20:11 Season of the Hornet's "No Stings" Dilemma
Year in Review Fun... Much more to come!
Herewith the 20th minute and 11th second of the movies of 2011 in chronological order of US release date. It's like flipping channels for snapshots of the film year! For those who like a mnemonic challenge, I've written the film titles in invisible ink below each screencap (you can highlight to see them). Would any of these tiny glimpses make you want to stop channel surfing and watch?
january | february | march | april
Part 1: JANUARY
Our ranks have been decimated. You must deliver her."
THE SEASON OF THE WITCH
Holy....! Kato, are you a pervert?
THE GREEN HORNET
We are trying to relax! Everything is going to be fine."
THE DILEMMA
["Did i have sex with anyone...?" and other awkward January moments more after the jump.]
Uhhhhh. Did I have sex with anyone in this apartment last night?
NO STRINGS ATTACHED
[no dialogue]
THE HOUSEMAID
It is the job of the exorcist to determine the number of possessing demons and their names, something the demons protect with great ferocity. And when the exorcist has a name he can then begin to assert control over the entity and cast it out."
THE RITE
[no dialogue. He's about to hallucinate... or not.]
KABOOM
Oh shit. You got me to circumvent my own security, huh? Nobody sees me leave. So what's this?"
THE MECHANIC.
If these time capsules brought back any memories, please to share in the comments.
Reader Comments (3)
"Brought back any memories"? Yes. Good ones? No. I actually sat through Season of the Witch (photo #1) because I thought Tom Waits was in it...nope, just Ron Perlman. I could name a few of the others, but I'll leave some of the fun for everyone else.
Alex --- oh ouch. it's a good thing 2011 turned into such a good film year. I thought we were in trouble when the very first weekend brought us a Nicolas Cage film. and lol on Perlman Waits.
I love the No Strings cap but just a few seconds later and it woulda been a butt shot with the "yep, I'm definitely gay" punchline. haha
I've already expressed my undying love for No Strings Attached and Winona in The Dilemma (not the movie as a whole) in previous posts. The Green Hornet was fun, even though Seth Rogen was irritating for a large part of the film, and Season of the Witch was rote, but not as bad as others have proclaimed. The actress who played the imprisoned witch deserved better...she was quite good.
The Rite was soooo disappointing.