Midsommar is only terrifying.
Natalie Wood. Next?
kate and kat
Volvagia: On a sliding scale of folk traditions in horror then I would much rather my nieces & nephews got involved in the costumed rambles of The Wicker Man, I agree. Although in the end both tend towards human sacrifice which, on balance, I can't say I support.
I'm scratching my head trying to remember any films that feature characters stumbling onto folksy goings that don't turn out to be murderous cults?
Nicole is so lonely! I will gladly spend time with her and her flowers. I love hearing $cientology horror stories.
I am SHOCKED that NO ONE has said Yahya or Pierre yet. I thought they would be running away with it! Hot boys + Food? What else could one need?
I'm a sucker for puppies.
Can’t pass up good vibes with Ms. Erivo!
Nothing wrong with some comfort food Pierre. We all need it from time to time.
Hard to say no to vibing with Erivo, but I can’t resist Jai Courtney and a puppy.
Cosplay with Amanda Seyfried and go clubbing with Kate Beckinsale as long as she wears that Freddie Mercury costume from the "I Want to Break Free" video while I get to be John Deacon as an old lady. She does a better Freddie than Rami.
Saying it here, LOUDLY: Kate Becksinale has the most consistently entertaining celebrity Instagram account. She is the perfect combination of glamour and humor. 🥰
Natalie of course.
Nicole please!...
Jai, I would love to play with your... puppy......
Natalie Wood... An actress when they were real and not made up bullcrap...