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Friday, August 14, 2020 at 12:00PM tweets curated by Nathaniel R for your momentary amusement...
A story that ends with a corpse on the floor is a tragedy. A story that begins with a corpse on the floor is a mystery. A story that begins with a floor on a corpse is The Wizard of Oz.
— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) July 27, 2020
I know its a weird year for movies and the Oscar will be a mess so I was thinking what if - and hear me out - what if - and I’m just spitballing here - but what if we gave Julia Roberts another Oscar for Erin Brokovich
— Chris Murphy (@christress) August 8, 2020
After the jump unexpected Love is a Many Splendored Thing, Young Girls of Rochefort, and Still Alice jokes, and great casting ideas for anything...
Why don't they sell more Criterion covers as posters. I need people to enter my home and understand they made a mistake pic.twitter.com/R4tMYvoL77
— kyle amato (@kyle_amato) August 6, 2020
i cannot help but see this! pic.twitter.com/WwC2ud968X
— Beatrice Loayza (@bealoayza) August 7, 2020
My new thing is saying "they should get Keke Palmer" about every show, movie, or even film.
— Matt Rogers (@MattRogersTho) August 6, 2020
England, making the hard choices. pic.twitter.com/PWhbpUzbZB
— Jared Wall (@JaredWall01) August 9, 2020
Seems weird there's not a prestige cable show where Judith Light and Jean Smart sit across from each other, stir drinks menacingly, and ask each other "Is that so" again and again.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) August 9, 2020
It's so unrealistic how movie villains just announce their evil plot pic.twitter.com/7qxGdQuMvM
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) August 13, 2020
Brb taking my nephews to see fan favorite Still Alice. Teach them while they’re young. https://t.co/VO3XodGW1y
— Kevin Jacobsen (@Kevin_Jacobsen) August 5, 2020
Love** is a many splendored thing
— All About My Mathur (@TheManish89) August 10, 2020
**William Holden’s butt in trunks
This is a picture of a cat watching a Troye Sivan music video pic.twitter.com/2O7MA9gR6Y
— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) August 9, 2020
Crane that looks like Freddie Mercury pic.twitter.com/ZBaYcUDzXE
— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) August 8, 2020
Absolutely fucking DYING at the end of this commercial pic.twitter.com/8kKyWZFrcN
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) August 10, 2020
What if it turned out that many of the classic films we attribute to directors and screenwriters were great mainly because of the editors?
— MZS (@mattzollerseitz) August 14, 2020
ppl ask how did lisa bonet pull jason momoa and lenny kravitz like they havent.....seen......lisa.........bonet
— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) August 8, 2020
AMENWe must protect Elizabeth Debicki. https://t.co/wxCB0HWVhc
— Jordan Crucchiola (@JorCru) August 8, 2020
Reader Comments (5)
That Freddie Mercury crane made my day!
I took a course with Sandra Newman years ago--every bit as quick, clever, and funny in real life.
Oh that commercial made me laugh. I liked that one and yes, protect Elizabeth Debicki!
Down for another Oscar for Julia. She’s out of this world in that movie.
I don't seem to like its ending. You can refer to other ideas at Quick Draw