Would you rather?
Friday, August 27, 2021 at 10:45AM 
happy Virgo season from Keke PalmerWould you rather...
• kiss puppies w/ Simu Liu
• hang on the sidewalk w/ Timothée Chalamet
• discuss the Virgos you know w/ Keke Palmer
• play a new card game "where do we begin?" w/ Marisa Tomei
• learn to bowl w/ Anya Taylor Joy
• hold your breath w/ Paul Bettany
• go axe throwing or clay pigeon shooting w/ Naomie Harris
• have a martini w/ Ten Tosatid
• fit a harness w/ Connor Jessup
• serve your guests margaritas w/ Jennifer Coolidge?
• walk the runway w/ Molly Shannon
• ...or have your calls ignored by Laura Dern?
Pictures are after the jump to help you decide...
She loves cuddles even more than she did when I first met her in the Dominican Republic, and will not hesitate to bound onto the bed/chair/couch on a moments’ notice so that she can plop down right next to you. She’s endlessly sweet and ever watchful, picking up on my most subtle cues. All in all, one of the best decisions I have ever made ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
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What’s your most loved Virgo trait and what’s the worst? I’ll start…
I love the intellect of a Virgo.
But our level of irritability is taxing. 🥴♍️
Hold on to your hats…this is a new game from therapist @estherperelofficial, intimate conversations with new and old friends ... can’t wait to play !
🎳Learning🎳
Good morning x
Living my absolute best life at @wildernessreserve with my family!! Phenomenal facials and massages by @111skin, Axe throwing, electric clay pigeon shooting, non-stop food and after dinner games hosted by @brielarson and @elijah_a.b … I literally could not have had a better time! Hands down one of the best experiences of my life! Can’t wait to come back! 🙏🏾🙏🏾😁
Extra cold Martini please
tfw the harness fits
those don't look like hot dogs. ohmygod.
Bad Sandy or Good Sandy for the premier of @othertwoshow? @othertwoshow starts streaming Thursday
Dern? You there?
It's your choice... just make one in the comments!
Reader Comments (11)
I can’t say no to puppies so Liu wins. Although I haven’t gone bowling in two years and now that I’m thinking about it I might pick trying to help Anya get her strike.
The Martini and Margarita are enticing, but I think Molly Shannon is one of the funniest people on the planet, so I would prefer to walk the runway.
I've never heard of Ten Tosatid, but he looks inviting. However, Simu Liu and a puppy are two treats in one.
Raul -- he stars in this Thai show "Bangkok Love Stories: innocence" on Netflix.
Oh boy… that white Speedo… umm I think Jennifer Coolidge to be safe. I think Ten might find my attention too intrusive!
I'm gonna serve my guests margaritas w/ Jennifer Coolidge. I have to say this one's tough. So many great choices. I'd also love to walk the runway with Molly Shannon who is ON FIRE these days. And I don't drink. Nor do I know who Ten Tosatid is, but that's a temptation.
Um.. HELLO there Ten Tosatid. I didn't know you 5 seconds ago and I'm already enthralled.
Learn to bowl with Anya Taylor-Joy, hang out with Timothee Chalamet as we play the flute, and walk that runway with Molly Shannon.
Damn... Molly Shannon is HOT!!!!! She was always hot and she's still killing it.
I would like to hang out with Jennifer Coolidge but I'll drink something non-alcoholic.
Keke is a fellow Virgo and super funny and talented as well, so I'm going with her (but I will be googling Ten Tosatid).
I know there is a good chance of getting an injury but Naomie Harris seems to be having a blast.
I'm horny (WHAT? ... I'm just stating a fact!) and so I'm going to pick the guy in the white monokini (WHAT? ... That's one way to describe it!). He looks Asian and that's hot (WHAT? ... I'm just guessing and throwing no shade!).