Tuesday
Feb012011
Say What, Winona?
Tuesday, February 1, 2011 at 1:00PM Amuse us by adding dialogue or caption to this tete a tete between Black Swan's Winona Ryder and Barbara Hershey at a SAG party.
Noni & Babs at SAG after party
You know you want to!
tagged Barbara Hershey, Say What?, Winona Ryder
Barbara Hershey, Say What?, Winona Ryder
Reader Comments (26)
Winona: But for real, Barb. How do I look?
Barbara: [thinking] Self-censor...self-censor...
Hershey and Winona shoulda been up on stage to introduce BLACK SWAN's SAG clip. crossing my fingers the film's massive success brings both of them more juicy roles.
and speaking of Hershey, i'm very curious to see if she made the cut for the Film Bitch Awards, hint hint. ;) Dying to see the actress lineups (Bening vs. Kidman i'm sensing). by personal ballot would be the following...
BEST ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
Annette Bening, THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT
Nicole Kidman, RABBIT HOLE
Natalie Portman, BLACK SWAN
Paprika Steen, APPLAUS
Michelle Williams, BLUE VALENTINE
BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Amy Adams, THE FIGHTER
Melissa Leo, THE FIGHTER
Aggeliki Papoulia, DOGTOOTH
Jacki Weaver, ANIMAL KINGDOM
Olivia Williams, THE GHOST WRITER
- Hershey just missed but i'd love to see her snag a Film Bitch nom
Winona Ryder: Again! Another awards season success story I’m apart of but none of the attention is on me. Natalie is beautiful, Angelina is beautiful, and Gwyneth is a backstabbing cunt! I just wish that they’d see me and go there she is WINONA FOR THE WIN.
Barbara Hershey: I have two Cannes Film Festival Best Actress wins. In the end they didn’t turn into nominations. I have one lousy Supporting Actress nomination; my Beaches co-star The Divine Miss Ham has two lead actress nods. Fuck it. Just fuck it – it doesn’t matter. You’re prettier than they are. And I’m pretty than my contemporaries. Harvey Weinstein isn’t knocking down my door either. Shit.
Winona Ryder: Wow. You’re beautiful. I wish I could be more self assured as you.
Barbara Hershey: Let’s leave here. We have some drinks and more conversation.
Winona: We should do a movie where you play MY crazy mom so I can when an Oscar now!
Prepping for the sequel which pits The White Cleavage vs The Black Cleavage.
Winona: This dress makes my boobs look great, right?
Barbara: Ummmmmmmmmmmm....about that....
Wino: Let's beat the crap out of that Portman Bitch!
Hersey: I hear ya' girlfriend...
Winona: I'm telling you, when I was elected as the new swan queen, you were too old for the part, so get back bitch!
Winona: Do you think I really look like a little princess?
Barbara: I'd let you dance in my music box, sweet girl.
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I apologise :p
Hershey : The Black Skank seems to forget that I was the original 'Sweet Lips' !!!!!
Winona : I know. I know. She really is losing her mind.
Winona: What'd Natalie do to get her role? Did she suck Darren's cock?
Barbara: Whatever happened to my sweet Noni?
Winona: SHE'S GONE!
Ryder: I'm loving what that dress does for your Boxcar Berthas, honey!
Hershey: Your Girls Interrupted ain't lookin' so bad themselves, sweetie.
BH: No, Winona, I won't let you "hold" my jewelry for me.
WR: Old habits die hard.
Winona : So, I says to her, 'just because some ballet dancer has poached your eggs does not mean that you're going to win'.
Ryder - So Babs, can I call you Babs, how do I get into one of those Woody Allen movies? Seriously, what does Scarlett have that I don't?
Just one line for Winona:
"You stole my things!"
"He always said you were a frigid little girl."
I've very good memories of 90s Winona, so I'll bite my tongue, or my lips as Hershey in the picture. It would've been much more fun/easier with the Swan(k) + Winona that's on IMBD.
Winona "...then i said, you ain't supporting bitch, you is lead! She said somethin' about Jesus and i was like 'Whatever girlfriend, i'm out of Long Island Ice Tea, where's the freakin' bar?'".
Barbara ".........."
Winona: So Natalie told me she teaches people "real life." She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful.
Barbara: Is that pate?
Barbara: Where the fuck are my god damn Lip Smackers?
Winona: I don't know what you're talking about...
Winona: "Hey, when I was nominated for The Age of Innocence, people said I was going to win, and then I lost—to someone younger!—and that's when my career started going downhill. So maybe it's just as well that you were never nominated."
Barbara: "I was nominated. For The Portrait of a Lady. In 1996."
Winona: "Really? ... I don't think anyone remembers that."
Winona: No, really, I have the entire table setting under my dress. Look!
BHersh: Blergh.
Winona: Aren't you getting sick of those two reaping all the awards, when we were just as good?
Babs: Talk about it. All I got was a lousy BAFTA nod. I was a TERRIFYING MOTHER for godsake. Piper Laurie anyone??
Winona: At least that Kunis bitch didn't get the Oscar nod. Result!
Winona: Did you actually PAY money for that dress, Barb?
Barbara: Yes I did, the question is - DID YOU!
Winona: "Sorry - I didn't buy a ticket for Shy People either."